Took place at the end of February which is important if you read on
Background: I'd always liked Siriporn since it's open all hours, has loads of parking nearby and you can be on the motorway within 10 minutes. Previously my go to had been Beena who is a great punt.
Anyway I'd finished work early one day and thought I'd make the most of being nearby Siriporn before my long drive south. I rang them up and a woman with really dodgy English on the phone told me Kimmy, Beena and someone else were working. Well, you can't go wrong with Beena I thought.
So I arrived and was let in and paid my £35 fee and mentioned I'd rung up minutes before and was shown to a room. I made myself comfy and in walked a Thai woman in her 50s and said I was seeing her. "I wanted to see Beena" I said. "Oh no, Beena on holiday this week, I am Nina". My dodgy hearing had let me down so damn all that Led Zep of my youth. Anyway I remembered she had a few decent reviews here and was not unattractive so thought why not?
Nina got to work on my back and then I thought I heard her burp. And again. So I laughed and asked if she'd had some beer. But no I was told that my back was tight and the energy was going out through her via a belch. So she burped again and again and again as she worked on my back.
After 35 minutes of nothing on offer apart from her burping I said that I'm sure the back was good now and could she work on something else and in particular if she did extras including B2B.
"Sorry dah Lin, bad period so no body to body"
Heck, I'd have thought those days were over and was shocked by the lack of B2B in siriporn. If I'd wanted a proper back massage I'd have gone somewhere legit with a qualification in physiotherapy.
Anyway, she gave me a decent handjob only then started on my legs. Burping again of course. When the clock hit the hour mark she stopped working half way through the second leg and stuck a shower on. To add insult to injury it was lukewarm.
I paid her £20 for the HJ and left promptly. With her telling me to come back when the Japanese weren't in town. I guess it's closed at the minute but if it is somehow open you might want to avoid her around now!
I was also tempted to ring Jose Mourinho and tell him the next time Harry Kane is crocked, a bit of a massage and belch will fix him.
Overall: decent hand job for 5 minutes with 55 minutes of being belched on so a fat negative for me.
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