I mostly stick to watching the streamers. Amazon Prime and Netflix between them have almost everything a person of good conscience and in search of wholesome entertainment would want to watch.
But with the lockdown, I've had the time to watch some network programming. Fuck me, has it all gone downhill or what?
Firstly, there's that BBC weather woman bint with one arm. Yeah, we get it. Y'all at the BBC are inclusive, but does the stump really need to be on show? Then there's that BBC news correspondent who's obviously blind and has eyes in different parts of his head. I take nothing away from his skill as a broadcaster and correspondent, but let's face it, the dude has a face for radio. I feel like we're being provoked. Say anything critical, and you'll get lambasted for being disablist or something. But I'm not. This is TV. The messenger shouldn't be the message.
Then there's the One Show. It's worse than sitting in the dentists and reading 'Chat' magazine.
BBC dramas. Every single one infested with PC writing and casting. Noughts and Crosses is absurd, racist dross. As are most of the rest.
Continuity announcements. Heavily accented, and most of them with 'attitude'.
But it's the adverts that take the biscuit. If I was the boss of Tesco, I'd want the adverts to ram home the message that we sell loads of things you want, at a price you're going to be OK with. Show the fucking products. Not some fake, feel-good, Central Casting households where at least half of the members are either gay or BAME. Or both. The rest of the adverts are mostly just as dismal. Every major brand trying to get their virtue-signalling points in about diversity. Here's an idea: don't show the audience. Show the fucking product.
In the old days, this is what we had:
1. News read by somebody who was so dull and ordinary looking that we didn't think about them. We just listened to what they said.
2. Documentaries about anything from politics to wildlife that didn't have some thundering soundtrack filling every second of screen time. (I mean, I love watching 'Coast' and the Attenborough docs, but the fucking nonstop music is insane.)
3. Chat shows like Parkinson, where he'd spend an entire commercial-free hour talking with a celeb of the day, like Cassius Clay or Michael Caine.
4. Comedy that was funny, satirical, and provocative. Till Death. Likely Lads. It Aint Half Hot. Steptoe. Spitting Image. Yes Minister. None of these shows would get a look in now, on the grounds they're not inclusive enough.
5. Adverts that were witty and inventive. The Guinness ads. Refreshes the parts. For mash get smash. Beattie's 'you got an ology'. Cinzano with Leonard Rossiter and Joan Collins, and so on.
Lamentable. What the hell has happened.
Well of course the BBC has to fully represent UK society, and show that everyone in it should have a fair chance at doing any job within their capability. That's the Public service, publicy-funded bit, which it needs to justify to the govt, and to the people who pay for it.
So the weather girl...she's good at her job (initially shy) but damned cute and fuckable
. Leave the poor girl alone
.
Gary O'Donohue? Bloody good at his job. Why shouldn't he do it? Get over yourself, if you can't see past his disability, sort yourself out. The messenger isn't the message if you're not making him one?
The One Show...well it is a lighthearted magazine show, perhaps not your cup of tea. Fair enough. Alex Jones though? Very fuckable, and they occasionally have some very good guests on IMO.
I agree with you about the way BBC Drama has gone. Every. Fucking. One. is. Making. A. Fucking. Point. With non-stop virtue-signalling, if it isn't in the actual plot, the cast is full of it, with a BAME quotient which is always way over the national average, regardless of where the drama is set, and women in all the positions of power and the white men being mainly ineffectual or ego-driven twats. Of course they should represent society as it is, but this is ramming it down our throats.
Continuity Announcers: again, they are quite happy to have
semi-street Black voices, but when have they ever had a Cockney or a Scouse or a Brummie accent? Never. It's quite possible to have clearly Black and ethnic voices without being so extreme. They're trying too hard with this. I do get it in a way, because the BBC, quite rightly, have to be able to demonstrate that they are attracting and serving viewers from ALL of UK society, but I think they have the balance wrong.
As for adverts (obvs ITV), and while we're at it, BBC Drama again, of course show mixed marriages and relationships. But to ALWAYS have a blonde with a Black guy? Perleeze
. Get some more Black actresses on, and show them in relationships with White guys. It's starting to look like
Mandingo gets his own back for Slavery.
Agree about the levels of music on pretty well everything. It's not even just about the levels, it's BADLY DUBBED. The dialogue track is completely mangled because the spotty teenager who probably never had proper Sound training (and certainly none at the BBC), has smashed it through a compressor and totally killed the dynamics (making it actually less intelligible) in the mistaken belief that if it hits the top of the meter he can pile as much music on as he wants. WRONG. It's completely unforgivable, and the BBC seems powerless to sort it out. And this is at a time when the population is ageing and suffering hearing loss. Don't get me started on the subtitles, the semi-literate spelling and use of the wrong words (that sound the same) drive me up the wall. This isn't on live TV, this is on 'groundbreaking BBC Drama' at XMillion Pounds a minute. And it's Red Bee Media, another sold-off ex-BBC 'enterprise' seemingly staffed by spotty teenagers who have degrees but somehow can't spell. WTF?
Spitting Image is allegedly returning, but I suspect behind a paywall on BritBox? Shame. And Yes, Prime Minister, never has there been a better time to bring it back, plenty of stuff for them to get their teeth into.
There IS lots of good stuff on telly if you take the time to seek it out, and yes, even on the BBC, KN. But it's normally found on BBC2 or BBC4, so I suggest you take a look at the schedules regularly to make sure you're getting your money's-worth for your £150. It IS good value IMO, but you have to seek out what's for you
.