Alanna - NTS Edinburgh

[Sandman1874]

I’ve seen Alanna a couple of times with the last one just before lockdown so thought I’d post a review.

She’s been reviewed a couple of times already but the main points for me are as follows:

Really good looking girl with long blonde hair. A bit slim for my normal tastes and she’s got really small tits but that’s just my personal taste.

Services provided - OWO, Sex in various positions. Doesn’t do CIM.

Main positive is that she is has great oral technique and responds well to direction.

Usual NTS costs - £20 on the door and £50 to the girl for 30 minutes.

[Goldfinch]

External Link/Members Only

[TKovac]

External Link/Members Only

Oh for the love of God fucking stop amending all the sauna posts with there crap tastic websites, never mind two meters fuck of back to the south and worry about your Manchester entries your pointless additions are neither welcome or required.

100+ reviews of saunas and at no point has anyone gone "well I wonder whats on there website" fucking pillocks

[Goldfinch]

Oh for the love of God fucking stop amending all the sauna posts with there crap tastic websites, never mind two meters fuck of back to the south and worry about your Manchester entries your pointless additions are neither welcome or required.

100+ reviews of saunas and at no point has anyone gone "well I wonder whats on there website" fucking pillocks

Reviews must contain either a link, contact details or address (if publicized by the service provider).

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0

[TKovac]

Reviews must contain either a link, contact details or address (if publicized by the service provider).

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0

Ohh fuck off you useless brown nose lick spittle it's the most pointless website. You would have known if you had spent any time on the Scottish boards. Instead in between wanking your tiny cock to vague flaccidness your wasting everyones time posting useless shitee trying too fell useful.

As I said 100+ sauna reviews with out websites and we all seem to fucking manage to know how to find the fucking place.

Maybe south of the border your all nenderathalic chimpanzees but we seem to manage fine with out thess pointless additions.

In case you missed the intent fuck off and don't come back unless you actually have something useful to add

[daviemac]

Ohh fuck off you useless brown nose lick spittle it's the most pointless website. You would have known if you had spent any time on the Scottish boards. Instead in between wanking your tiny cock to vague flaccidness your wasting everyones time posting useless shitee trying too fell useful.

As I said 100+ sauna reviews with out websites and we all seem to fucking manage to know how to find the fucking place.

Maybe south of the border your all nenderathalic chimpanzees but we seem to manage fine with out thess pointless additions.

In case you missed the intent fuck off and don't come back unless you actually have something useful to add

You really need to wind your neck in, the rule is contact details are required in reviews and Goldfinch is helpful enough to add them. He does not need some prick like you dishing abuse out.

There's another rule you should take very careful notice of and that is the one concerning abuse towards other members. Now to be honest I think an apology is in order and not to me to Goldfinch.

Unless of course you are going to tell me to fuck off now.   

Edit

Just avoid any confusion, the point about the apology was not an optional suggestion.

[willie loman]

Yes it does seem a bit of an overreaction, spotted an allana on aw wonder if its her? I would endorse any positive review of this lady.

[ruggedscot]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[oddson1970]

Ohh fuck off you useless brown nose lick spittle it's the most pointless website. You would have known if you had spent any time on the Scottish boards. Instead in between wanking your tiny cock to vague flaccidness your wasting everyones time posting useless shitee trying too fell useful.

As I said 100+ sauna reviews with out websites and we all seem to fucking manage to know how to find the fucking place.

Maybe south of the border your all nenderathalic chimpanzees but we seem to manage fine with out thess pointless additions.

In case you missed the intent fuck off and don't come back unless you actually have something useful to add

who pissed on your cornflakes?

[danns]

Yes that's hur on adult work

[Private Parts]

Ohh fuck off you useless brown nose lick spittle it's the most pointless website. You would have known if you had spent any time on the Scottish boards. Instead in between wanking your tiny cock to vague flaccidness your wasting everyones time posting useless shitee trying too fell useful.

As I said 100+ sauna reviews with out websites and we all seem to fucking manage to know how to find the fucking place.

Maybe south of the border your all nenderathalic chimpanzees but we seem to manage fine with out thess pointless additions.

In case you missed the intent fuck off and don't come back unless you actually have something useful to add

You’re     ?

[daviemac]

Oh for the love of God fucking stop amending all the sauna posts with there crap tastic websites, never mind two meters fuck of back to the south and worry about your Manchester entries your pointless additions are neither welcome or required.

100+ reviews of saunas and at no point has anyone gone "well I wonder whats on there website" fucking pillocks

You were online at 10.20 last night yet you haven't posted an apology, I've sent you a PM to make sure you know.

As an aside I notice last year on 5 occasions you posted links on someone else's reviews, funny how nobody abused you for it.   

Edit

Just in case you aren't aware, Hadrian's Wall doesn't stop anyone now, people can visit Scotland freely. Those of you who are local to the saunas may well know where they are, visitors to your country who may want to partake do not, hence the need for links or contact details.

[Matrix]

Fuck me!  Somebody needs a ride!

Whereas it is tradition to not add a sauna link as they're mostly worthless, it's hardly worth getting into a frothing rage over someone , who happens to be likely the most helpful non moderator member on the forum, over a simple link.  It might be of use to someone visiting the city as we do get millions of tourists (covid apart).

[Happyjose]

Does seem an over the top reaction

Give the man a simple apology and everyone can move on

Put it down to cabin fever 

[David1970]

Ohh fuck off you useless brown nose lick spittle it's the most pointless website. You would have known if you had spent any time on the Scottish boards. Instead in between wanking your tiny cock to vague flaccidness your wasting everyones time posting useless shitee trying too fell useful.

As I said 100+ sauna reviews with out websites and we all seem to fucking manage to know how to find the fucking place.

Maybe south of the border your all nenderathalic chimpanzees but we seem to manage fine with out thess pointless additions.

In case you missed the intent fuck off and don't come back unless you actually have something useful to add

Totally unnecessary post

I find the line  “ Maybe south of the border your all nenderathalic chimpanzees” particularly offensive.

[Clattypats]

Fuck me!  Somebody needs a ride!

Whereas it is tradition to not add a sauna link as they're mostly worthless, it's hardly worth getting into a frothing rage over someone , who happens to be likely the most helpful non moderator member on the forum, over a simple link.  It might be of use to someone visiting the city as we do get millions of tourists (covid apart).

He is that, and has always been obliging the odd occasion I've Pmd him to maybe get a title on a review of mine adjusted etc... 

He's also the fastest Indexer in the West!  No need for the shit comments...

[Haulder]

There are a few characters like this who are really confrontational over fairly innocuous posts.
The main reason I don't post that often is that one of them had a go at me for no apparent reason. It's a bit tedious.
I guess they're bored.

[daviemac]

There are a few characters like this who are really confrontational over fairly innocuous posts.
The main reason I don't post that often is that one of them had a go at me for no apparent reason. It's a bit tedious.
I guess they're bored.

Is this the exchange you are referring to?  I can't see anything untoward before that.

Last year I saw a girl from AW called Julie Hart. Always wondered if it was the same girl as the age and physical appearance are very similar she also had some wine when I was with her.

Good of you to review her, and all the other WGs you've seen in the 4 years since you joined, to help out your fellow punters. Thanks for everything. You're a star.

I don't punt that often so I rarely post.
The Julie Hart profile disappeared a day or two after I saw her. I'm not sure it's the same girl.
It's an amusing delusion to think that randomly having a go at people is a positive contribution???????? 

A brave statement from someone with a total of fuck-all reviews.

If so you really need to get a thicker skin. The response you got was quite tame compared to some I've seen, non of which broke the rules BTW, (unlike in this thread).

The whole purpose of this site is for punters to help each other by way of posting reviews. Those who come on and state they've seen someone but haven't bothered to do a review will always get called out, it's the nature of things on here.

Make some useful contributions and you will not have a problem.

[Clattypats]

Is this the exchange you are referring to?  I can't see anything untoward before that.If so you really need to get a thicker skin. The response you got was quite tame compared to some I've seen, non of which broke the rules BTW, (unlike in this thread).

The whole purpose of this site is for punters to help each other by way of posting reviews. Those who come on and state they've seen someone but haven't bothered to do a review will always get called out, it's the nature of things on here.

Make some useful contributions and you will not have a problem.

Nail on head... 

[willie loman]

Yes that's hur on adult work

Thanks for that, i wasnt sure. She is a funny girl, she once observed to me, that she wouldnt even rim her own arse, a phrase that lingered in the mind.

[willie loman]

Thanks for that, i wasnt sure. She is a funny girl, she once observed to me, that she wouldnt even rim her own arse, a phrase that lingered in the mind.

At 60£ for 30, thats actually cheaper than the sauna, which in my view is sensible,not that i am endorsing a visit during lockdown.