As we are in a punting drought, I thought I would add a review from early last year, up until now I did not think it was worthy of a report but you can make up your own minds.
After a couple of cancelled work appointments I found myself driving by Tip Thai on Welford Road,
External Link/Members Only at about 4pm with an aching back that needed a massage, was not fussed about HE, but thinking back many years ago I had a couple of decent massages there including HE with some acceptable girls, I thought what the hell, give it a go.
Parked up got to the door, open sign was up but door was locked, knocked on, no reply, tried one more time and was just about to walk when a door opened an a woman appeared, obviously just woke up, what a mess, bed head included, I thought, run now!
Was just about to turn tail when another older lady came down the stairs, the owner I think, shouting in Thai at the other lady, I was now watching a drama unfolding so I was still standing there when she opened the door, very apologetic and friendly, I explained I just wanted a 30 minute massage as I had a back problem, she agreed and I followed her upstairs to the room, all the way up she was still having a go at the other lady, very funny.
She left the room, I stripped and laid face down, hoping, but not convinced there would be another younger girl on duty, no, the older lady came in, hard to say an age but she looked a plump 60ish, not appealing at all, the massage was excellent, hit all the right spots she knew her stuff, she was friendly and very talkative, she did a couple of CC swipes but nothing too serious, she asked me to turn over, no sign of anything down below coming to life and was not expecting any change in the short term.
She then went into a very different style, very sensuous with multiple drive bys, she then whipped of the towel, nudging my sack at every opportunity, to my surprise there was a stirring in my loins, tried thinking of other things but alas the little brain had made a choice that I could not control, at this point she grabbed my dick waggled it around “you want this massage too” I could not refuse.
She was an expert cock wrangler, but still the face did remind me of the mother-in –law, not good, could not quite get there, she could obviously tell there was a problem, she pulled her top down and whipped out two surprising young looking, enhanced breasts and shoved them into my face, that worked, finished up and cleaned up, she said see you downstairs, when I got to the front desk she only charged me £30, a bargain for what turned out to be very good massage with a surprise HE.
Massage 8/10
Looks 2/10 (but very nice Lady)
HE 6/10
Value 7/10
