Author Topic: Cute Student Kelly - Holborn - I did not enjoy!!  (Read 3884 times)


6 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5588048) (3 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Ahussain1171

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Pre-Punt

All done via text, quick responses. English is very good. Agreed an hour booking for £140.
Location is the same flat used by Claudia in Holborn.

Now I’d seen one review before here which was negative but I decided to follow through anyway.

The Meet

Now I’ll try sum this up before going in detail. She treats this how I guess an early 20 year old would were this is a boring job rather than an exciting hobby.

So I get up to the room and she’s in a vest and short. She hasn’t got her height listed but she’s 5”7 and size 10 is alot more accurate. I had asked her to wear a dress prior and pulled her up on this to which she replied no I don’t think you did. Now I don’t push it because I know this point could go side ways very quickly so I leave it. She’s also got her vape  out and constantly vaping as well as being on her phone. She doesn’t even offer me a shower although I didn’t need one but still.

Now I’m trying to get the mood going so I start kissing her ( did someone ask DFK) no fucking chance. Her lips open barely a few millimetres apart. Anyway I know she’s packing under her clothes so I get her naked. And she does have a nice set of jugs which entice me in the first place. BUT I noticed a smell and it was not fresh.

Get her to start giving me a blowjob and nothing special at all. Not even worth me writing about it. I hasn’t bussed a nut in a few days so I wasn’t going to hold out very much. Had a quick missionary session and then removed the condom to finish on her tits.

Now I know I’m not going to enjoy this lull period and the smell was just getting more pungent, so I politely ask the procedure of turning this into an half hour booking which was declined. Any way during this period she was on her phone and vaping and talking shit. I found out she’s young (20) and have no reason to believe other wise. She’s very well spoken but boring as duck. So I try again and tell her mid convo “suck me dick” to which she replied sarcastically wow nice. This followed her half ass attempt at sucking me off but I knew it was over by then so I just ended it with 15mins still to go.

Man when I tell you that smell was in my nose all the way home until I had a shower. :vomit:

Guys I’m going to keep it simple, I wish I had chucked my money away rather then experienced that shit show. She’s here to earn quick buck and not to entertain.

Offline Rickylovestitties

Sorry to hear that mate, that’s my biggest worry nowadays. Seeing girls who have all kinds of things listed in their likes but don’t put any effort in them at all. They’re just taking our money for nothing

Offline bedhedred

Bloody Foreigner gave fair warning that this girl's attitude stinks and she's clearly expensive and boring.


Offline Fredbone

She could work in a supermarket on minimum wage and get really bored.

Offline sgc

Bloody Foreigner gave fair warning that this girl's attitude stinks and she's clearly expensive and boring.

I was thinking to risk it after bloody foreigners review as she is good looking young lass but this review confirms that she is really not worth it. Will give her a miss.

Offline mrbang123

Thanks for your review OP, I was thinking about risking it as well following BF’s review seeing as she’s cute and got a nice set of tits but she’s off the HL for sure now.

Offline Shadow314

Cheers for the review OP.  Looks like I was lucky to get switched to Claudia when I originally tried to meet this one.
Think she'll be off my HL too.

Offline Meursault

Cracking Looking girl but if she has BV then that's an instant no from me.

Top 5 turn offs for me:

1. BV
2. bad breath
3. stained teeth
4. poorly manicured
5. on phone inappropriately

I can deal with smoking, although not a smoker anymore.


Offline Ahussain1171

Sorry everyone just saw this now, couldn’t get into the website for some reason.

But yeah, unless your really desperate I would totally give this bird a miss. Even if you are desperate your better of going home and , well you know the rest  :dash:

Offline Bloody foreigner

Thanks for the review OP. Sounds exactly like my experience with her.

I didn’t feel the smell, but had feelings, that she might not be perfectly clean.