A woman goes into a tackle shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday...
She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter where a cashier is standing wearing dark sunglasses
She says, "Excuse me sir, can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
The cashier replies, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind... but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."
The woman doesn't believe him but, drops it on the counter anyway.
The cashier says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB test line...It's a good all-around combination, and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
The woman is astonished and says..."It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter - I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor..."Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," the cashier says.
As the woman bends down to pick up her card, she accidentally farts...At first, she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who farted.
The cashier rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00?" "How did you get $34.50?"
The cashier replied, "Yes, the rod and reel are $20.00... But the Duck Call is $11.00, and the Bear Repellent is $3.50."
