I definately think I will emigrate there. Apart from various positives such as English widely spoken, climate, history, easy to get to from UK, it has about a 100 massage parlours crammed onto a small island - that is a nice backdrop. It is much better than the UK in terms of parlours. One feature I really liked is that in the last 3 parlours I went to I was only expected to pay anything afterwards. Malta has a mini Benidorm - Buggiba, for ppl who like that sort of thing.