Male sex toy masturbator recommendations?

[Fisherman]

So sitting here this morning getting tempted by the few so still working in my area.

Took myself aside and gave myself a good talking to

Thought I might spend some punting money on a decent wank machine, anyone got any experience / recommendations

Stay well

[mr.bluesky]

So sitting here this morning getting tempted by the few so still working in my area.

Took myself aside and gave myself a good talking to

Thought I might spend some punting money on a decent wank machine, anyone got any experience / recommendations

Stay well

your hand or wife/girlfriends hand or service providers hand ( when the lockdown is over of course)

[Thephoenix]

So sitting here this morning getting tempted by the few so still working in my area.

Took myself aside and gave myself a good talking to

Thought I might spend some punting money on a decent wank machine, anyone got any experience / recommendations

Stay well

Some of those milking machines used on the porn channels look very effective. (Maybe someone can do a link... I'm rubbish)

You've got to try everything once, but you'd definitely gave to check the off button works before turning on.

[Romeo Sensini]

My Fleshlight Flight is quite enjoyable but cleaning and drying it is a nightmare.

[tangledupinblue]

The Doxy is a good toy to use.

[Jacobkim]

is there a VR game out yet about sex in VR games?

[cunningman]

I have a External Link/Members Only but currently it is broken.

Its OK-ish without the vibe going.

It is much easier to clean if you remove the fleshy bit and push the bullet out of its little receptacle. Unfortunately the wire is not robust at the contact to the bullet, and also the fleshy bit is possibly lightly glued in place - it does 'click' back in with a positioning ring and lug so maybe I shouldn't have taken it out, but the first few times I left it all together and cleaning (and drying) was a problem.

It seemed quite interesting for sensation, anyway, especially if you are a bit girthy.

[Ali Katt]

Not boasting or anything, but I had a can fleshlight and found it really small the same goes for a Tenga fliphole, both are good, but a magic wand is better.

[Knny]

Not boasting or anything, but I had a can fleshlight and found it really small the same goes for a Tenga fliphole, both are good, but a magic wand is better.

Magic wand?  how big is your clit?

 

joking

I thought they were for women.  How can blokes use it?

[jeanphillipe]

Ive tried vr porn. Its pretty good actually, but setting up is such a hassle and free content isnt as varied, when i do watch porn ive reverted to the usual method.

I never tried it buy theres used to be a website called, dammit cant remember the name. It used to be really famous, basicaly a library of every porn dvd ever released. Begins with an A. Anyway they were about to release a product thay simulated and synced with the action on screen, talk about immersive. Ill have to look the site up.

I used to use it over a decade ago they used to have a loophole where you could make a new account and get 15 free mins ..

[jeanphillipe]

The website was called aebn but cant find the toy...


Anyway did a little reading apparently there are fleshlights that sync with the oculus rift for vr porn...


Its dubbed... the Cockulus rift.

[Ali Katt]

Magic wand?  how big is your clit?

 

joking

I thought they were for women.  How can blokes use it?

It vibrates use your imagination. You're thinking something needs to be inserted for it to be of use.

[Doc Holliday]

Magic wand? 

I thought they were for women.  How can blokes use it?

You need to concentrate mostly on the underside of the penis including the frenulum. (if you can stand it) External Link/Members Only

You can also buy an attachment External Link/Members Only

Wand use is even better if you have a glamorous assistant  She is actually using a LELO wand which is ridiculously expensive but very effective.

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[tesla]

You need to concentrate mostly on the underside of the penis including the frenulum. (if you can stand it) External Link/Members Only

I find it works better for me on the upper side of the penis

[Ahalfa Carling]

Of course, real men use this

(and you thought stepping on a piece was painful!!! LOL)

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[Doc Holliday]

I find it works better for me on the upper side of the penis

 

[Jacobkim]

Ive tried vr porn. Its pretty good actually, but setting up is such a hassle and free content isnt as varied, when i do watch porn ive reverted to the usual method.

I never tried it buy theres used to be a website called, dammit cant remember the name. It used to be really famous, basicaly a library of every porn dvd ever released. Begins with an A. Anyway they were about to release a product thay simulated and synced with the action on screen, talk about immersive. Ill have to look the site up.

I used to use it over a decade ago they used to have a loophole where you could make a new account and get 15 free mins ..



Can you access it on your mobile or do u need a headset?

[Jayne_cobb]

As times are hard and pickings are slim, I find myself wanting to risk wasting money on a toftt punt less and less, so mostly stick to seeing regs and having a wank to stave off the urge to punt.  I’ve been looking at male sex toys as an alternative to punting and thought it might be worth sharing my discoveries with fellow punters.

I purchased a fleshlight many years ago but only found it so so, my main criticism of it is that it isn’t something you can prop somewhere and shag, so you have to hold and it then becomes an extravagant wank.  While perusing porn I saw an advert for a thrusting device with a sucker on the end and my interest was piqued.

I found a website selling it and while browsing also found realistic silicone masturbators!

I bought:
Realistic Masturbator Silicone Vagina And Big Ass Masturbator 1kg - Sex Toys Affair £24.99
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10 Speeds Electric Hands Free Full Automatic Masturbator Cup - Sex Toys Affair £54.99
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The realistic masturbator was a crushing disappointment – it’s tiny and I could barely get my finger into the openings let alone my cock.  So that was utterly pointless.  Idea did seem promising though… 0/10

The hands free masturbator is ok, stick it to a surface, lube it up, get your cock hard, insert and set it going.  Fucking thing is damn noisy though so not something you can play with if anyone else is in the house. It’s an odd sensation with it as well in that it’s pleasant but not amazing as you increase the pumping action then just as you think it’s not going to do the job it takes you over the edge. Inner silicone cup is easy to pull out and clean but is a bit small. Good but not amazing. 6/10

The realistic masturbator had buried itself in my pervy psyche so I bought the next one up

Realistic Silicone Bottom Half Model Ass Masturbator 4.5KG - Sex Toys Affair £49.99
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This one has decent sized openings and is a lot of fun – lube it up, and you’re prone boning your way to happy climax town in whichever hole you prefer.  Feels pretty realistic and is enjoyable. Only downside is that it’s quite large so difficult to hide, and it’s not the easiest to clean as it doesn’t seem to have drainage holes. Fear of the germs put me off using it for a while.  I’m cleaning it with antibacterial soap so should be fine but not sure if it will ever fully dry out internally. 8/10

I left it a while but then refound xvideos.com which was awash with ads for male masturbators.

Bestvibe Upgrade Monica Rotating Vibrating Blowjob Masturbator | Bestvibe UK £46.99
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This one is nice and small, but all it does is vibrate and spin round, doesn’t simulate any blowjob I’ve ever had. It’s ok, does the job but after my initial excitement at it arriving I haven’t used it much. 5/10

Bestvibe Parcel Deep Throat Thrusting Vibrating Masturbation Cup | Bestvibe UK £66.90
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I had high hopes for this one – alleging as it does to have suction as well as a thrusting action. The thrusting action isn’t powerful enough so my initial hope of getting hard, shoving it in and leaving it to do all the work wasn’t going to happen. I still had to move it back and forth to reach climax which somewhat negated the point of it.  5/10

In summary – the realistic large silicone masturbators seem to be the way to go if you want to buy something to stave off the punting urges.

And these things do work – I’ve paid back what I spent on them with avoided punting, however nothing beats the real thing unfortunately.
Also – they all arrived in discrete packaging so no worries about postie nicking it or neighbours being all judgy 😉

[JontyR]

As times are hard and pickings are slim, I find myself wanting to risk wasting money on a toftt punt less and less, so mostly stick to seeing regs and having a wank to stave off the urge to punt.  I’ve been looking at male sex toys as an alternative to punting and thought it might be worth sharing my discoveries with fellow punters.

It's an interesting read thankyou. Have never really considered this. If I'm horny enough to consider it, I'd just knock one out and then the desire to investigate further diminishes pretty quickly.

I wonder if they have any use in relation to death grip syndrome?

[spiralnotebook]

+1 on the Doxy wand and you can get some interesting attachments to shove your cock in. An ex described it as instant orgasm for her.

[astra2100u]

Heard of a farmer who tried out the cow milking machine
It nearly killed him coz it wouldnt stop until it got 5 pints out of him 

[Jayne_cobb]

It's an interesting read thankyou. Have never really considered this. If I'm horny enough to consider it, I'd just knock one out and then the desire to investigate further diminishes pretty quickly.

I wonder if they have any use in relation to death grip syndrome?

I’m sure they would help with death grip.
Sometimes a wank isn’t enough to make the urge to punt go away. These provide different sensations and seem to help me anyway.

[JontyR]

thank you.

[PepeMAGA]

I’m sure they would help with death grip.
Sometimes a wank isn’t enough to make the urge to punt go away. These provide different sensations and seem to help me anyway.

I think if that's the issue it's best to go for the most realistic, less stimulating sleeves

[rathbone]

I wonder if they have any use in relation to death grip syndrome?

Yes, based on my experience the Fleshlight does help, I think a combination of the sleeve feeling more realistic than death grip fingers do, plus the fact you're thrusting into the Fleshlight rather than just shuffling your knuckle.

[Handel2020]

I've never owned a sex toy but I had a punt in the 90s when I lost my wood, and the WG then took out a device that I thought was shaped like a handheld blender device. It had a small circular end that buzzed very fast and she held that against the side of my helmet. I couldn't believe how efficient the thing was at getting me hard again and bringing me off. From what I can see on Google images the modern version of it is called a "Massage gun". I guess every WG should have one.

[JontyR]

I guess every WG should have one.

You sound like Victor Kiam mate!

[Ghost89]

I’ll stick with my hand. They’re always a pain to clean. The more complicated inside the more difficult to clean.

[Handel2020]

I’ll stick with my hand. They’re always a pain to clean. The more complicated inside the more difficult to clean.

Nowt wrong with giving it a good lick.