Author Topic: SWALLOW+ANAL Pro/Earls Court  (Read 4036 times)


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Offline Hour_man

SWALLOW+ANAL Pro

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Price:
£150 for 1 hour

Comms:
Everything agreed through text. Gave me postcode only and had to call her closer to the time for full address

Location:
Basement flat on a main road roughly 5 min walk from Earls Court underground station. The entrance is quite visible and I could tell there were a few people giving me the look whilst I waited to be let in

Appearance:
7/10, she is quite a short pretty, petite, fair skinned lady. Definitely has implants. Size 3 feet that are very well maintained

Service:
Saw this lady late December 2019. Texted her to confirm if she actually does do all her services which she replied promptly to. When she gave me the address I was stood outside the door for a few minutes. The entrance is rundown compared to all the other flats in that area. I asked her to meet me in her black latex outfit and heels but was greeted in a towel and sandals. She walked me into the room and said she had a shower hence the delay in opening the door and not being in the outfit. I confirmed services and handed her over the cash. She was in and out quite quick so I asked her to get into the latex outfit whilst I undressed to which she started making excuses saying it’s too tight etc. I told her that’s the point and she complied. We had already wasted about 10 mins by this point. She then told me to sit on the bed and she wiped me down with baby wipes and started to give OWO. It was okay but it was a little toothy. Carried on with this until I nutted in her mouth which she swallowed…with the help of green tea. She then told me to lay down on the bed to give me a Thai massage. Now her being from Thailand, you’d expect her to give a half decent massage but no - it was one of the most inexperienced massages I have ever had. During the massage she was just blurting out nonsense all over the place like her upbringing, why she does this, the kind of customers she gets which I gave no shit’s about. When I was ready for round 2 she kept putting me back down by saying massage is not over and proceeded to waste 20 mins by doing this. When she finally finished the massage, I asked her for a footjob which was mediocre at best, even though she said on text that she’s good at them. After a bit of this I asked her to rubber me. She wiped me down again, covered me and went straight into doggy and guided my dick into her arse. Again she claims that she’s an anal pro but she is not. I literally made it a third in and she was complaining too big etc. a few more tries and I gave up as we were not making any progress. She took the arse contaminated rubber off, wiped me down again and put a new one on. I started with a bit of DFK whilst grabbing her arse and slowly moved to RO. She’s clean down there but I didn’t spend too long there and went into mish. Popped her boobs out and started licking them whilst pumping her. They were really fake moans and were quite obvious. Went back for a bit of DFK but she just kissed my lips and moved her head away. Took her into doggy where it was a little more enjoyable and told her to swallow this lot when I’m about to pop but she declined and said to do it in the condom. Once I popped she wiped me up and I got dressed and left.


Overall: 4/10
This was a bit of a disappointing punt to be honest especially the price that was paid and how much she goes on about pro this and that on her profile. The service she provided was really not up to scratch considering I’ve had punts half this price but were twice more enjoyable. She was clean and her apartment was acceptable. The only highlight of this I would say is whilst she was muttering her garbage during the massage she mentioned a customer that came in smelling like drugs etc and she put on a mask because was scared of having a heart attack. I’m glad I was facing the pillow because I found it really hard to keep a straight face during all that as I remember reading Iz88’s review the night before. Verdict? Would not return but can understand why others would because if the punt goes right, she is an all in one package.

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Offline fundzo

Yeah she’s pretty weird, last time I went to her in like January she said I reminded her of her brother lmao