Advice required - rimming

[zerto]

Lads,

Seen as there is abit of downtime just now can someone please advise what the etiquette is for rimming. What do you need to do before the meet eg does my arse have to be shaved etc.

Got a girl in mind just slightly newer to this side of things and don’t have a clue.

Cheers 

[Moby Dick]

Receiving?

If you are hairy then you may need to to something about it.

She ain’t gunna part the forest and leave bread crumbs to find your love hole and return safely.

Don’t cut your arse shaving.
Wash with soap, get your finger right up.
Smearing shit with toilet paper doesn’t make it fresh.
No clingons.
Maybe consider your diet, no eggs, sprouts.


Proably less risky than DFK at the moment but I ain’t got a clue when it comes to medical stuff.
I prefer being rimmed than kissing a lass, the latter always tastes of eggs n sprouts
 

I find it nice and “cooling”after I’ve had a Vindaloo
 

[JayEZ2K]

...can someone please advise what the etiquette is for rimming. What do you need to do before the meet eg does my arse have to be shaved etc.

Definitely remove the hair, but definitely don't shave. I made that mistake once and never again... no exaggeration, it felt like I had a cactus in my crack. You could wax with home veet strips, or try a depilatory cream. I'd like to see about getting waxed by a girl, although I'm not sure where they do this. I wax, which feels like I'm ripping out carpeting, but the end result is worth it. Because this is more traumatic than shaving, you should leave several days (4-5 days?) before the meet so that it can heal, otherwise you'd be more at risk of infection.

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As for cleaning, you could use an enema syringe with water or saline to rinse out any junk on the inside, which some people do occasionally for health anyways. Then wash thoroughly with soap and water. If you don't go the enema route, you could just do the wash and use a finger inside, as mentioned. When you arrive they'll often ask you to take a shower, but since you've already done the main wash, you can take a quick shower for their peace of mind and then you're ready to go.

[winkywanky]

I wax, which feels like I'm ripping out carpeting, but the end result is worth it.

Worth noting that if you hadn't used carpet-gripper in the first place, it wouldn't have felt quite so traumatic.

[HumphryB]

Id recommend a high fibre diet. I take psyllium husk suppliments anyway. It ensures good solid and healthy shits. Keeps your bum from ever getting really dirty with the added benefit of ghost jobbies mostly.
Be sensible and considerate as the other poster mentioned, trim hair or wax and thoroughly clean before hand. Dont be offended if you're asked to shower on arrival, even if you had before you left the house.
Reciprocate, its fun. 

[Zeusthedoc]

my ritual for rimming...

a few days before, legs akimbo sat in front of a mirror (floor length is usually a good idea) i very carefully shave my arsehole, gooch, & balls.
on the day, avoid spicy foods, fried foods or anything that makes you gassy...i only drink coffee without milk (don't drink tea) etc...really be sure to wash your arsehole throughly with soap immediately before, get a finger in etc...

the ritual for anal play (if she's going to put a finger in)
same with regards to shaving and washing...
i also give myself an enema...some experienced girls will offer this...be sure to always use a clean nozzle.
if you're going to do it yourself at home, you can buy an enema kit from most sex shops (or search online for a home enema kit)
alternatively, from a camera shop, you can get a 'blowing tool' which will usually be used to clear dust from nooks/crannies on a camera/electronics...
it's essentially a ball with a nozzle (External Link/Members Only) something along these lines...the nozzle is removable...fill with water, put the nozzle on, stick in and squeeze...then sit on the toilet and let loose...repeat till it runs clear

don't do anything you're not comfortable with
be very careful not to insert anything sharp up your bum...risk of cutting/infection/haemorrhoids!

all done, get your arse licked... and enjoy!

[JayEZ2K]

Worth noting that if you hadn't used carpet-gripper in the first place, it wouldn't have felt quite so traumatic.

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Good note from Humphry regarding the psyllium husk. That stuff is like a natural sponge to gently clean your internals.


Also, if you're doing this, or more importantly, reciprocating, I'd recommend getting all your hepatitis vaccinations if you haven't already.

[sub_marine]

A work colleagues wife is a beautician and does loads of guys back sack and crack waxing, to her its just another arse hole but she can charge the guys double as she has built up plenty happy male clients.  There is also anal beaching to clean up the stained skin around the arehole as happens with wiping.  In Italy everybody has a bidet and washes there arse after a dump, so might be a maintenace option if you have a bidet

[zerto]

Thanks gents, the supplements are already part of my routine for fitness it was a more tactical approach for receiving it. Advise on board and once covid out the way shall be enjoyed.

Cheers gents