I'm surprised to see this isn't authored (I use the term loosely) by their very own Derek Alexander...
Oh actually, maybe this new reporter is just 'Derek' under yet another pseudonym.
Ironic that, needing a fake name to provide safety for yourself when you have a job that attracts people who may hold a risk towards you...


I see wee Derek - sorry, I mean "Our Man"/intern wanking under his desk in the broom cupboard - has been "promoted" to "news" editor at the Sunday Fail. Then again, it is awfully handy for him to sample the experience of the Scottish sex industry -
purely in order to achieve first-hand, top-rate accurate, reporting - when their office is literally next-door to several well-known punting locations on Lancefield Quay.
Surprised you haven't firebombed said office/Derek's house and car yet, Lily. Or gotten an unknown pal to tempt him into steamy afternoon piggy-play sessions with him wearing his wife's lingerie, before sending her the footage.
Wouldn't be that difficult to track his movements when he's happy to use
his real name for supposed big-time scoops, of which we're all familiar. Cretinous sliver of dog shit.