I noticed some murmurings on here that a Swiss girl had turned up brassing in Norf Lunden by the name of Lucy Mayer at the bargain basement rate of 90 notes for 30 minutes!
This boggled my mind - how did a girl from one of the world richest countries ends up tarting herself to Arsenal fans for pennies?!
I had to check it out, especially for my 50th review!
External Link/Members OnlyHowever, one of the best, yet weirdest punts I have had and I struggle to know if this is a neg, nue or pos! Where to start...
Comms:
Great! Contacted her and a couple of days later got a reply saying "I am back at work from today!" that was all I needed to zip down to the Holloway Road.
Girl:
Wow, just like the pictures. Total hipster arty girl, just the type you want to shag when you see them around - so no problems there...however, this is when things start to get a bit weird...
Venue/Meeting:
So, get the postcode which takes me to a residential address of ok looking period houses. Text her to say I am there and she replies "Great! I will have to come down and collect you as it's hard to find". Okay, not exactly discreet but fuck it, I am in Norf and at least I get to see if she is OK. Given a location to wait - earlier I noticed a small but scummy council block and a student halls near by and I was thinking please neither of those.
Pissing about with my phone, look up and see Lucy coming towards me from the direction of said scummy block, with a ginger pitbull dog on a pink lead! WTF! I am used to big aggressive dogs, and Lucy was looking hot so decided fuck it, dog looks calm and friendly so lets go, until...we start walking towards the council block.
I nearly aborted mission at this point - in a split second had to decide do I chance this and possibly pull of an epic behind enemy lines kill, or walk away and never know...
I am no tough guy, but I am not a stranger to a scuffle and thought fuck it, if anyone chucks it I am going to do one. and chalk it upto experience.
We get up into the gaff, its actually ok, but she puts the dog in the hallway and warns me it will cry a bit and then stop - so with dog scratching the door, I decide against the offered shower, which Lucy seems to approve of, and the sight of her taking off her hoodie and jeans to reveal prossie fishnet undies underneath was one of the horniest experiences of my punting life to date. DFK starts, deep, solid, plenty of tongue. I "politely" usher her onto her knees and wow - the OWO is out of this world. Didnt last long until I needed to lie down and reluctantly got down onto the bed. Proper sleezy vibe, candles lit, condom packets and tissue next to low bed, techno music on, dim lights - like a soho walk up. OWO continued, wow she is gifted - DT zero teeth top three BJ for me and i've had a few. Was tempted to just let one go in her mouth but wanted to fuck - so got her in mish and pounded home the win.
Lay down for a second or two, remembered I was in a council block in norf fucking a 21 year old tart with a pitbull outside the room and decided to split. Decided for a v quick shower and I hear the front door go. OH. FUCK. At this point I am rushing my clothes on, thankful the bathroom door is locked getting ready to rumble in case of any bullshit. Bust out of the bathroom to a dressed and worried looking Lucy in the hallway between me and the door - not good - she blurts "er I am sorry its just my room mate" - not good at all - so I brush past her and its a polite, toned, tanned, tattooed hipster guy coming home with some organic groceries! No rumble required, said hello, congratulated him on his choice of roomie/GF/brass to which he laughed and I was off down the stairs.
So as you can imagine, this was all a pretty weird experience. The girl is amazing, if she was in decent digs in a vaguely prozzie friendly manor (Queenways/Mayfair/Marlyebone etc) she would be my go to. But a doss house in deepest Norf with a pitbull on the scene - I don't know.
There you have it gentlemen, half a century not out ;-)
