Here's another one. 'Welcome to the UK Border'.
External Link/Members OnlyWell, for a start, it's not a border. It's a room in the middle of an airport in the middle of what used to be called Middlesex (if that's LHR and it sure looks like it.)
And why would you welcome someone to a border? Who has ever wanted to feel that a 'border' welcomes them? A border is something you want to put behind you as soon as possible.
What's wrong with 'Welcome to the UK'? Be nice. People queueing up have sat on a plane maybe for hours, and now they're queueing because there's never enough of you fuckers manning the desks.
Fucking useless Border Force. Again.