Author Topic: TOFTT Busty Bryanna Ilford  (Read 1851 times)


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Offline Whoisarrypotter

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Incall  30 minutes
£60
OWO and protected sex in missionary
Location,  a flat just outside the town centre near Ley street

God i need to get my bloody head examined for falling for this one  hook line and sinker.

Was in Ilford and decided to brave it and try my luck at one of the many profiles aw has to offer.

Communication a little delayed but through text managed to get a reply  confirmation that OWO was on offer and not extra, had to ask for the address though.
Thinking i may have struck a little treasure here made my way to the location, parking is available there is a pay meter, which i found to my delight issued me an hours free parking.
I dont know if the rules change on different times or days, this was about 5 o clock in the evening.

Tells me to head for the barberess shop and call her, which i find with no trouble at all see a side door, call her thinking she is going to come down to open that door.
She start waffling in broken English and i really dont get what she is saying at first.
Eventually she tells me to turn around and head for one of the doors on the opposite side of the road.
Clearly wanted to get a good look at me and clearly thinks its funny watching me watching me walk round like a confused cunt.  (that shitty ol trick).

Comes down and opens the door, in just a pink T shirt.
Ok so the pictures have been heavily airbrushed, she kind of re sembles them face wise however not nearly as pretty facially i would say maybe 5/10.
Her legs look a little chubby and she is quite short about 5" 6ish however i was thinking i could quite happily nail her.
Speaks a reasonable amount of english i dont know what nationality she is but after trying to engage her in converstion a little she is not Romanian or dominican or latina apparently.
She was quite rude and abrupt when i asked so i just smiled and moved on.

Quick wash in a small toilet/bathroom, then back in to sort out the finances and hopefilly get down to the action

Started with some OWO which was very meh, just sucking the tip a little toothy, she woild struggle to make me cum with that technique unlike some i found where i struggled to hold it in.
Anyway onto sex and oh fuck i really wish she had kept the t shirt on heh heh.
She had big saggy boobs and some wobbly jelly belly which suggests she has been enjoying fine cuisines our fair country has to offer.
So in with the johnny and fucking in.missionary and quite frankly i woild have been better off indulging in necrophillia as it felt lime i was fucking a dead corpse, although i think i heard her breath at one point but that may have been the pig flying over head.
Decided to close my eyes as well and think of England until i came. (Suprised it didnt take me over time).

Overall yes owo is on offer and is included in the 60 pound fee which i found is rare.
If you have a necrophillia festish and like to fuck with a quiet peaceful atmosphere (oh yeah she even lit candles to really set the mood), then she may just be your cup of tea.
Personally i like someone a little more responsive.

Not much more i can think to add except would i return?   Nope

Potter out





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Yikes.  I've seen this profile a lot when AW searching so it truly was TOFTT.

Profile says Romanian.

Offline Whoisarrypotter

Yeah i have no idea mate, she doesnt look eastern european in any shade of the imagination, i personally latina, but apperently not Dominican heh heh, if anyone is brave enough to go see her and find out hats of to them.
Personally i wouldnt blame anyone for not considering her now her secret is out.
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Ilford does seem to have a disproportionate amount of skanky WGs, look at IG1 on AW and the several pages on VS for just that postcode alone.  I suppose it's the first part of London as you go out where house rents suddenly drop to make it economical enough to run brothels.  *Even* Forest Gate next door is starting to get gentrified (East Ham and Plaistow stubbornly holding out but you pay for the tube there).  Until they can open that Crossrail then it won't change.


Offline pewpewpew

I saw a Rom in Welling once and she told me to stand outside a Londis and call her. I thought she was going to come out the side door so stood across and up the road a bit so I could see her first (see if I was being set up for a robbery too). When I called her she said that she couldn't see me, but I heard this on the phone and over my shoulder. I turned around and she was leaning out of an upstairs window right behind me craning to see the Londis. Fuck knows how she didn't see me down there.

Anyway, I turned around and gave a greeting and she let me in. Not relevant to the review, just reminded me of this

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Yep I noticed that I wasnt discussed or offered and certainly wasnt the reason for booking her.
I have the impression these profiles they never really offer what is in their likes list anyway.

The only thing uncovered was the oral which carries it's own which I wont get into that debate about as its covered in alot of threads on here.
I didnt go for RO or 69 which is usually something I like to go for for but didnt want to take any chances.
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I saw a Rom in Welling once and she told me to stand outside a Londis and call her. I thought she was going to come out the side door so stood across and up the road a bit so I could see her first (see if I was being set up for a robbery too). When I called her she said that she couldn't see me, but I heard this on the phone and over my shoulder. I turned around and she was leaning out of an upstairs window right behind me craning to see the Londis. Fuck knows how she didn't see me down there.

Anyway, I turned around and gave a greeting and she let me in. Not relevant to the review, just reminded me of this

Yeah I found a place in Waltham.cross where they do the exact same thing, after reading other reviews in the same area I found a lot of other punters experienced the same thing.
I did hear once where they actually give instructions "go here stand there " they must get off watching punters walking around looking confused, it can be hard enough being discreet as it is without that bullshit.
In fact I remember I reviewed a girl who operates from hotel rooms, she gave me the room number which turned to be the room opposite and just as I was about to knock she quickly opened the door and ushered me in, bloody twat.
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Offline Whoisarrypotter

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Looking at her likes list again, only thing on her likes list I can envisage is food play /sploshing ew.
Fuck me pole dancing I'm not sure if that would be a sight to see .
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Offline VladtheImpaleHer

She looks Romany, but probably comes from Romania. Hence the shit service!

Offline Whoisarrypotter

Fair enough, out of curiosity is it common to find romanians with darker skin? as i found them.to usually be very pale,
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Fair enough, out of curiosity is it common to find romanians with darker skin? as i found them.to usually be very pale,

Met plenty, bear in mind it's near to Turkey and Bulgaria so a lot of that gets in.


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Yep I noticed that I wasnt discussed or offered and certainly wasnt the reason for booking her.
I have the impression these profiles they never really offer what is in their likes list anyway.

The only thing uncovered was the oral which carries it's own which I wont get into that debate about as its covered in alot of threads on here.
I didnt go for RO or 69 which is usually something I like to go for for but didnt want to take any chances.

You keep telling yourself that, buddy.
I was bored so sent her a few texts asking about services. Clearly it was Sergei replying but he had no hesitation in confirming that anal and BB were included. Now, as you point out, that doesn't mean it's genuinely on offer, but it might be.

Of course it's up to you who you punt but it's at odds with your view a few weeks ago when you cried shame that you can't go fuck the attractive ones advertising BB. Why pick this minger to change your mind?

Sometimes I find this thread saddens me, so many good looking girls on here and they cant be touched, such a waste.

Offline Whoisarrypotter

Fuzzyduck, your point is 100% fair enough and that this review discredited me and makes look like a hypocrite.
I accept this and to be honest I really dont know what I was thinking, I'm usually reasonably sensible when choosing a punt, on that day I really let my dick do the thinking.
I rationalized that the likes list wouldn't be accurate and that  majority of it wouldn't be on offer, I also went with the crazy notion that as long as sex is covered  and I dont go down on her I minimise the risk.
Looking back now I see it was pretty fucking stupid and irresponsible, and that those decisions will lead me to being robbed, scammed outed or God forbid I take a gift home for the wife.

I thankyou for putting me straight on this and must learn to think with my head and not the cock.
I am annoyed at myself as my impatience has let down any credible reviews I decide to lead in future.

Live and learn I guess 
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Fuzzyduck, your point is 100% fair enough and that this review discredited me and makes look like a hypocrite.
I accept this and to be honest I really dont know what I was thinking, I'm usually reasonably sensible when choosing a punt, on that day I really let my dick do the thinking.
I rationalized that the likes list wouldn't be accurate and that  majority of it wouldn't be on offer, I also went with the crazy notion that as long as sex is covered  and I dont go down on her I minimise the risk.
Looking back now I see it was pretty fucking stupid and irresponsible, and that those decisions will lead me to being robbed, scammed outed or God forbid I take a gift home for the wife.

I thankyou for putting me straight on this and must learn to think with my head and not the cock.
I am annoyed at myself as my impatience has let down any credible reviews I decide to lead in future.

Live and learn I guess

Fair play. I wasn't making a big deal of the BB angle but the review seemed out of character for you. We all have our wobbles from time to time and perhaps take more risks than normal. The main thing is that we understand the risks, make sensible decisions and we don't have our heads in the sand or up our asses. :hi: