@BIG BUTT MICHELLE@ / Palmers Green TOFTT

[bedhedred]

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£80/60 mins

I made a long haul to see this one out of curiosity - I'd mentioned her before and I hoped she would be pleasantly pump and enthusiastic. The flat was in a small block with neighbours hanging around and not very discrete. I knew she’d be a BBW, but the photos are flattering. She’s bigger and blobbier than the pics suggest. I should have walked really, but I’d made an effort to get there, so I stayed.

Started off with a bit of DFK and that was nice. Then she rushed into owo. She was making a decent fist of that and she should have majored on it to get the best feedback for the session. She broke off after about 5 mins. My usual ploy of 69 would have been challenging due to her size. She didn’t want to. On with the dom and she rode me, but that seemed like an effort for her. I climbed on top and humped. She made noises as if she seemed uncomfortable. I was very off-putting

After a few minutes, I felt as though I was shagging an inflatable lilo – I think a lilo would have shown more enthusiasm. My interest in the meet drained away. I thought “I’m a long way from home and this is no fun” so I headed to the shower.

Her English is good. She asked me several times if I was ok. I said yes, but obviously I wasn’t. My action time was probably about 20 mins; she probably continued snacking with the other 40 mins which I'd paid for.

Conclusion: Waste of time / money

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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=98715.msg2794266#msg2794266


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I spotted her flatmate in the corridor in a dressing gown. Maybe I’d have been better trying her. Somehow she didn’t look inspiring either, but she had a normal body-shape.
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[smiths]

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£80/60 mins

I made a long haul to see this one out of curiosity - I'd mentioned her before and I hoped she would be pleasantly pump and enthusiastic. The flat was in a small block with neighbours hanging around and not very discrete. I knew she’d be a BBW, but the photos are flattering. She’s bigger and blobbier than the pics suggest. I should have walked really, but I’d made an effort to get there, so I stayed.

Started off with a bit of DFK and that was nice. Then she rushed into owo. She was making a decent fist of that and she should have majored on it to get the best feedback for the session. She broke off after about 5 mins. My usual ploy of 69 would have been challenging due to her size. She didn’t want to. On with the dom and she rode me, but that seemed like an effort for her. I climbed on top and humped. She made noises as if she seemed uncomfortable. I was very off-putting

After a few minutes, I felt as though I was shagging an inflatable lilo – I think a lilo would have shown more enthusiasm. My interest in the meet drained away. I thought “I’m a long way from home and this is no fun” so I headed to the shower.

Her English is good. She asked me several times if I was ok. I said yes, but obviously I wasn’t. My action time was probably about 20 mins; she probably continued snacking with the other 40 mins which I'd paid for.

Conclusion: Waste of time / money

AW Veri Pic here:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=98715.msg2794266#msg2794266


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I spotted her flatmate in the corridor in a dressing gown. Maybe I’d have been better trying her. Somehow she didn’t look inspiring either, but she had a normal body-shape.
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If she was based off of Hedge Lane in Palmers Green she is one of those low lifes including Chloe Baby and Teen Jessica who work out of a brothel their, I know as i reviewed them negatively. Looking at this WGs profile I thought she might be linked to them so avoided her. Thanks for the review, and sorry to hear it was bad.

[bedhedred]

"only" £80 down the shitter. Could've been worse.

[smiths]

"only" £80 down the shitter. Could've been worse.

Yeah like the £100 I chucked down the shitter when that low life AnnaAnn then based on the floors of whores in Sydney Road, Enfield town mesmerized me with her lovely lithe body, and I thought with my cock. She was shit.

[smiths]

My advice to punters is you ever contact a WG in the Palmers Green, N13 area and you get the postcode N13-5SY don't proceed, its full of total scumbags.

[bedhedred]

I re-read your review of teen jessica. I assume you walked.

[smiths]

I re-read your review of teen jessica. I assume you walked.

Yes I walked from both Jessica and Chloe without paying. You have now added a third WG negatively and I think there is another 1 on A/W called Tina Baby xx External Link/Members Only I would be very surprised if she doesn't work out of the same brothel.

[Metalgear2018]

Thanks for the review. you saved me a trip and money. I saw the profile last week and I was tempted due to BBW type.

[bedhedred]

Thanks for the review. you saved me a trip and money. I saw the profile last week and I was tempted due to BBW type.

Glad I could help. My loss has not been in vain. These girls need a dose of the dusty phone treatment to motivate them to a better performance.

[drillaaaa]

Am i mad for still wanting to see this woman

[bedhedred]

Yes, you're mad.
The pictures are waaaaay more flattering than the reality. Check my review list; there are a couple of recent Hungarians I've seen in the same price range who showed me a better time.
For instance: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=278994.0

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[drillaaaa]

Yes, you're mad.
The pictures are waaaaay more flattering than the reality. Check my review list; there are a couple of recent Hungarians I've seen in the same price range who showed me a better time.

I've had a look through seems you have similar tastes to me and a few nominees on the HL are crossing

edit: yet to see a escort who looks very good in those verification pics, so i won't judge her on that. But yea you're probably right, need to listen to my brain

[bedhedred]

The veri pics are pretty honest. Michelle needs to lose a few kilos. She'd still be bbw, but a more normal shape. During the meet she told me "I'm not a 69 type person".

Veterans of this site will remember a Pole called Horny Blonde Kim. When I first met her she was fucking enormous. It must have affected her confidence cos the punt was a disaster. 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=6267

Later, she lost loads of weight and she was a much better SP. I met her in a duo with a stunner called Lidia. It was quite fun. The pair were reviewed by someone else:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=137698.0

I have a deep seated belief that fat girls should be fun because they can't trade purely on their looks. This comes from an civvie I did in the 90s and I was shocked at how "gagging for it" she was. It was loads of fun.

But this belief has not been born out in practice. I can name more shit bbw experiences than good ones (see link), so I'm being careful not to fall into that trap again.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=251152.msg2882160#msg2882160

Bbw should be all about the service. If they refuse anything, just walk.

[drillaaaa]

The veri pics are pretty honest. Michelle needs to lose a few kilos. She'd still be bbw, but a more normal shape. During the meet she told me "I'm not a 69 type person".

Veterans of this site will remember a Pole called Horny Blonde Kim. When I first met her she was fucking enormous. It must have affected her confidence cos the punt was a disaster. 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=6267

Later, she lost loads of weight and she was a much better SP. I met her in a duo with a stunner called Lidia. It was quite fun. The pair were reviewed by someone else:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=137698.0

I have a deep seated belief that fat girls should be fun because they can't trade purely on their looks. This comes from an civvie I did in the 90s and I was shocked at how "gagging for it" she was. It was loads of fun.

But this belief has not been born out in practice. I can name more shit bbw experiences than good ones (see link), so I'm being careful not to fall into that trap again.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=251152.msg2882160#msg2882160

Bbw should be all about the service. If they refuse anything, just walk.

I too am of the belief THAT bbw should atleast try more to give a good service, some of the time it's just they're just so unfit they physically can't. you're right 100%

[bedhedred]

It's a serious point. I do have time for BBWs but my patience is running thin. What's the point in visiting them for some shit service if you can get exactly the same treatment from a good looking girl with an attractive body shape? I challenge myself each time I think about going near a BBW.

Also beware puddings disguised in profiles before the pies took hold:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=21048

[alphapaladin]

My advice to punters is you ever contact a WG in the Palmers Green, N13 area and you get the postcode N13-5SY don't proceed, its full of total scumbags.

Can you post a link to the WG you're talking about if she's still active?

[alphapaladin]

My advice to punters is you ever contact a WG in the Palmers Green, N13 area and you get the postcode N13-5SY don't proceed, its full of total scumbags.

Shit, I read your comment wrong, never mind

[smiths]

Can you post a link to the WG you're talking about if she's still active?

As I posted at the time if you get this postcode avoid is my advice, the WG who this review is about was at that postcode. Obviously that was months ago and they may of moved for all I know. Apart from this WG I don't know now who else may be working with her now. Just be very cautious with any Hungarians in N13 postcode as they could be part of this set up, check any reviews/feedback on here.

[alphapaladin]

As I posted at the time if you get this postcode avoid is my advice, the WG who this review is about was at that postcode. Obviously that was months ago and they may of moved for all I know. Apart from this WG I don't know now who else may be working with her now. Just be very cautious with any Hungarians in N13 postcode as they could be part of this set up, check any reviews/feedback on here.

Yeah, I only skimmed over it the first time and read your comment as only trust the ones at that postcode because the rest in the area are scumbags, but I realised the mistake after I re-read, but I'd already asked. Cheers for the advice though, I'll steer clear