External Link/Members OnlySaw this ts escort a week or so before lockdown begun, I was about to embark on a bit of annual leave and it was my last opportunity to see someone. I was let down by another so this was my next to work option. I should have gone home.
The location is discreet during the evening, but right bang in the middle of 7 dials Covent Garden so during the day probably not.
The escort themselves, nothing like the pictures and they ain’t too convincing either. Massive weapon which was probably the only positive.
The meet itself was as follows. Went in, wg hidden behind door. Comms via text were brilliant yet she barely spoke English. Must have an app or someone else. She told me via text that 30 mins was not available due to the time of night. Yet asked if I wanted 30 mins or an hour on arrival. Doesn’t add up. Another ts escort popped her head out a room and said don’t be scared and laughed. I didn’t know I signed up for London dungeons. As she entered her room. She tripped on a door stop. Which turned out to be the biggest dildo you’d ever seen. The room was filthy and her general communication suggested she was either high, drunk, or just a complete head case. The room was messy and the bed felt like the sheets after you’ve been eating biscuits. Even writing this I don’t know why I stayed.
But I did. Gave her the £150 for an hour. And without any foreplay I was bent over and fucked. She fucked me gently at first and then continued to pound. Strong hard strokes all the way in. Hurt at first and I wasn’t able to relax but sometimes I did and it felt great. She spoke away in her native tongue and when she pulled out, air escaped me. Now I know this is normal, it happens to women with normal sex let alone anal. It’s physics. Yet she acted like I’d just farted in a funeral.
I asked to be fucked missionary. After a couple mins she said no and went back to doggy. Eventually I halted procedure. She came on my stomach and my cum, worked by myself, followed shortly. Dressed and left promptly.
Do not go to your second option if your second option isn’t good enough to be your first. Lesson learned. I’ve given positive reviews to lacklustre performances. I’m quite understanding. This is probably the easiest negative I’ll ever give.
