Yumiko99 @ Great Portland St / good sex, everything else shit

[magnetico]

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Punt was before the lockdown, forgot a few bits and pieces

***** Comms *****
Horrendous.
Booked via SMS the day before, got the postcode (10mn walk from Great Portland St) an hour before the punt, I turned up on time.
Then radio silence for 40 minutes.
Then erratic SMS about some sort of relocation, I walked another 15 minutes to get to the infamous brothel of "Sleazy Eddie".
I've been there before (see my review of 88Grace88).


***** Location/Venue *****
Horrendous.
55 minutes after the time of the punt, I got to the door of the new location, waited to get an SMS to get the green light to enter.
I decide to ring the bell, expecting the usual Sergei to open the door.
A confused guy opens the door, let me in... and leaves. So this was just another punter.
No Sergei today ?

After more incoherent SMS, I managed to find the room.

We've exchanged over 50 SMS.

Large bedroom, with an ensuite bathroom, mess and clothes all over the place.


***** The WG *****
- 27yo Chinese
- nice face,
- natural Chinese boobs aka quite flat
- very good english

***** Price *****
£150 or £160 for 60mn (in theory)

***** Services *****
no DFK/FK (Corona), RO/69, OWO, protected sex, CIM

***** The Punt *****
- Paid fee
- My shower (alone)
- Her shower (alone)
- Sex
- Massage
- Sex (short as got told there was no time left?)
- My shower (alone)


***** Positive *****
Good OWO
Can suck balls
Keen to take any positions, fairly submissive
Fairly good massage skills
CIM without dodging

***** Neutral *****
Some checks of her mobile phone during the punt
Can't deep throat
Schoolgirl outfit, as specified in all her reviews. Is she washing it between each punt ?

***** Negative *****
Wasted nearly an hour of my time before the punt
Got told that I ran out of time, but I stayed in the room not more than 45 minutes
Pimp/owner CCTV at the entrance obviously
Building setup feel really unsafe, see https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=263949.0 as well.

[Commendatore]

No DFK/FK due to Covid 19? But everything else was fine?
That sounds like Donald Jesus Trump world....

[Chorley]

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Punt was before the lockdown, forgot a few bits and pieces

***** Comms *****
Horrendous.
Booked via SMS the day before, got the postcode (10mn walk from Great Portland St) an hour before the punt, I turned up on time.
Then radio silence for 40 minutes.
Then erratic SMS about some sort of relocation, I walked another 15 minutes to get to the infamous brothel of "Sleazy Eddie".
I've been there before (see my review of 88Grace88).


***** Location/Venue *****
Horrendous.
55 minutes after the time of the punt, I got to the door of the new location, waited to get an SMS to get the green light to enter.
I decide to ring the bell, expecting the usual Sergei to open the door.
A confused guy opens the door, let me in... and leaves. So this was just another punter.
No Sergei today ?

After more incoherent SMS, I managed to find the room.

We've exchanged over 50 SMS.

Large bedroom, with an ensuite bathroom, mess and clothes all over the place.


***** The WG *****
- 27yo Chinese
- nice face,
- natural Chinese boobs aka quite flat
- very good english

***** Price *****
£150 or £160 for 60mn (in theory)

***** Services *****
no DFK/FK (Corona), RO/69, OWO, protected sex, CIM

***** The Punt *****
- Paid fee
- My shower (alone)
- Her shower (alone)
- Sex
- Massage
- Sex (short as got told there was no time left?)
- My shower (alone)


***** Positive *****
Good OWO
Can suck balls
Keen to take any positions, fairly submissive
Fairly good massage skills
CIM without dodging

***** Neutral *****
Some checks of her mobile phone during the punt
Can't deep throat
Schoolgirl outfit, as specified in all her reviews. Is she washing it between each punt ?

***** Negative *****
Wasted nearly an hour of my time before the punt
Got told that I ran out of time, but I stayed in the room not more than 45 minutes
Pimp/owner CCTV at the entrance obviously
Building setup feel really unsafe, see https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=263949.0 as well.

I'm amazed you went through with it. All that messing around, dodgy venue and shoddy service.  Your call though 

[Kev40ish]

I'm amazed you went through with it. All that messing around, dodgy venue and shoddy service.  Your call though 

It must have been just before the lockdown. With a reduced service it becomes disappointing.
She obviously doesn’t want to be doing this at the moment and is scared of the Coronavirus, but seems to have little choice having to work..

[scutty brown]

I'm fairly certain I saw this girl in Preston a few years back. Police raided the place a few weeks later and found a case of a (different) girl  being tricked into debt and forced/blackmailed to work.
If I'm right on the ID there's some unpleasant people involved

[magnetico]

It must have been just before the lockdown. With a reduced service it becomes disappointing.
She obviously doesn’t want to be doing this at the moment and is scared of the Coronavirus, but seems to have little choice having to work..

Yeah 2 weeks before the lockdown probably.
It was the right call to avoid  FK at that time, especially with a Chinese prossie 

[Discoballs]

Not surprised someone let you in there must be a few girls working in the same building, so the Cummings and goings must be frequent . Really surprised the place hasn't been raided ... again . Old Freddie must have some high powered mates

[xyfek]

Not surprised someone let you in there must be a few girls working in the same building, so the Cummings and goings must be frequent . Really surprised the place hasn't been raided ... again . Old Freddie must have some high powered mates

Well, it's very close to a bunch of embassies, I expect a lot of influential people are regular visitors.

[Baxter63]

Well, the Chinese Embassy is there but they have their own, exclusive, places to go to, with grade A +++ talent - as do the Japanese.

One thing for certain, though, is that the Chinese Embassy will know every Chinese national involved. Might even have some surveillance on the building. The embassies exercise a lot of control, in whichever country Chinese nationals are in.

The Met. rarely bother about brothels or WG flats, anyway, unless they get complaints or think it's time for a bit of publicity on trafficking.

[Kev40ish]

Well, the Chinese Embassy is there but they have their own, exclusive, places to go to, with grade A +++ talent - as do the Japanese.

Very true invites only. I have been to a couple of the clubs as a guest. I was the only white person there.
The girls were all young and very pretty, so they do keep the best to themselves.

[xyfek]

Very true invites only. I have been to a couple of the clubs as a guest. I was the only white person there.
The girls were all young and very pretty, so they do keep the best to themselves.

Did you indulge or were you just observing? Also, any tips on how to get an invitation?

[Kev40ish]

Did you indulge or were you just observing? Also, any tips on how to get an invitation?

Indulged it would have been rude not to.
There are no tips unfortunately, apart from get a job that involves you working with Japanese and Chinese.

[xyfek]

Indulged it would have been rude not to.
There are no tips unfortunately, apart from get a job that involves you working with Japanese and Chinese.

Nice, as a big admirer of Oriental girls (especially Chinese, Korean, and Japanese) I envy that experience!

I already have a job like that, but sadly I don't think they're the kind of people who frequent those clubs.

[Jerk Chicken]

Thanks for the review @magnetico.

Gosh how sad has this one become? Reading this review sounds nothing like the SP I met save for her uniform  and she is sub.

No DFK to boot.

Looks like she has had her day and it's down hill from this point onwards.

[wtfness]

Yeah 2 weeks before the lockdown probably.
It was the right call to avoid  FK at that time, especially with a Chinese prossie 

That doesn't even make any sense. As if the Chinese in the UK would automatically spawn Coronavirus

[sexy pete]

Unless she had recently been in close contact with a relative/ friend/punter who had just flown in from the affected area! In which case it makes complete sense.

[meptalon]

Thanks Magnetico for the review. I sadly saw she had been working during the lockdown, and given recent reviews, it seems she is on a slipery slope...

[Skyjuice1000]

 Now gone up in price to £180 a bit of a liberty

[xyfek]

Be careful with this one, it seems she has lost her marbles:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=301343.0

Personally, I'll stay away from now on, but if you guys choose otherwise don't forget your punting phones.

[magnetico]

don't forget your punting phones.

Many people think that incidents only happen to other people ("I'll just delete my sms to the prossie and it will be fine ")