CALIENTE LUNA - Borough SE1 👎

[blackprince]

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Communications with Luna was decent. Got the opostcde and an hour later I'm in Borough. Not the most desirable side of SE1 was right next ta council estate but the apartment was decent enough. 

160 paid for an hour. Face wise 4/10 but we didnt come for the face. Decent C cip tits. Big ass but alot of cellulite so dont expect a toned bubble butt. Stomach could be smaller but not the worst. She did offer me a drink so , so far not exactly what I expected but hospitality kept me. Now paperwork exchanged i got on the bed and she began to suck off my cock. Her oral technique was poor lacked gusto and her hands was all in the wrong place. I told her to stop after a minute as it was killing my erection. She then got on top in reverse cowgirl and tried to ride my cock but she would only put the tip in and anytime I would push her ass down further she would say no it's to much. I don't think I entered even 3 inches. Again I was losing my erection so I got her in doggy. She couldn't even do this properly. She was positioned so high and awkward I could just about slip it in 2 inches. She just lay there stiff as an iron board but would move forward anytime I seemed to get even 2 inches in and everytime it would slide out. In the end I just wanked myself off n came on her odly shaped ass. I then left angry with myself that I parted with £160 for practically a wank.

Would I return definitely not. Everything was poor. She cant take dick. She cant suck dick. She cant even position herself right for doggy nor can she ride dick. She is absolutely shite in every way possible. Even a 40quid pump and dumb would not be worthit for this broad. Do not let the pictures lie to you.

[DOUGLAS56]

Thank you for this review. Great reminder not to see her again. I have been contemplating seeing her lately since I saw her a few year ago. Looks like she has gone downhill such a shame. I feel for you OP throwing that money down the drain and bad form from her esp in times like this you would she would at least try.

[blackprince]

Thank you for this review. Great reminder not to see her again. I have been contemplating seeing her lately since I saw her a few year ago. Looks like she has gone downhill such a shame. I feel for you OP throwing that money down the drain and bad form from her esp in times like this you would she would at least try.

As you said shes an expensive pump and dump. Even £40 for 15 mins I wouldnt go again let alone the price she charges. I genuinely dont mind the price solongs the service is up to scratch and her service is terrible. Oh well we live and learn onto the next.

[LLPunting]

Thanks for the warning 

As you are currently active please notify your fellow active punters of all SPs you see going forward during lockdown and if you begin to show any CoVID symptoms or recieve a notification from any contacts that they are symptomatic or confirmed CoVID sufferers.  In the spirit of sharing useful info to protect others from misfortune, they will, I'm sure, do likewise in the same spirit.

[DOUGLAS56]

As you said shes an expensive pump and dump. Even £40 for 15 mins I wouldnt go again let alone the price she charges. I genuinely dont mind the price solongs the service is up to scratch and her service is terrible. Oh well we live and learn onto the next.

I feel you, Got to charge to the game.

[blackprince]

Thanks for the warning 

As you are currently active please notify your fellow active punters of all SPs you see going forward during lockdown and if you begin to show any CoVID symptoms or recieve a notification from any contacts that they are symptomatic or confirmed CoVID sufferers.  In the spirit of sharing useful info to protect others from misfortune, they will, I'm sure, do likewise in the same spirit.

Will do

[oversexed]

Thanks for the warning 

As you are currently active please notify your fellow active punters of all SPs you see going forward during lockdown and if you begin to show any CoVID symptoms or recieve a notification from any contacts that they are symptomatic or confirmed CoVID sufferers.  In the spirit of sharing useful info to protect others from misfortune, they will, I'm sure, do likewise in the same spirit.

Good point.

As a side note, i think the punting game is ruined for a long time for those of us waiting on the sideline. All major prossie, from the great Lorena girlfriend to Ivy/Amaira are back in the game.

So the question is, when is the best time to punt? when a vaccine/drug becomes wildly available and affordable? That's looking like 6 months in line. Ouch!
Another the question is who can you trust? if a prossie is willing to see a possibly covid-infected client, what other risks is she taking for the sake of money

[oversexed]

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Communications with Luna was decent. Got the opostcde and an hour later I'm in Borough. Not the most desirable side of SE1 was right next ta council estate but the apartment was decent enough. 

160 paid for an hour. Face wise 4/10 but we didnt come for the face. Decent C cip tits. Big ass but alot of cellulite so dont expect a toned bubble butt. Stomach could be smaller but not the worst. She did offer me a drink so , so far not exactly what I expected but hospitality kept me. Now paperwork exchanged i got on the bed and she began to suck off my cock. Her oral technique was poor lacked gusto and her hands was all in the wrong place. I told her to stop after a minute as it was killing my erection. She then got on top in reverse cowgirl and tried to ride my cock but she would only put the tip in and anytime I would push her ass down further she would say no it's to much. I don't think I entered even 3 inches. Again I was losing my erection so I got her in doggy. She couldn't even do this properly. She was positioned so high and awkward I could just about slip it in 2 inches. She just lay there stiff as an iron board but would move forward anytime I seemed to get even 2 inches in and everytime it would slide out. In the end I just wanked myself off n came on her odly shaped ass. I then left angry with myself that I parted with £160 for practically a wank.

Would I return definitely not. Everything was poor. She cant take dick. She cant suck dick. She cant even position herself right for doggy nor can she ride dick. She is absolutely shite in every way possible. Even a 40quid pump and dumb would not be worthit for this broad. Do not let the pictures lie to you.

Sorry for the experience.
I remember when i first step into the scene, this girl was on top of my list. Then i spoke to her, she gave me weird vibes
No kissing, No OWO, Anal is extra. Top price but lives in a shit area.

[Discoballs]

Are you Dominic Cummings ? Don't mind breaking the rules ? 

Was you testing your eyesight ?

[jj1692]

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Communications with Luna was decent. Got the opostcde and an hour later I'm in Borough. Not the most desirable side of SE1 was right next ta council estate but the apartment was decent enough. 

160 paid for an hour. Face wise 4/10 but we didnt come for the face. Decent C cip tits. Big ass but alot of cellulite so dont expect a toned bubble butt. Stomach could be smaller but not the worst. She did offer me a drink so , so far not exactly what I expected but hospitality kept me. Now paperwork exchanged i got on the bed and she began to suck off my cock. Her oral technique was poor lacked gusto and her hands was all in the wrong place. I told her to stop after a minute as it was killing my erection. She then got on top in reverse cowgirl and tried to ride my cock but she would only put the tip in and anytime I would push her ass down further she would say no it's to much. I don't think I entered even 3 inches. Again I was losing my erection so I got her in doggy. She couldn't even do this properly. She was positioned so high and awkward I could just about slip it in 2 inches. She just lay there stiff as an iron board but would move forward anytime I seemed to get even 2 inches in and everytime it would slide out. In the end I just wanked myself off n came on her odly shaped ass. I then left angry with myself that I parted with £160 for practically a wank.

Would I return definitely not. Everything was poor. She cant take dick. She cant suck dick. She cant even position herself right for doggy nor can she ride dick. She is absolutely shite in every way possible. Even a 40quid pump and dumb would not be worthit for this broad. Do not let the pictures lie to you.

What a shame 

[blackprince]

Are you Dominic Cummings ? Don't mind breaking the rules ? 

Was you testing your eyesight ?

what can I say exercise LOL

[Payyourwaymate]

That's unfortunate  . In general I would advice staying away from latina independents as they aren't that much different from parlour chicks service wise but you pay more  .

[blackprince]

That's unfortunate  . In general I would advice staying away from latina independents as they aren't that much different from parlour chicks service wise but you pay more  .

Yeah to be honest Brazilians have become the new Romanians. They are oversaturated now and their service is poor. I think Romanians have stepped up their game recently. Brazilians definitely the lowest. Domininicams seems to be 50/50 hit n miss. But yeah I'll not be going for a Brazilian independent again. Pump& dump at most

[stealthman]

100% spot on, as good and heavenly as they might look body wise more often than not your likely to get a mechanical service despite paying ridiculous prices sometimes. I learned after about 4 punts with Brazilians to stop seeing them and the Romanians. You might get the occasional 1 out of 39 really good wg but id honestly rather spend £100-£150 on a regular who I know will give me my bang for buck

[blackprince]

We have to say enough is enough for the latinas that give a piss poor service. Force tho change the same way the romanians had to change start alienating them. No more free British pound d sterling for them no more of your hard earned cash down the drain

[puntingpumping1920]

We have to say enough is enough for the latinas that give a piss poor service. Force tho change the same way the romanians had to change start alienating them. No more free British pound d sterling for them no more of your hard earned cash down the drain

 
TBF, you overspent on this girl 
 
She is overpriced. No1 should spend more than £70 on this girl
 
She is nothing more than a pump/ dump for a 15/30 min session

[oversexed]

 
TBF, you overspent on this girl 
 
She is overpriced. No1 should spend more than £70 on this girl
 
She is nothing more than a pump/ dump for a 15/30 min session

I concur. Also, a full one hour spend on a girl you havent been with before? Rookie mistake.

Prossies love repeat customers, see them for 15/30 mins, come back hours or days later. You will see their face lit up.

[puntingpumping1920]

I concur. Also, a full one hour spend on a girl you havent been with before? Rookie mistake.

Prossies love repeat customers, see them for 15/30 mins, come back hours or days later. You will see their face lit up.

 
Great advice

[blackprince]

 
TBF, you overspent on this girl 
 
She is overpriced. No1 should spend more than £70 on this girl
 
She is nothing more than a pump/ dump for a 15/30 min session

even 70 quid is pushing it and extremely generous. honestly nothing more than a latina Whorehouse 40 quid pump and dump.

[blackprince]

I concur. Also, a full one hour spend on a girl you havent been with before? Rookie mistake.

Prossies love repeat customers, see them for 15/30 mins, come back hours or days later. You will see their face lit up.

you know what I'm actually going to take that advice on board. Although alot of the time I've gone straight an hour and I've had a good session

[blackprince]

It makes me laugh when they think they can run away from multiple bad reviews just by changing their name lol. Hot woman Luna. She's had 3 new profiles and in the last 2 weeks changed her name twice.

[Dz100]

Why is this bitch so useless I have no idea with a body like her’s she should be making serious cash her services are so shit, people need to stop going or if they do go for a  pump and dump, but it’s still expensive for a pump and dump

[blackprince]

Why is this bitch so useless I have no idea with a body like her’s she should be making serious cash her services are so shit, people need to stop going or if they do go for a  pump and dump, but it’s still expensive for a pump and dump

For her price she ain't even worth a pump and dump. Honestly even 50 quid for her is shit. She cant suck dick or fuck so what purpose does she have? Shes a boner killer

[Putin]

The bitch doesn't care about delivering a good service. Her only USP is her ass and she knows it.

Most of her clients here on UKP know they will get a shit service anyway, but as soon as they visit her profile, they get hooked on that ass, their logical brain shuts down and the dick brain takes over.

For the suckers who still decide to see her, please go ahead and give us a review 

[Payyourwaymate]

I think it was said this woman is 38 right? so she's been selling pussy for over a decade at least...she has probably gone so far past jaded that she has the 1000 cock stare in her very soul and exudes shit service. Poor chick has taken miles of dick and will never be the same...and unsuspecting punters parting ways with their cash to the black hole of misery which is her service are like lambs to a slaughter house. How sad  .

[bedhedred]

I think it was said this woman is 38 right? so she's been selling pussy for over a decade at least...she has probably gone so far past jaded that she has the 1000 cock stare in her very soul and exudes shit service. Poor chick has taken miles of dick and will never be the same...and unsuspecting punters parting ways with their cash to the black hole of misery which is her service are like lambs to a slaughter house. How sad  .

  1000 cock stare as a measure of jaded! Love it.