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Offline joe diddley

« Reply #150 on: July 12, 2020, 08:55:20 am »
Linda Cristal - loved High Chaparral growing up and was in love with Linda. If I'd been aware of and found her earlier nudie snaps, you'd have never got me out of the bathroom.

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Offline Private Parts

« Reply #151 on: July 12, 2020, 10:00:34 am »

Offline winkywanky

« Reply #152 on: July 12, 2020, 05:26:12 pm »
...I should imagine so, they probably didn't have fake ones in those days  :D.

And yes, I used to watch the High Chapparal and lust after her too, as a young teenager  :wacko:.

Offline Corus Boy

« Reply #153 on: July 13, 2020, 02:52:54 pm »

Offline winkywanky

« Reply #154 on: July 13, 2020, 03:39:39 pm »
Makeshift & Codpiece.

Now there was a great cop series.

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« Reply #155 on: July 13, 2020, 05:38:47 pm »
Quote from: winkywanky on July 13, 2020, 03:39:39 pm
Makeshift & Codpiece.

Now there was a great cop series.

Which is being shown on ITV4 in the afternoons at present.

Offline ulstersubbie

« Reply #156 on: July 13, 2020, 06:19:39 pm »

Offline Corus Boy

« Reply #157 on: July 13, 2020, 06:22:04 pm »
Quote from: smiths on July 13, 2020, 05:38:47 pm
Which is being shown on ITV4 in the afternoons at present.

I noticed. LOL :)

Offline Corus Boy

« Reply #158 on: July 13, 2020, 06:27:59 pm »
Quote from: ulstersubbie on July 13, 2020, 06:19:39 pm
OH YES!!     :thumbsup:

She married Dempsey, Michael Brandon, and is still married to him.

Also still looking good;



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« Reply #159 on: July 13, 2020, 06:55:50 pm »
Quote from: Private Parts on July 12, 2020, 10:00:34 am
Real tits👍

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Nearest I got. Cavalaire , South of France. Absolutely top service.


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« Reply #160 on: July 13, 2020, 08:28:35 pm »
Quote from: smiths on July 13, 2020, 05:38:47 pm
Which is being shown on ITV4 in the afternoons at present.

Thanks for the heads-up  :thumbsup:

Offline sadolddeejay

« Reply #161 on: July 14, 2020, 06:48:39 am »
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« Reply #162 on: July 14, 2020, 10:42:20 pm »
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« Reply #163 on: July 14, 2020, 10:57:02 pm »
tina turner (obviously younger days)
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Offline Corus Boy

« Reply #164 on: July 15, 2020, 08:04:46 am »
Linda Thorson, Tara King, from The Avengers

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Offline wearegreat

« Reply #165 on: July 15, 2020, 01:53:44 pm »
I was watching Coogan's Bluff on ITV4 last night and I am of the opinion that Susan Clark would be suitable for inclusion in this thread.
Could somebody with better IT skills than myself please post pics of her on this thread.
Preferably pics of her as Cherry Forever from Porky's,maybe dressed in her undies/lingerie.
Thanks in anticipation. :) :) :P
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Offline Corus Boy

« Reply #166 on: July 15, 2020, 03:37:15 pm »
Quote from: wearegreat on July 15, 2020, 01:53:44 pm
I was watching Coogan's Bluff on ITV4 last night and I am of the opinion that Susan Clark would be suitable for inclusion in this thread.
Could somebody with better IT skills than myself please post pics of her on this thread.
Preferably pics of her as Cherry Forever from Porky's,maybe dressed in her undies/lingerie.
Thanks in anticipation. :) :) :P

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« Reply #167 on: July 15, 2020, 04:09:49 pm »
Quote from: Corus Boy on July 15, 2020, 03:37:15 pm
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Lovely. Just what I was looking for .
The part in the film where they present Meat to her (naked) and she utters "My God the boy is deformed" is a classic.
Thanks for that Corus.  Much appreciated.
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Offline ulstersubbie

« Reply #168 on: July 15, 2020, 05:38:44 pm »
Susan Clark was tasty alright.

Offline sadolddeejay

« Reply #169 on: July 16, 2020, 06:37:52 am »
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« Reply #170 on: July 16, 2020, 07:07:43 am »
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« Reply #171 on: July 16, 2020, 07:10:12 am »
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Offline Corus Boy

« Reply #172 on: July 16, 2020, 11:49:10 am »
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Tina Turner in the back of a tranny?

Who would have thought it? :)

Offline winkywanky

« Reply #173 on: July 16, 2020, 12:02:59 pm »
Quote from: sadolddeejay on July 14, 2020, 10:42:20 pm
Another beauty from the 60's onwards - Ann-Margret.

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Was this after Heinz realised that Beanz Meanz Heinz just wouldn't cut it any more?  :D

Offline winkywanky

« Reply #174 on: July 16, 2020, 12:04:48 pm »
Quote from: Corus Boy on July 16, 2020, 11:49:10 am
Tina Turner in the back of a tranny?

Who would have thought it? :)


Now THERE is a punt worth fantasising over!

A M/TS/TT punt  :wacko:  :cool:

Offline winkywanky

« Reply #175 on: July 16, 2020, 12:05:20 pm »
Welcome to the Thunderdome!  :scare:

Offline Corus Boy

« Reply #176 on: July 16, 2020, 12:36:38 pm »
Quote from: winkywanky on July 16, 2020, 12:02:59 pm

Was this after Heinz realised that Beanz Meanz Heinz just wouldn't cut it any more?  :D

Looks a lot better than;

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« Reply #177 on: July 16, 2020, 06:04:24 pm »
Harry Palmer in a Billion Dollar Brain, on now.

Female co star;

Francoise Dorleac

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Younger sister of elder sister of Catherine Deneuve

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I feel a threesome coming on. :)
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Offline winkywanky

« Reply #178 on: July 16, 2020, 10:13:53 pm »
I met Deneuve once (no, I'm not going to tell you how or why) and she must have been 65 and old enough to be my mum.

The woman oozed feminine grace and just sheer...sex  :blush:  :rose:.

Offline sadolddeejay

« Reply #179 on: July 16, 2020, 11:02:13 pm »
Quote from: winkywanky on July 16, 2020, 12:04:48 pm

Now THERE is a punt worth fantasising over!

A M/TS/TT punt  :wacko:  :cool:

Cock au van?

Offline Bonker

« Reply #180 on: July 16, 2020, 11:24:13 pm »
Quote from: winkywanky on July 16, 2020, 10:13:53 pm
The woman oozed feminine grace and just sheer...sex  :blush:  :rose:.

Was that from your creme pie ww?

Offline winkywanky

« Reply #181 on: July 17, 2020, 12:02:23 pm »
Quote from: sadolddeejay on July 16, 2020, 11:02:13 pm
Cock au van?


So long as the windows are blacked out and there's a mattress laid down  :cool:

Offline winkywanky

« Reply #182 on: July 17, 2020, 12:02:51 pm »
Quote from: Bonker on July 16, 2020, 11:24:13 pm
Was that from your creme pie ww?


Hardly!  :D

Offline sadolddeejay

« Reply #183 on: July 17, 2020, 01:41:00 pm »
Quote from: winkywanky on July 17, 2020, 12:02:23 pm

So long as the windows are blacked out and there's a mattress laid down  :cool:

Sic transit gloria mundi.

Offline Colston36

« Reply #184 on: July 17, 2020, 01:46:50 pm »
Quote from: Corus Boy on July 15, 2020, 08:04:46 am
Linda Thorson, Tara King, from The Avengers

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Ha! Smacked my bum in a disco when I was young and pretty in 1971

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« Reply #185 on: July 17, 2020, 03:31:52 pm »
Quote from: sadolddeejay on July 17, 2020, 01:41:00 pm
Sic transit gloria mundi.

so who is this Gloria you were sick over in a Transit on Monday ?


oh it's Latin not textspeak

Online mr.bluesky

« Reply #186 on: July 17, 2020, 10:29:11 pm »
One of the original Charlie's Angels- Jaclyn Smith

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Offline MilleMiglia

« Reply #187 on: July 18, 2020, 07:36:39 am »
Quote from: winkywanky on July 17, 2020, 12:02:23 pm

So long as the windows are blacked out and there's a mattress laid down  :cool:


We've gone much more high tech of late:

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Offline winkywanky

« Reply #188 on: July 18, 2020, 08:15:31 am »
...shame about the backlit cumshot  :rolleyes:  :D

Offline Corus Boy

« Reply #189 on: July 18, 2020, 09:27:28 am »
Quote from: winkywanky on July 17, 2020, 12:02:23 pm

So long as the windows are blacked out and there's a mattress laid down  :cool:

I thought that blacking up wasn't allowed any more? ;)

Offline Corus Boy

« Reply #190 on: July 18, 2020, 10:11:16 am »
Just watching a younger Joni Mitchell on Sounds of the Sixties, I think I might have;

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Didn't age too well though;

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Offline sadolddeejay

« Reply #191 on: July 19, 2020, 08:29:15 am »
I recall enjoying this documentary on the subject of crumpet:

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Offline David1970

« Reply #192 on: July 19, 2020, 08:45:17 am »
Quote from: Corus Boy on July 18, 2020, 10:11:16 am
Just watching a younger Joni Mitchell on Sounds of the Sixties, I think I might have;

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Didn't age too well though;

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What do you expect she is 76 years old, I am only surprised she is still alive.

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« Reply #193 on: July 19, 2020, 01:32:11 pm »
A thread of this nature cannot be without Erica Roe, the cheb enthusiasts' cheb enthusiast.

Offline Private Parts

« Reply #194 on: July 19, 2020, 01:38:58 pm »
Quote from: sparkus on July 19, 2020, 01:32:11 pm
A thread of this nature cannot be without Erica Roe, the cheb enthusiasts' cheb enthusiast.

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Offline Private Parts

« Reply #195 on: July 19, 2020, 01:40:47 pm »

Offline David1970

« Reply #196 on: July 19, 2020, 01:48:43 pm »
Just a question but why do old men call women crumpet, where does the name come from?

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« Reply #197 on: July 19, 2020, 01:54:35 pm »
Quote from: David1970 on July 19, 2020, 01:48:43 pm
Just a question but why do old men call women crumpet, where does the name come from?

And why is it they call a woman of ill repute a strumpet ?  :unknown:  you could have a bit of crumpet who's a strumpet  :D
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Offline thehoodman1

« Reply #198 on: July 19, 2020, 02:20:39 pm »
Quote from: mr.bluesky on July 19, 2020, 01:54:35 pm
And why is it they call a woman of ill repute a strumpet ?  :unknown:  you could have a bit of crumpet who's a strumpet  :D


What does a bit of crumpet mean?
Britishism for: 1. Or: a nice bit of crumpet , a sexually desirable woman or one regarded as a sex object. ... Or: a piece of crumpet , sexual intercourse, based on the standard sense of the word, a soft bread that resembles a muffin.

origins not known :D


strumpet
noun archaic•humorous
noun: strumpet; plural noun: strumpets

 A female prostitute. A woman who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. A mistress. A woman who dresses in a way that some people disapprove of and whose behavior is considered sexually immoral

Origin Shakespearean era
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Offline David1970

« Reply #199 on: July 19, 2020, 02:41:55 pm »
Quote from: thehoodman1 on July 19, 2020, 02:20:39 pm

What does a bit of crumpet mean?
Britishism for: 1. Or: a nice bit of crumpet , a sexually desirable woman or one regarded as a sex object. ... Or: a piece of crumpet , sexual intercourse, based on the standard sense of the word, a soft bread that resembles a muffin.

origins not known :D


strumpet
noun archaic•humorous
noun: strumpet; plural noun: strumpets

 A female prostitute. A woman who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. A mistress. A woman who dresses in a way that some people disapprove of and whose behavior is considered sexually immoral

Origin Shakespearean era

Thanks for the info, but still not really any clearer why old men call woman crumpet.
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