External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI've developed some back pain during this lock down that I found rather hard to shift. There is not much choice out there for a massage. My first choice of a Chinese lady offering massages in Egham turned out to be in Hounslow and I avoid that place on principle!
That left Ewa, a polish? lady twice reviewed on this forum. Once positive but without much enthusiasm (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=240443.msg2458502#msg2458502) and once neutral because the punter did not secure HR at the end (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=278736.0). I sent a txt and got a reply a couple hours later. After we had agreed a rendezvous I got a txt back saying the massage was £50 and HR another £10.
I parked a street away and walked the 50 yards and noticed that the parking space on the property was full when I left. I recommend you do the same or you might be parked in by whoever lives in the house.
She works/lives in a converted garage and you have to cross a quite grotty porch and descend a couple of steps before you enter the converted garage though a side door. The approach did feel a little awkward and I would not recommend attempting it in the dark for the first time. Inside is nice enough, but a bit cramped. Kitchenette with washing machine, double bed, pink upholstered chair, laptop, ticking wall-clock, ac unit. a lot of knickknacks and a massage table in the middle of the room. Massage table has a hole for the face but also has a pillow. There is another door with I assume leads to a bathroom.
Ewa is the lady in the pictures but they are perhaps a little flattering. She is quite short, stout with small (B?) breasts and a large but firm stomach. Her English is good enough and her personality is pleasant but quiet. She wore a white dress with a tie across her waist.
After hellos and paying, I got undressed and lay face down on the massage table by putting the pillow under my chest. Music starts (Enigma) playing on the laptop and clashes somewhat with the loud ticking of the wall-clock. Massage started with each leg, then back, then arms. Couple of txts on her phone but she did not stop the massage. Time to turn over and she did one leg, a few cc swipes and when I got hard she started an oily HR. No eye contact or smile but she does not object when you slide your hand under her dress (no underwear) and feel her square but firm bottom and at the front a slightly stubbly pussy. Her legs were closed and the ribbon or tie stops any exploring above her waist. When you are close, she puts her hand on your chest and powers through with the other one. Not bad. Quick tidy and the massage carries on with the other leg, then the chest and arms. Massage itself was a OK but a little too soft and stroky. She had a standalone air-con unit running that occasionally made a sound similar to someone opening the door. Quite startling at first. At some stage she told me we were done and I got up and was told to use the top towel to wipe of any excess massage oil. Both towels were then put in a washing basket and two new ones placed on the massage table.
A little chat and she is very busy because the massage parlours are shut. I got about 55 minutes.
I've not had a massage/punt for four/five months and this did do the trick but otherwise it does not rate highly as a massage experience compared to others. I guess I'll have to make it an unenthusiastic positive.
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