Author Topic: English-Lisa - Slough  (Read 9312 times)


25 review(s) for ENGLISH-LISA (20 positive, 3 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Fuzzyduck]

Offline Ricky69

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Saw Lisa based on a late evening surf of AW. Liked the pics on the profile though no face showing.  You do get a glimpse of her features from the still under the movies section.

Comms - very good. Answered the phone and meet booked at short notice as she’d had a cancellation. I understand she’s normally by Heathrow rather than slough but due to hotels being closed she got this venue.  Call upon arrival on a side street. 

Location -  first floor flat in a small estate behind a holiday inn by slough station.  Gated area smelt of cannabis.
Flat was safe enough and easy to find, stayed on the phone to her.

Lisa - answered the door and let me in.  Uncomfortable that there is a webcam on the floor as you walk in. She later explained this is for security as it’s just the girls there, her and one other. Still, don’t like the thought of having me on there.

Add around 10+ years into the profile.  I’d say late 40’s maybe.  Now, don’t take that as a bad thing.. she’s a pretty woman.  Petite but yummy.  Very cute.  Upon getting undressed, the french kissing was pretty unreal and very GFE / pornstar.

She then went down and gave the most amazing owo.  Lots of noise, lots of eye contact .  I pulled her away as she was too good. Rubbed the pussy then headed down.  Unfortunately,  I had that nasty realisation upon getting around 2-3” from it that there was a whiff.. so , slight lick and it smelt unpleasant enough for me to decide against. I came back up and tried to be subtle.  She allowed fingers and then headed south to suck me off. Unfortunately, the BJ was so so damn good my fella began to explode , she put it all straight in and went for a CIM.  Spectacular.

Of course, my fault , I felt disappointed , I should’ve bashed one out earlier ! She was great though. A massage and then she herself went down again! I was only expecting a handjob. I was initially still soft,  suddenly, within a minute, I was rock again and she was going at it.. then... bang! I exploded again.:. So twice in 15 mins.  Shocking on my part as that is rare. 

On the whole,  £80 for 30 mins is a typical price these days.  I didn’t have any punting regret as all said and done, she put in the effort, was bubbly and very friendly.  A really nice woman.

The only downer was the pussy not being too fresh. 

Would I return? Probably not.  Realising that she’s given me CIM twice, I’d probably hesitate with the french kissing.  Enthusiasm was great but I rarely repeat. I’d give it a positive as I walked away with a single regret that my first explosion came to fast!!!
Walking away without a sense of regret is a rare thing indeed but these days.

 


Offline Fact

hopefully she reads and sees hygiene is important at all times but especially now.

You were kind to give a positive imho...

 

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Offline Ricky69

Yep. Agreed.  A fresher pussy would’ve been nice.   There were issues with the shower apparently. 

Also, whilst great at the time, I probably wouldn’t be french kissing again. 😬

My worst experiences of English girls have always involved unwashed minges or arses.

I recall seeing a popular blonde bird from Leicester who comes down to heathrow often.  Very decent session in the sense that her confidence and enthusiasm was out of this world.  She sat on my face during a heated moment of passion.. unfortunately, I smelt poo. Yep.  Passion killer. Went to the loo to clean up afterward and saw her skiddies.  Never seen her again since.  I mean,  why?

Another hot blonde I saw in east London almost 2 decades ago.. hot as fuck but the smelliest fanny ever.  Again,  a lovely pleasant English girl with a rancid pussy.

Ladies , wash your fucking bits! Rant over.
« Last Edit: June 24, 2020, 12:29:08 pm by Ricky69 »

Online advent2016

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When I see SWAD for extra it's usually (IME) good dirty snowball or ripoff. Whether it's worth an extra £30 is debatable, unless that is what PORN STAR STYLE £50 means?

Her second line says ===========PLEASE BE FRESH FOR OUR MEET YOU CAN SHOWER HERE ALSO LETS MAKE IT A PLEASENT MEETING FOR BOTH OF US=

Hopefully a shared shower would be on offer.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2020, 10:41:25 am by advent2016 »

Offline dynatron

saw her years ago plesant enough lady but had the impression her idea what to treat the escorting business as a conveyor belt operation so never returned

Offline MajorPayne

hopefully she reads and sees hygiene is important at all times but especially now.

You were kind to give a positive imho...
+1 hygiene is paramount

Offline Royd30

Agree OMG the worst thing is a smelly play area, soap and water doesn’t cost much.......

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From her profile

When I see SWAD for extra it's usually (IME) good dirty snowball or ripoff. Whether it's worth an extra £30 is debatable, unless that is what PORN STAR STYLE £50 means?

Her second line says ===========PLEASE BE FRESH FOR OUR MEET YOU CAN SHOWER HERE ALSO LETS MAKE IT A PLEASENT MEETING FOR BOTH OF US=

Hopefully a shared shower would be on offer.

SWAD?

Smelly bits would have made this a neutral at best for me too, though OP's review OP's rating.

The extras list would put me off booking - FFS £30 for "ROLE PLAY" (pretend you fancy me for 30 minutes, is that extra?) and WTF does she mean by "PORN STAR STYLE"? for £50 I guess you can find out.  £30 for "FOOT FETISH".

It reminds me when I used to punt in Slough in the 90s, pre internet, I encountered quite a few SPs who charged extra for whatever was asked for.  I remember giving up on the Slough scene and going to further afield.

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Offline TallnHung

Definitely tempted to give her a go.
Decent looking tits, decent bod and not a bad looker in the peek you get in the video thumbnails.
Plus 2 pops in 30 is always fun ;)

Offline pythago

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Add around 10+ years into the profile.  I’d say late 40’s maybe. 

Question about her age, sorry in case this was stated elsewhere. However: adding 10 years to 28, as she currently states, makes it late 30's, not late 40's.

Any intel on that?

Thanks!

Offline Yellowman1

I would guess late 30s but could maybe be just past 40. She looks decent whatever age she is though

Offline pythago

She looks decent whatever age she is though

Thanks, it sounds like that.

Offline Ricky69

I’d still say 40’s rather than 30’s but I may be wrong.

She is a hard lady to get hold of. Have tried actually booking a repeat since as there is so little about.
When I did secure a booking I pinged a message asking her to shower and please be fresh.  She text back a few mins later to cancel my visit. I summise from that response that she had no intention to shower or clean up down there.   Definitely a conveyor belt vibe going on with this one.  I just wouldn’t want to snowball someone else’s cum when she tries to french kiss or to be greeted by her overworked minge again as this woman has back to back bookings all day.  :(