This was a punt from December 19, so just getting it up there before six month elapses:
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External Link/Members OnlyComms: Booked over AW email, quick response, lucky combination of circumstances on our mutual availability and her location.
Location: Small independent hotel a bit off the M65 in East Lancs at my expense – It should have been a £29.00 Travelodge special, but I cocked up the dates and managed to book the Travelodge for the night before the booking, so a frantic 20 mins spent on Booking.com and Hotels.com to find an alternative venue before the agreed booking time.….
Price: £100 for 2 hours …..
Yes, honestly… Services: FK, DT (kind of) DFK, OWO, RO, food play, protected sex in various positions, full deep protected anal sex.
The Girl: Most definitely the lady in the profile pictures, age accurate at 46, well proportioned, all natural (no fake boobs that I could tell), clean shaved pussy, nice real body with some faint stretch marks, light brown / dark blonde hair, 5'7" or so – was wearing heels so nicely matched my 5’11’’, facially a 7 – 7.5. Very real and down to earth person, no airs and graces, no princess behaviour. Dressed casually as requested, very friendly and smiley.
This was a very unusual punt, not like your average parlour punt or a full on PSE style performance - LL seems to be a perfectly normal and very pleasant woman who enjoys a challenging full time professional job but she is also a complete nymphomaniac who genuinely likes lots and lots of varied sex. I get the sense that this is not a career for her, more of a hobby. She is from Stoke, but happened to be on a training course with lots of colleagues at a nearby large corporate hotel in East Lancs. Hence the outcall rather than an incall. Similarly, when she is in Stoke, she only offers outcalls.
The Action: I had arranged to meet her in the car park of my hotel so we could come in together and walk past the two smiling receptionists as an authentic seeming fake couple - "Would you like dinner sir? Can I get you a drink from the bar sir?".... So far so good. She was wearing some tight jeans, high heeled calf length boots (sexy not slutty) and close fitting jumper (December after all…). She looked good with understated makeup and glasses to complete the ‘woman next door’ look.
Into the room, I had bought a miniature prosecco each to relax us and set the mood. Paperwork sorted and we were under starter’s orders, ready for the off. Both of us had just showered, so it was straight down to action.
We began with a bit of light FK and as I ran my hands over her body to her boobs, she suggested we get the outerwear off. Under her outfit she was wearing some nice ivory lingerie which enhanced her figure and added to the sense of what was to come.
Some more intense FK followed with the customary groping and exploring. She was very willing and co-operative. With everything off it was down to some mutual oral which whilst not deep deep throat, was very sensual and enjoyable. She was fresh and clean and tasted delightful. She had warned me that she was just finishing her monthly visit, but no surprises. I believe I took her to a genuine orgasm, and it was refreshing that she was making real woman noises, rather than porn star grunts, squeals, howls and rants.
On with the first condom and LL climbed aboard in CG. There ensued some very enthusiastic leaping around and some very sensual grinding. As the sap began to rise, I flipped her over to finish off in doggy, watching her splendid bum cheeks wobble with each thrust until I filled the bag.
I laid down against her to recover and we chatted about things we liked and had tried and hadn’t tried. In the communications up to the event, I had the sense that she was pretty much up for most things. I cannot explain why, but I had been to a supermarket on the way to acquire a variety of things that I had never tried before. There was a great urban legend (or may have been a factual anecdote) that Mick Jagger had been caught eating a Mars bar out of Marianne Faithfull’s pussy. That story amused me and turned me on as a teenager and I had never been brave enough to suggest it to my former wife or girlfriends. So I proposed an alternative to LL in the form of a KitKat chunky. Astoundingly, she was up for that on the proviso that she got to eat one herself by the more traditional method. I have to say, I thoroughly enjoyed it, although the chocolate does make one hell of a mess.
Bit of a clean up with baby wipes and then back to my supermarket purchases. I had bought some lube, a cucumber, some carrots and some sweetcorn. Again, it was a distant memory of some old porno that had turned me on years ago and here was an opportunity to try it out. Again, I was astounded that she was up for trying it out – she’d never tried any of them herself before. We tried a variety of combinations in both the front and rear – she even had me take pictures on her phone for her to look at later… The optimal was a full medium carrot in the rear with a full sweetcorn in the front.. Her only issue with them was they were very cold…
I was chatting away to her whilst enjoying my peverted fun and I asked her if she ever ejaculated when she orgasmed. She said she did, but there was one guy (her occasional fuckbuddy) that could always make her squirt. She showed me a picture of him on her phone – mid thirties, tanned, gleaming perfect teeth, ripped, six pack, tribal tattoos, brush cut, handsome…. The absolute antithesis of me…. Challenge accepted! …. I folded a bath towel underneath her bum and got to work. I went down on her and used Colin the carrot (a fresh one, not the rear entry one…) to build up a solid rhythm and getting up a fair old speed. After about 5 minutes of fast paced action, she hit the spot and delivered like a United Utilities disaster movie. Joking apart, it really was quite spectacular….
We had another close contact breather to recover and chatted some more. As I said earlier, very pleasant and easy to chat to and seemingly unshockable.
Another thing I had always fancied trying (God only knows why) is vaginal fisting. I asked if she had ever tried it and again, she said no, but she would have a go. Plastered loads of lube around both her and me and gently tried to see where we could get to. We got up to four fingers (The Kitkat again!), but that was the limit it seemed.
By now, the little fella had recovered enough for some more action, so with a bit more deep oral, back to attention with his coat on for some mish. Swapped over with her on top and some reverse CG. Really nice technique with plenty of bouncing and some more good deep grinding. Asked if she was up for some anal and she certainly was. Bit more lube and gentle start, building up to a balls deep pounding. It really turns me on, so I’m pretty much guaranteed to shoot my load within a couple of minutes, which is exactly what happened.
Bit more of a cuddle and a chat. She has watersports listed on her profile which is another thing I have yet to fully experience. I asked her about it and she answered very honestly that this was the one thing on her likes list she kind of struggled with. Didn’t bother me in the slightest, as it was just an opportunist question. I hadn’t booked the meet on the strength of it, but had it been available, I would have probably liked to try.
She asked if I wanted to go again. Spirit was willing and all that, so she gamely gave him a good tonguing to try and summon him back from the flaccid. She did manage and condom number 3 was duly fitted and we had some more mish and CG. Whilst he just about stayed the course, there was no way he could do three pops in a bit over two hours, so we ended up collapsed on each other in semi sleep like state. She had been there for closer to three hours, so nobody could accuse her of clockwatching.
Summary: Very clean and utterly filthy at the same time. Genuinely a nice woman who thoroughly enjoys sex. Keen to deliver, willing to try pretty much anything I fancied trying. I see her as more of a paid fuckbuddy than a WG, if you understand my meaning. In very nice shape for her age. Not a traditional head turner, but definitely not unpleasant looking. Good techniques, friendly, pleasant very fuckable body, easily took everything I could pound into her. Does pretty much what it says on the tin. Incredibly good value for money, although I do think I did get incredibly lucky.
Visit Again: Certainly would, and have even considered an overnighter in Stoke. Not done it yet. Probs be a good while before that might be possible again, sadly…..
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