This was my first punt since the crisis landed.
Are we still technically locked down? I lose track. I guess it is probably still ‘illegal’ to see a hooker. To be honest, central London is not locked down any more. London bridge was a heaving mass of boozing, drug taking, burger eating, furlough flaunting, pissing in the street as all the toilets are closed, reprobates today - all of whom have clearly had enough. I’ve been working flat out for the whole crisis, so I realise I am well past worrying about infection. Which is probably bonkers. Hey Ho….!
I had a lovely time with Chantelle. Not a ‘Sandra Curly Blows Your Socks Off’ experience, but sexy, kind and sensual. Why have I not seen this girl before? She is voluptuous and a great kisser. Not tonsil wrestling DFK, but open mouthed and willing. I really fancied her. Nice eye contact throughout. I fondled and fingered her, feasted on her pussy, she fellated me and then I fucked her. All my favourite ‘F’s. I paid £110 for the hour but was out after 45 mins. I reckon 30 mins will do me next time.
Coms – very good. I texted Chantelle at 9am, and was in position between her thighs just past midday. I was first up – she started at 12 today.
Location – crappy Bermondsey tower block. Super easy to find, quite close to the tube. I drove and parked easily enough. Reasonable shower. Poor bed setup.
Access to the block did trip me up. The entrance you want is the one with keypad. There is only one. Then when you are inside there are two lifts side by side – the one on the right is the correct one. I went up and down a few times in the other one before I realised this. I was accompanied by a young chap who was doing the rubbish run – I actually blushed at one point. I was so obviously a punter it’s not true.
She was very happy that I had properly shaved – I always do this. Clearly many of you dirty fuckers don’t. Post punt, Chantelle said that the moment lockdown was announced her phone went mad, even though she stopped working for 10 weeks. She said her typical client is 30 plus, and that for them the idea of being stuck at home with the wife and kids was a nightmare. She was inundated with desperate punters all asking the same question: ‘please, please make an exception for me…!’
So in summary, we punters are unshaven, desperately randy, we would do anything to avoid spending time with our kids/wives, and we think we are immune from pandemics. This pretty much sums me up. Apart from the first one.
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