Gaby – who sounds a self-confident sort of gal – tells prospective punters on her profile, “I will ride you like a bull!”
And then, “Surrender yourself to all what I have to give to you!”
Hmm.
Quite apart from anything else, I’m not quite sure who the bull is in this scenario. But it seems to be Gaby.
So I can’t quite visualise the “configuration” of this potentially very energetic bedroom event.
Meanwhile, I’m reminded of an exchange from a long-ago episode of the BBC radio sitcom, The Men from the Ministry.
The two civil servants are, for some reason, out in the country, in a field full of cows.
Civil Servant A (nervously): That’s a bull over there.
Civil Servant B: That’s the first time I’ve seen a bull with udders.
Civil Servant A: That’s true. They’re usually on their own.
Geddit?
Anyway … perhaps Gaby’s a bull with udders?
