AlyX1 - Kirkham

[Mogwai11]

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30mins - £90

Sorry for the late review, this punt happened earlier this year before COVID-19.

Comms where quick and easy a few messages over adultwork, a time agreed and address supplied.

Location is a block of flats on a newish estate in kirkham. Plenty of parking out of eye sight.

Aly is a good looking lass and has a fit body with large enhanced boobs. She looks after herself.
She answered the door wearing matching bra and panties, sorted the cash and we headed to the bedroom.

Up to this point all was good we got onto the bed then it became awkward. She was very quiet and not really talkative.
Kissing was minimal, her nipples are pierced and she does not like them being touched (over sensitive) however she seemed to enjoy the RO and even let me pop a finger in.

On went the rubber for a bit of OW which wasn't really doing anything for me. So i suggested she jump on top which she did with no hesitation.
No this lass is tight and it felt good.... but she did this weird thing of closing her eyes. At one point i stopped her to ask if i was hurting her, she insisted she was enjoying it.

It had been a while so i soon popped. Quick clean up and off i went.

SUMMARY: i thought i would go for the higher end paying £90 (30mins) thinking i would get a great experience. But i left disappointed there was no flow to it, it was awkward and she didn't seem interested.
I will confirm tho she has a cracking body on her.

I cant see myself returning
Mog11

[george r]

sounds like a waste of 90 quid !!!

[Mogwai11]

Most certainly was pal

[Blackpool Rock]

This one has been on my HL for a couple of years now, never made an attempt to book her though as she was over my normal rate and doesn't list CIM so top dollar for limited service

[Kriss]

Reading your report two or three times, I feel that a negative is a bit harsh. Neutral, sure, but she has at least gone through her routine. 

[p3ngu1n]

Reading your report two or three times, I feel that a negative is a bit harsh. Neutral, sure, but she has at least gone through her routine. 

SUMMARY: i thought i would go for the higher end paying £90 (30mins) thinking i would get a great experience. But i left disappointed there was no flow to it, it was awkward and she didn't seem interested.
I will confirm tho she has a cracking body on her.

I cant see myself returning

Key operating word here is that OP left disappointed, and for reasons he's spelled out.
His review, his call. Red makes perfect sense to me 

[Kriss]

Key operating word here is that OP left disappointed, and for reasons he's spelled out.
His review, his call. Red makes perfect sense to me 

Because the OP left disappointed does not mean that other punters would.

"I suggested she jump on top which she did with no hesitation.
No this lass is tight and it felt good.... but she did this weird thing of closing her eyes. At one point i stopped her to ask if i was hurting her, she insisted she was enjoying it.
It had been a while so i soon popped. Quick clean up and off i went."

Sounds OK to me. Maybe he just had post-punt remorse. Maybe he spent more than he could afford. Maybe he climaxed too quickly. None of which would be the WGs fault.

"she didn't seem interested. I will confirm tho she has a cracking body on her."

She's a prostitute FFS. It's not a date, it's a rent-a fanny. In this case, a fanny with "a cracking body".

What's the OP complaining about? she wasn't interested? None of them is interested. 

[GingerNuts]

Because the OP left disappointed does not mean that other punters would.

You're free to rate the meeting in your own mind however you want but this is the OP's review and the OP's rating.

The OP clearly explains why, for him, the meeting was a negative "i thought i would go for the higher end paying £90 (30mins) thinking i would get a great experience. But i left disappointed there was no flow to it, it was awkward and she didn't seem interested." If this was a £50 booking he may have rated it differently but he obviously considers £90 for the experience poor value.

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[Punter Ponting]

"Daddys Whore" tattoo on her legs...what was she thinking?

[Mogwai11]

Chaps,

As mentioned above

My reasoning for negative is because I left disappointed, Im paying for an experience.

If it’s was just a fine body and ‘rent a fanny’ I wanted. I could have just gone a parlour.

Mog11

[Blackpool Rock]

Chaps,

As mentioned above

My reasoning for negative is because I left disappointed, Im paying for an experience.

If it’s was just a fine body and ‘rent a fanny’ I wanted. I could have just gone a parlour.

Mog11

Yeah it's your money; your punt and your review to score how you see fit.
We all have different expectations and for the same punt someone may rate it positive while other punters would call it neutral or negative.

I get why it's not a positive especially given that she is top dollar but has slightly limited services with no CIM and as you say it was more like a parlour punt at £50/60

I've also downgraded punts based on the price paid and also upgraded them based on the girl being fit despite the service being meh, sometimes this can vary depending on my mood the day I punt

Essentially the review contains the punt details so irrelevant of the rating other punters can choose to agree or disagree with it and still make their own mind up whether to punt her or not

[Kriss]

Essentially the review contains the punt details so irrelevant of the rating other punters can choose to agree or disagree with it and still make their own mind up whether to punt her or not

.... and this I did. 

[p3ngu1n]

Yeah it's your money; your punt and your review to score how you see fit.
We all have different expectations and for the same punt someone may rate it positive while other punters would call it neutral or negative.

I get why it's not a positive especially given that she is top dollar but has slightly limited services with no CIM and as you say it was more like a parlour punt at £50/60

I've also downgraded punts based on the price paid and also upgraded them based on the girl being fit despite the service being meh, sometimes this can vary depending on my mood the day I punt

Essentially the review contains the punt details so irrelevant of the rating other punters can choose to agree or disagree with it and still make their own mind up whether to punt her or not

That is the point really - rating isn't an exact science. One man's neutral is another's negative. Punter's prerogative to call it

[chrishornx]

Key operating word here is that OP left disappointed, and for reasons he's spelled out.
His review, his call. Red makes perfect sense to me 

Agree his call

[spiralnotebook]

"Daddys Whore" tattoo on her legs


Classy bird . . . .

[Kriss]

"Daddys Whore" tattoo on her legs


Classy bird . . . .

Classy bird 

[Blackpool Rock]

I see her profile states she isn't working due to CV19 however she keeps logging on which I guess is fair enough and she has also added a new pic, again fair enough however she has also increased her 30 minute price to £100 

I'm of the opinion that she may still be offering services, perhaps if she's seen you before or if you have good feedback etc 

[chrishornx]

she has also increased her 30 minute price to £100 

Crazy price...but makes me wonder when we return will it be a buyer or sellers market?

[Master1961]

sounds like a waste of 90 quid !!!

She is my review was bordering on a negative she just crept in on a neutral

[Prestonlad327]

I see her profile states she isn't working due to CV19 however she keeps logging on which I guess is fair enough and she has also added a new pic, again fair enough however she has also increased her 30 minute price to £100 

I'm of the opinion that she may still be offering services, perhaps if she's seen you before or if you have good feedback etc 

Now £110 for 30 meh mins

[T13]

She looks fat tbf donno how I haven’t seen her before. Has anyone else here? I’d be prepared based just on how fit she looks

[GingerNuts]

She looks fat tbf donno how I haven’t seen her before. Has anyone else here? I’d be prepared based just on how fit she looks

She has five reviews if you click on the link below this post.

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[Home Alone]

I've been in philosophical mood tonight.

I'm a Sand-grown 'Un - born in Blackpool, for the uninitiated  - and the only thing that drew my attention to this review was the location.

It just shows - to me, at any rate - how widespread this pastime of ours has become over my lifetime when a lass based in what I'll always think of as a small town about halfway between Blackpool and Preston is reviewed on here. I've no doubt that there were SPs in Kirkham in the 1970s but I'll always struggle to think of Kirkham as a punting venue.

Specially at £100 for 30 minutes and £160 ph!    

[softlad25]

she does look fit but £100 30 mins no way
I think review was right overpriced mediocre punt

[Master1961]

Yes review was right , she is a 7/10 and seems her nipples haven’t healed from when I saw her , a very average girl in looks and body the pictures on her profile flatter her.