Author Topic: ***The VladtheImpaleHer Awards***  (Read 42806 times)

Offline joe diddley

Looking over your original list reminded me of Fantasy Courtesan of Mudchute who I thought was fantastic.


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And Ana busty who was based in West Drayton circa 2015.

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WOW YES!! She was very hot. I only banged her once but I remember it very well  :cool:

One of the worst cases of ditheritus i've been afflicted with  :dash:
A top effort  :hi:

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And Ana busty who was based in West Drayton circa 2015.

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& another case of dither ..... FFS  :rolleyes:

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And Ana busty who was based in West Drayton circa 2015.

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BTW your skillset saving pics, Morse would be proud  :hi:


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Found these photos of Angelina. Anyone remember her?? She was based in Paddington. Beautiful looking Hungarian girl.

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... ah, Angelina, I remember her well and indeed collected a treasure trove of her imagery[/b][/url] back in the days :wacko: ... but I also recall that her looks were better than her service :rolleyes:
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... ah, Angelina, I remember her well and indeed collected a treasure trove of her imagery back in the days :wacko: ... but I also recall that her looks were better than her service :rolleyes:
Agreed tantraman :thumbsup:

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« Last Edit: August 05, 2025, 01:00:22 pm by VladtheImpaleHer »

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It was 10 years ago today when my AdultWork Adventure began. And what a journey it's been! I've ticked off most things I've wanted to do; 3sums, sploshing, lactating, squirting. And even a pregnant escort!

I've experienced the biggest of boobs and the roundest of asses. The most beautiful feet. Brunettes, blondes, redheads. MILFs, GILFs, BBWs, sloppy bjs, anal, whipped cream. Black girls, Asian girls, Arabic girls, Latinas, EEs. Asian girls who have worn saree's and Arabic girls who have worn a hijab. It's been a fun journey and a great hobby.

My first experience with an escort was in 2000 at the age of 20. I paid £250 for a MMFF experience with my mate and two escorts. And I couldn't even get it up because I was too drunk and too nervous. I was gutted the day after that I had spent so much and yet got nothing but a handjob on my flaccid cock! But I can look back and smile about it now.

A few weeks later, around December 2000, I managed to shag my first escort. A mature 30 something year old escort by the name of Patricia (I think). Well, a woman in her 30s seems mature when you're only 20!

For me back then, as a naive 20 year old, being with an escort was more about ticking a box and letting your mates know that you had paid for sex.

In 2004, whilst in Sydney, Australia I experienced a few more escorts. In King's Cross, Sydney where I was staying. Girls would approach you at cashpoints. I would always say no. Until eventually, one drunken night I gave in to temptation. And a few more experiences came.

I did my first Soho walk up in 2005. A natural busty Russian girl.

In 2012. I enjoyed the brothels of Bangkok and the bar girls in other parts of Thailand.

And in March 2015, prior to joining AdultWork I spent some time travelling in India and went to a brothel in Mumbai and experienced a couple of Indian girls. Even almost missing my return flight to London to see a girl!

I was already checking at the back of local newspapers for brothels in 2015.

But on 3rd August 2015, a friend I worked with introduced me to AdultWork. And the rest as they say is history. I joined up. And on 10th August 2015. I saw my first escort on AdultWork. A Czech girl named Karolina. She was based in Southfields. A real beauty. She had a pretty face, really nice nails and a nice body. I ended up seeing her a couple of more times in October that year before she left to work in Stratford.

The following day, I met another girl, also called Carolina. She was a black Colombian girl based in Earlsfield. She was much more warmer in personality than Czech Karolina. Colombian Carolina would embrace me with a warm hug and greet me with "hola amor" compared to Czech Karolina who would open the door say hello and ask in a very stern voice in her Czech accent "how long you want?"

But I've had an amazing 10 years. And even though I'm 45 now compared to 35 when I began, I still enjoy seeing girls in what I think is the best hobby! I never regret the experiences i've had or the money I've spent. I always think I'll die a happy man because of my AdultWork Adventure. Here's to the next 10 years!!!  :thumbsup: :yahoo: :hi:

Czech Karolina and Colombian Carolina. My first 2 girls on AW.

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I find it quite mental it took you until 2015 to find out about Adultwork given your head start on me considering we're the same age.

For me it was ads in newsagents' windows and ads in the back of local newspapers that got me into it, back then theere were tons of both in and around East London.  What tempted me was an ad in a window which had been done on the desk top publishing software of its time that showed a busty Indian woman and just ESCORTS.  A call later and a walk not that far and I was on top of a curvaceous Indian girl near the Brick Lane beigel shops.  It really felt like keys to the magic kingdom.  I mut have 'graduated' to AW towards the start of its existence then, I remember being chuffed at their 'upgrade' (which hasn't updated since and we're talking Lehman Bros era!)

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I find it quite mental it took you until 2015 to find out about Adultwork given your head start on me considering we're the same age.

For me it was ads in newsagents' windows and ads in the back of local newspapers that got me into it, back then theere were tons of both in and around East London.  What tempted me was an ad in a window which had been done on the desk top publishing software of its time that showed a busty Indian woman and just ESCORTS.  A call later and a walk not that far and I was on top of a curvaceous Indian girl near the Brick Lane beigel shops.  It really felt like keys to the magic kingdom.  I mut have 'graduated' to AW towards the start of its existence then, I remember being chuffed at their 'upgrade' (which hasn't updated since and we're talking Lehman Bros era!)
Getting into relationships sparkus stopped me from delving into and finding AW early on.


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BEST NATURAL BUM:

Missy Persiana booty aka Fairuza, Iranian/Iraqi girl had an incredible ass.
She was on my list for ages, but I dithered too long and she retired from escorting.


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she was very combative with this site, the owners, and punters
Did she out some members on here?? I think I saw she was blacklisted for doing that.

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I just call it "the Ballon Whore" , which is basically just my favourite SP each year


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2023 Mia in Shoreditch
2024 Victoria Petite

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I just call it "the Ballon Whore" , which is basically just my favourite SP each year


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2024 Victoria Petite

BW - quality !
Adding links saving those interested searching up would be ideal
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Offline Rick2468

Did she out some members on here?? I think I saw she was blacklisted for doing that.

Why was she so against this site? I would have thought members on here would be fairly close to the standard punter demographic, perhaps we would be even more wholesome as there is a sense of community and our posts keep us somewhat accountable?

I saw this WG on a random night out with her friends, it was 100% her and I thought she looked very foxy and exotic in the flesh. Was really considering making a booking but ultimately didn't as I had started to wind down punting a bit by that stage and her posts put me off.

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Why was she so against this site? I would have thought members on here would be fairly close to the standard punter demographic, perhaps we would be even more wholesome as there is a sense of community and our posts keep us somewhat accountable?

I saw this WG on a random night out with her friends, it was 100% her and I thought she looked very foxy and exotic in the flesh. Was really considering making a booking but ultimately didn't as I had started to wind down punting a bit by that stage and her posts put me off.

I agree, it’s nice to share intel and help each other out, promote girls providing good service.

As an aside, could imagine sum girls are specifically looking for something / someone not wholesome but that’s not my business  :unknown:

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Just had a blast from the past moment as I walked past this house in Ealing Broadway and remembered this beautiful Polish girl that I saw back in 2016. The sigh of "kurwa" she let out as she orgasmed was a beautiful moment.

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« Last Edit: September 24, 2025, 04:24:34 pm by VladtheImpaleHer »

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Can I just remind everyone of the rules, only pictures that appear on a current advert can be posted and those not on a current advert can't be linked to or reposted.

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Any future pictures must include a link to a current advert that shows them publicly.
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Just had a blast from the past moment as I walked past this house in Ealing Broadway and remembered this beautiful Polish girl that I saw back in 2016. The sigh of "kurwa" she let out as she orgasmed was a beautiful moment.

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Oh wow yeh thats an old memory! She was great fun, saw her a few times  :cool:
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Oh wow yeh thats an old memory! She was great fun, saw her a few times  :cool:
Can you link to the current advert that shows the pictures you have reposted, or do you think the rules don't apply to you?  :unknown:

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Offline PatMacGroin

Oh wow yeh thats an old memory! She was great fun, saw her a few times  :cool:

She's still working. Under the name adrianna. Still a fun time, just doesn't really come into London anymore. So you have to be willing to travel a bit further out if you want to see her.

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She's still working. Under the name adrianna. Still a fun time, just doesn't really come into London anymore. So you have to be willing to travel a bit further out if you want to see her.
Any link?



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« Last Edit: October 24, 2025, 12:14:15 am by VladtheImpaleHer »


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This is more for my archiving. Pretty Vietnamese girl who worked not far from Victoria Station.

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« Last Edit: November 02, 2025, 11:17:19 pm by VladtheImpaleHer »

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BUSTY-BLONDE-RITA
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Incredible big boobs and the best orgasm I've seen a girl have. Rolled up into a ball trembling and shuddering for quite a while after licking her pussy. A beautiful sight. :angelgirl:
« Last Edit: November 03, 2025, 06:46:47 am by VladtheImpaleHer »

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I saw Rita back in 2015 in Clapham Junction.