Author Topic: karol_sexy - Bromley - TOFTT  (Read 3650 times)


3 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5416598) (1 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

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location: bromely
Looks: not as polished as pictures but i think its still the same person using profile. Butt is a B on the scale, nothing amazing to return to...taler than i imagined...5'8 maybe. face about 5 or 6 out of 10. She is friendly and chatty but that didnt help
Comms:- not bad...text and then phone call when near..i believe it was with the maid
Venue....apartment block....of the road..but inside had a very small hint of an estate feel
duration: 30 mins at 70.....stayed 25 mins
Action: long story short i didnt enjoy myself. i almost thought that i forgot how to fuck it was so uncomfortable no matter the position or what i did....started to go soft cause  nothing felt right. i kept slipping out...hitting walls way to early no matter what i was doing.....and here is where the negative comes in...she gave me a look at me and my dick and gave the facial expression like "this is all your fault, dont you know wha5t you are doing? "...thats the atmosphere that it was like
So i took control of the situation thinking i will give a position one last try (even though we had failed at it multiple times but those times i wasnt keeping us in place. i always let the pair of us try to find our comfort zone)......so i turned her around bent her over......hand on collar bone....other arm not on hip but rather totally across her mid section to keep her lower half in place...then i went in......HOORAH!!! i found the tunnel!!!...so i stayed in that position for about 5 to 10 secs and thats where she revealed her schemes!!... After about 5 top 15 secs of pumping she signalled to stop...i instantly let go and asked what was wrong and she collapsed to the bed ..fanning herself with her hand and shaking her head

Thats when it dawned on me.....she had been controlling this whole thing to provide a shit shag that whole time. I outright asked her "Oh so it was you doing that then?" and she said , apologetically i might add, "yes, i am sorry....but you are too big. "

That's actually fine. i have been refused service before...wwhat actually annoyed was that she a) took my money and b) tried to make it out that the horror show that was 20 something odd mins of repeated failure to fuck was my fault when it was her ..doing fuck knows waht with her vagina.....to stop proper entry  and rythm

I was polite and friendly and said it was fine

got dressed and left

Would i return: No way
reccomend? i actually would ...she was friendly and i think if she doesnt have a problem with size , or is in the right mood then she would provide a decent fuck.
Only for 15 mins worth though

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« Last Edit: July 19, 2020, 12:32:48 pm by last_days_of_logan »

Offline Henry Hoover

How big are you if you don't mind me asking? A pro the can't handle the D is a bit of a shit show.

Offline Whoisarrypotter

That is a bullshit thing to do, I hate it when they do that, I'm not massive but had a couple of punts when they happily take the money and then having seen what's on offer continue with blowjob like all is well then when I say time to.fuck they say "oh no I'm not having that in me too big".  If they see the goods then say sorry I cant provide you with sex heres a refund if your happy with that.  I would be honest and say I'm not particularly happy but at least it's just time wasted and you still have money to put towards a girl who will actually let you fuck them.

Sorry to hear about your shit experience Logan hope your next punt is better.
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Online last_days_of_logan

How big are you if you don't mind me asking? A pro the can't handle the D is a bit of a shit show.

bigger than average , but not monstrous big that no one can handle me if you get my drift. Many SPs are fine with me.

This one was like annoying cause she could have refused and not let me spend money....and then to make it out like i was the one at fault...yeah no good

Online last_days_of_logan

That is a bullshit thing to do, I hate it when they do that, I'm not massive but had a couple of punts when they happily take the money and then having seen what's on offer continue with blowjob like all is well then when I say time to.fuck they say "oh no I'm not having that in me too big".  If they see the goods then say sorry I cant provide you with sex heres a refund if your happy with that.  I would be honest and say I'm not particularly happy but at least it's just time wasted and you still have money to put towards a girl who will actually let you fuck them.

Sorry to hear about your shit experience Logan hope your next punt is better.

this is pretty much it in a nut shell

happy to take the money and when i was trying to do the deep i couldnt find entry anywhere....she would turn round and give me this patronising look almost like "is this your first time? Do you even know what you are doing? whats wrong with you and your dick" kind of thing

waste of time and money

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What a conniving chick  :thumbsdown:. Better luck next time hopefully. 

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Thanks for the comprehensive review.

Funny although not on my HL I had my eye on this one and looked at the profile quite a few times.

What a lil bitch ... I can picture the scene and expression on ya face when she turned back and looked at you with the expression "so you waltz in here and that's all you got?"

Sounds like you handled it well.  :hi:
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Online last_days_of_logan

Thanks for the comprehensive review.

Funny although not on my HL I had my eye on this one and looked at the profile quite a few times.

What a lil bitch ... I can picture the scene and expression on ya face when she turned back and looked at you with the expression "so you waltz in here and that's all you got?"

Sounds like you handled it well.  :hi:

NAILED IT!!!

Thats exactly what the look was like..almost like a shock / confusion and disappointment.