Diane Mature Chester..... Grab a Granny 2nd Edition

[Thephoenix]

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See previous Grab a Granny 1st edition for background.


Meeting took place over a week ago.

Hardly know where to start on this one........ Following previous positive reviews I decided to visit 'Diane' with a mixture of anticipation and curiosity.

My usual preferences for a punt these days are either
a/  a long sensual massage with cc swipes followed by a sexy handjob and ideally some prostate play...... or:-
b/  a gfe with an attractive sexy escort,
both with a minimum of one hour so I don't feel rushed.

As it became apparent that this wasn't going to happen,  I've got to ask myself how I'm giving a positive?


Well to the punt......
As others have said, comms easy via text, phone, email.... promptly replied.
Post code by text, park in adjacent carpark £1 per minute, then phone for final location.

Lovely apartment overlooking the river by the racecourse.

Door opened by Diane.......... At this stage I was thinking what am I doing here?  Have those previous positive reports just been a bit exaggerated?
The reality is Diane is a lovely, sweet, posh old lady.
I'm 79 and I think I can judge ladies of my age, so I would suggest she's nearer 80 than 70.
She's a nice lady, very friendly and I could chat with her for ages, but there's no way she would turn me on by looks or figure.
The photos on her site are over flattering and dated.
Now I'm no spring chicken, but I'm not offering myself as an escort.

So after some polite conversation, we moved to the bed.
She changed into some black knickers, and stockings.
As her website advertises massage, that's what I initially asked for.
So I laid face down on the double bed with my legs overhanging the bottom,  and Diane moved her cold hands up and down for a few minutes (not particularly sexy), then asked to turn over.
No further attempt at massage,  KY jelly on knob and some gentle hand encouragement. (KY always seems to deaden the feeling a bit for me)
She then offered oral without, and she had a nice gentle technique.

It was all quite pleasant and relaxing, but not doing a lot for me, maybe because every time I looked down I caught a glimpse of the little old ladies head with the dyed bouffant hair bobbing up and down on my dick,  and kept asking myself what am I doing here?
I even tried closing my eyes and thinking of Liverpool winning The Premiership, but I was no nearer cumming.
I'm now starting to think times running out, so asked to finish with hand relief which was OK but not exceptional.

So......why when I've had much better massage, gfe, blow jobs and hand jobs, have I given this a positive?

Well.......it just has to be filed under miscellaneous.

There's been a lot of interest shown in 'Grab a Granny', and as a novelty experience, I don't want to deter anyone.
She's quite busy and gets lots of repeat clients, so my review won't make much difference.

Or maybe as an old gentleman,  I'm old fashioned enough to have some respect for this fellow golden oldie, who's been unlucky with money and is bolstering her income with a service that obviously still appeals to some.

However for me, it's another tick on my bucket list, and not one I'd repeat

[Captain caveman 69]

Well done to you fella still punting at 79 a magnificent achievement and one i intend to emulate 

[Goldfinch]

Good review-cheers for sharing.

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every time I looked down I caught a glimpse of the little old ladies head with the dyed bouffant hair bobbing up and down on my dick,  and kept asking myself what am I doing here?

 

[bdyno]

I never go to Chester, but if this is true I never will:

park in adjacent carpark £1 per minute

That has to be a typo surely?

[Thephoenix]

I never go to Chester, but if this is true I never will:
That has to be a typo surely?

Oops..... per hour.

[bdyno]

Phew.

[JRWK]

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It was all quite pleasant and relaxing, but not doing a lot for me, maybe because every time I looked down I caught a glimpse of the little old ladies head with the dyed bouffant hair bobbing up and down on my dick,  and kept asking myself what am I doing here?
 

There's been a lot of interest shown in 'Grab a Granny', and as a novelty experience, I don't want to deter anyone.
She's quite busy and gets lots of repeat clients, so my review won't make much difference.

Or maybe as an old gentleman,  I'm old fashioned enough to have some respect for this fellow golden oldie, who's been unlucky with money and is bolstering her income with a service that obviously still appeals to some.

However for me, it's another tick on my bucket list, and not one I'd repeat

I've had a similar experience in Southport.  She may not have been quite that old, but not far away..
full sex was offered but stuck to OWO as like you I knew it just wouldn't happen!! 
 

[winkywanky]

Sounds like she likes to give the purple a rinse with her mouth 

[MajorPayne]

Obviously your punt so your rating OP but personally I'd put this as a negative.

[Alf G]

She's obviously, getting business.
Plenty off attention as well.
Not for me, just shoes, there's market, for all ages out there.

[Thephoenix]

Obviously your punt so your rating OP but personally I'd put this as a negative.

I can understand your comment Major,  but as yo say I'll stick with the positive for the reasons I gave in the last few paragraphs.

If I was to give a negative, it would be to myself, simply for allowing my curiosity to get the better of me.

It could be said that my experience wasn't great, but the lady gave the service she describes on the tin so to speak.
As the original reviewer said...... It's an old lady who gives hand jobs and blow jobs for a reasonable price of £35 for half an hour, and that's what I got.

It can be seen from my reviews that I'm not generally one of the infamous 'White Nights' referred to occasionally on here, but at heart I'm a nice kind old gentleman and on this occasion I'll accept the accolade.

There's enough in my review, and all the others on the previous. 'Grab a Granny'  thread for people to make their own minds up.

I'll leave it at that, but feel free to disagree.

[fbarge]

I can understand your comment Major,  but as yo say I'll stick with the positive for the reasons I gave in the last few paragraphs.

If I was to give a negative, it would be to myself, simply for allowing my curiosity to get the better of me.

It could be said that my experience wasn't great, but the lady gave the service she describes on the tin so to speak.
As the original reviewer said...... It's an old lady who gives hand jobs and blow jobs for a reasonable price of £35 for half an hour, and that's what I got.

It can be seen from my reviews that I'm not generally one of the infamous 'White Nights' referred to occasionally on here, but at heart I'm a nice kind old gentleman and on this occasion I'll accept the accolade.

There's enough in my review, and all the others on the previous. 'Grab a Granny'  thread for people to make their own minds up.

I'll leave it at that, but feel free to disagree.

You haven’t been walking round the garden making money for the nhs have you ?
100 prossies in 100 days with the nation cheering every shag on?

Hats off to you sir !

[Genesis42777]

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Bravo to you Sir 79 

i am 60 and i think you probably have alot more va,va voom than me 
nice review bye the way,and maybe its good to play with your own age group sometimes and a drop of nostalga thrown in there to,as you say "bucket list" and all.

regards 

[Barclay Spank]

I am surprised that full sex was on offer because she told me she didn't do full sex. I suppose it is at the discretion of the lady. Maybe she thought I was a bit too big for her - I don't mean big dick or fat, I mean I am 6 foot. On her site she doesn't say she doesn't do it.

There's another mature lady in Chester. Jackie in Bache. She was nice. Younger than Diane. Does anyone remember the one in the tower block near the canal?

[winkywanky]

Re: Diane, if she were actually 80yrs old or thereabouts, she has a frankly amazing pair if tits for her age. Large, but not really gone south at all. You'd be lucky to find a 50yr-old woman with tits of that size, looking that good.

She's way too far away from me to even consider a visit, but as a 60-ish guy (if she decided sex was on the cards) I could just imagine her shouting encouragement: come on young man, give it to me hard! 

If I were in the vicinity I'd consider a visit to her, if only to see how it played out.

[fbarge]

I am surprised that full sex was on offer because she told me she didn't do full sex. I suppose it is at the discretion of the lady. Maybe she thought I was a bit too big for her - I don't mean big dick or fat, I mean I am 6 foot. On her site she doesn't say she doesn't do it.

There's another mature lady in Chester. Jackie in Bache. She was nice. Younger than Diane. Does anyone remember the one in the tower block near the canal?

any links too Jackie? where is bache?

[Thephoenix]

I am surprised that full sex was on offer because she told me she didn't do full sex. I suppose it is at the discretion of the lady. Maybe she thought I was a bit too big for her - I don't mean big dick or fat, I mean I am 6 foot. On her site she doesn't say she doesn't do it.

There's another mature lady in Chester. Jackie in Bache. She was nice. Younger than Diane. Does anyone remember the one in the tower block near the canal?

I can't see any reference to full sex with Diane?
I doubt very much that's available.

No knowledge of Jackie in Bache

[Thephoenix]

any links too Jackie? where is bache?

Bache is by The Countess of Chester hospital, about 2 miles from city centre, and first station on the line from Chester to Liverpool.
Don't know about Jackie.

[JRWK]

You nevr know, FS might be available, as her Services do say appointments 30 and 60 minutes - then 'longer appointments can be arranged' - contact to arrange prices..'

If she was closer, I'd probably have a 'punt' just to find out

[smit1234]

She 100% doesn't offer FS. She doesn't really like being touched in any way due to sensitivity

[spiralnotebook]

She 100% doesn't offer FS. She doesn't really like being touched in any way due to sensitivity

I Concur!

[Thephoenix]

Me too!

Edit.... I don't mean I'm sensitive and don't like being touched.

I mean I agree with previous post.

[bdyno]

I think the comments about FS have become confused - the way I read it, the initial comment was actually about a different woman of a similar age, but has since been misinterpreted as suggesting Diane has offered it.

[Barclay Spank]

I can give Jacky's phone number but I don't know if it's allowed. It was in the Chester Chronicle which had ads for sex workers. That's where I found Diane's number. Jacky has got a nice house not far from the hospital. She doesn't do oral sex without condom. Unlike Diane.

The other thing I wanted to say is that Diane has a nice flat between the racecourse and the river. In another block there I saw the young very attractive oriental girl Sara. I found her on vivastreet. She's only there sometimes.

[Thephoenix]

I can give Jacky's phone number but I don't know if it's allowed. It was in the Chester Chronicle which had ads for sex workers. That's where I found Diane's number. Jacky has got a nice house not far from the hospital. She doesn't do oral sex without condom. Unlike Diane.

The other thing I wanted to say is that Diane has a nice flat between the racecourse and the river. In another block there I saw the young very attractive oriental girl Sara. I found her on vivastreet. She's only there sometimes.

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Is this the Jackie in question?

[chrishornx]

Good review-cheers for sharing.

add the chap to the awards list Finchie

[Goldfinch]

add the chap to the awards list Finchie

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The other thing I wanted to say is that Diane has a nice flat between the racecourse and the river. In another block there I saw the young very attractive oriental girl Sara. I found her on vivastreet. She's only there sometimes.

More info on this would be greatly appreciated.

[Barclay Spank]

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Is this the Jackie in question?

Yes, the same mobile number that I have. She is short and blonde. I think she must have been a stunner in the 60s or 70s or whenever she was young. She's quite sensible, she told me she won't do OWO because it's not safe sex. So it could be that in lockdown she isn't doing anything. I think she said she uses her friend's house to meet her clients.

[Barclay Spank]

More info on this would be greatly appreciated.

She doesn't seem to be on vivastreet now. I have attached a screenshot of her vivastreet entry for in March this year. I can give you the mobile number. I always texted her to see if she's available. I have seen her twice and I just missed out on a third opportunity in March.

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Thanks Barclay