Upscale Amira Habib - Knightsbridge

[Fuzzyduck]

Wow, you are something. You need a new hobby.

@the admin team, let me know if I you want me to delete. Thank you.

Perhaps you should write about other girls rather than this overpriced, overweight SP. Otherwise, you should fuck off with your mate Swisshunter.

[bang69bang]

This review is hilarious 

[last_days_of_logan]

I met Amira on Sunday for 1 hour. It cost me £300.

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Booking process

I messaged her in a politely manner as she has certain etiquettes guys need to adhere to.

She replied and we had long conversation over messages. She’s honest and straight to the point and will reply to all respectful messages.

She asked me about stuff like fetishes and experiences I wanted which I thought was considerate.

Venue

She is near Harrods. It’s a prime location but her street is very discreet. Her apartment was clean. It was small but spacious at the same time. I didn’t shower there but I wish I did because it’s better than the one at my place.

She has massive sofas. The action started there and it could have stayed there with no problems but I wanted the bedroom feel.

Her bedroom is a bit compact but very cosy. We were in each other’s face in a nice way.

Looks

Her pictures are accurate. She is a thick girl with curves in the right places. Her face is beautiful with beauty spots above the right of her lips and under her nose. Her arse is to die for. Her tits are real as they were soft airbags. She’s has massive nipples which I like. Her lips are big and are so kissable.

Experience

She genuinely loves the job she does. I didn’t feel like she was faking it (either that or she is a good actress).

She made me feel at ease throughout the whole experience. It was a really good GFE.

She deepthroated me which I loved.

I recommend that guys shave and tidy up down there because she got a few hairs on her tongue. She wasn’t annoyed and was very gracious when it happened.

We fucked a bit but the nerves got the better of me. I think she made me feel too much at ease which is my fault.

The short time we fucked, it was great. She was tight. And her moans sounded real.

The nerves got the better of me during this experience but one thing she said was (that I loved) I want you to cum. Sadly though I didn’t.

She didn’t time watch nor did she rush me.

Overall rating from POV 9/10 because I didn’t cum which is my fault. If I had cum, 10/10.

I shall return to cum on her or in her (with a condom obviously, lol)

This review is awful

Amira, you aren't a very smart girl are you my dear... what kind of review is this?

Its proper crap you know

[last_days_of_logan]

You know what, you keep up the good work. I have nothing else to say to you except:

I don’t remember my punts in such detail so I won’t be writing any reviews.

I do remember names and if I would go back there.

Thanks for the eye opener in writing review.

Each to their own, each to their own. Live and let live.

Stay safe, peace out...

Thats the spirit Amira

why give money to your competitors

[bonapati]

“I didn’t shower there but I wish I did because it’s better than the one at my place.”

FFS!

[last_days_of_logan]

The size of the location is contradicting

small, yet spacious.
bedroom cosy but lots of room
more than 1 massive sofa?

Is her ass real?

[king tarzan]

Is her ass real?

Are you going to score in it for England??

[last_days_of_logan]

Are you going to score in it for England??

at 300? nah am not you kt.

i want to see what OP has to say about it

[Meursault]

Lads, I am not Amira.

I liked her service and that’s all.

If this is causing an issue, I’ll just delete my post and be more critical when I put up a review about an escort I’ve met.

I don’t want to delete post but if the admin team think it’s good for me to do so, I shall.

Honestly, I am the biggest softie you’ll meet (if you ever meet me).

So obviously written by the SP or a friend of hers that's set up an account. These words are clearly written in a woman's "voice". Claptrap, just like the portentous verbiage on the profile.
There's so many more attractive, less fat, less expensive girls out there offering good services, I can see why "Upscale" (haha, what the hell does that actually mean? Really!?) Miss Habib needs to employ underhand tactics to try and win business.
One for the rich and foolish only.

[bang69bang]

She replied and we had long conversation over messages. She’s honest and straight to the point and will reply to all respectful messages.

Great insight there fellow punter 

[bonapati]

Lads, I am not Amira.

1. I liked her service and that’s all.

If this is causing an issue, I’ll just delete my post and be more critical when I put up a review about an escort I’ve met.

2. I don’t want to delete post but if the admin team think it’s good for me to do so, I shall.

Honestly, I am the biggest softie you’ll meet (if you ever meet me).

1. That’s all folks!

2. ...  and how would you manage to do that without Admin (tells you don’t know how the forum works)

[christofferson]

" Mind- blowing day " ( 24 hrs ) £4500.
Full month £3200.

30% deposit , plus full air fare... cough.

[christofferson]

....apols* Full month £3200..............  actually £32000.

[king tarzan]

wants to park her fat saggy arab ass in business class seat for flights over 2 hours

[dfg]

Up own arse, expensive chubber who sounds like a shit ton of work.

Where do I sign?

[Global_Punter]

Quite a good read, as I've punted Amira previously - I'd echo some of the etiquettes requested of punters and also vouch for her hospitality.

On another note I see why punters will critique the review, perhaps more reviews / post from OP's in future will clear the doubts.

In addition @ OP's there's a review guide ( link provided below, that you can refer to when posting up your next review if required) its easy to muddle things up - with a bit of guidance on ie  Things NOT to Say you can dodge a few bullets

As stated above in the review guide there's a Things NOT to Say section, to assist in addition to other advise on it ( hope that helps )

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Donation-wise I'd say £300 or more is down to the punter how much they spend, its their hard earned money, I have a colleague 60 + years that paid an escort €1000 a day + during a work visit to Frankfurt, just the escorts company was sufficient as he didn't have sex with her on some days but did on other occasions - if you feel the £$ is not value for money jump on another escort profile.

The price of anything is what folks are willing pay, if nobody pays, the seller will be forced to reduce cost - if some folks are happy to pay then fair play ( win / win ) price remains the same as there's a market for it.

On a final note, I'm not trying to play Dad but there's a virus out there - you might want to hold fire on punting for a while until we all know what happening ( you risk your life, the escorts & others including your family )

Looking for rate reduction at this time due to a virus is madness & careless.

Stay Healthy & Home Folks 

   

[ratedj]

Quite a good read, as I've punted Amira previously - I'd echo some of the etiquettes requested of punters and also vouch for her hospitality.

On another note I see why punters will critique the review, perhaps more reviews / post from OP's in future will clear the doubts.

In addition @ OP's there's a review guide ( link provided below, that you can refer to when posting up your next review if required) its easy to muddle things up - with a bit of guidance on ie  Things NOT to Say you can dodge a few bullets

As stated above in the review guide there's a Things NOT to Say section, to assist in addition to other advise on it ( hope that helps )

External Link/Members Only

Donation-wise I'd say £300 or more is down to the punter how much they spend, its their hard earned money, I have a colleague 60 + years that paid an escort €1000 a day + during a work visit to Frankfurt, just the escorts company was sufficient as he didn't have sex with her on some days but did on other occasions - if you feel the £$ is not value for money jump on another escort profile.

The price of anything is what folks are willing pay, if nobody pays, the seller will be forced to reduce cost - if some folks are happy to pay then fair play ( win / win ) price remains the same as there's a market for it.

On a final note, I'm not trying to play Dad but there's a virus out there - you might want to hold fire on punting for a while until we all know what happening ( you risk your life, the escorts & others including your family )

Looking for rate reduction at this time due to a virus is madness & careless.

Stay Healthy & Home Folks 

   

Wise words as always, GP. price-wise everything is relative to what one is wiling to pay. Whilst Amira may not be for everyone, remember that one person's 'fat' is another person's 'thicc.' 

[Zeusthedoc]

review reads like a shit mills and boon

[unus669]

Quite a good read, as I've punted Amira previously - I'd echo some of the etiquettes requested of punters and also vouch for her hospitality.

On another note I see why punters will critique the review, perhaps more reviews / post from OP's in future will clear the doubts.

In addition @ OP's there's a review guide ( link provided below, that you can refer to when posting up your next review if required) its easy to muddle things up - with a bit of guidance on ie  Things NOT to Say you can dodge a few bullets

As stated above in the review guide there's a Things NOT to Say section, to assist in addition to other advise on it ( hope that helps )

External Link/Members Only

Donation-wise I'd say £300 or more is down to the punter how much they spend, its their hard earned money, I have a colleague 60 + years that paid an escort €1000 a day + during a work visit to Frankfurt, just the escorts company was sufficient as he didn't have sex with her on some days but did on other occasions - if you feel the £$ is not value for money jump on another escort profile.

The price of anything is what folks are willing pay, if nobody pays, the seller will be forced to reduce cost - if some folks are happy to pay then fair play ( win / win ) price remains the same as there's a market for it.

On a final note, I'm not trying to play Dad but there's a virus out there - you might want to hold fire on punting for a while until we all know what happening ( you risk your life, the escorts & others including your family )

Looking for rate reduction at this time due to a virus is madness & careless.

Stay Healthy & Home Folks 

   

Good point about pricing  GP 

However, I can’t help thinking this WG’s pricing is not bring the turnover/footfall she envisaged. Hence we have these alleged touting and accusations of her writing this review. One thing is certain, this review raises red flags , for some contributors and rightly so.

[Payyourwaymate]

Quite a good read, as I've punted Amira previously - I'd echo some of the etiquettes requested of punters and also vouch for her hospitality.

On another note I see why punters will critique the review, perhaps more reviews / post from OP's in future will clear the doubts.

In addition @ OP's there's a review guide ( link provided below, that you can refer to when posting up your next review if required) its easy to muddle things up - with a bit of guidance on ie  Things NOT to Say you can dodge a few bullets

As stated above in the review guide there's a Things NOT to Say section, to assist in addition to other advise on it ( hope that helps )

External Link/Members Only

Donation-wise I'd say £300 or more is down to the punter how much they spend, its their hard earned money, I have a colleague 60 + years that paid an escort €1000 a day + during a work visit to Frankfurt, just the escorts company was sufficient as he didn't have sex with her on some days but did on other occasions - if you feel the £$ is not value for money jump on another escort profile.

The price of anything is what folks are willing pay, if nobody pays, the seller will be forced to reduce cost - if some folks are happy to pay then fair play ( win / win ) price remains the same as there's a market for it.

On a final note, I'm not trying to play Dad but there's a virus out there - you might want to hold fire on punting for a while until we all know what happening ( you risk your life, the escorts & others including your family )

Looking for rate reduction at this time due to a virus is madness & careless.

Stay Healthy & Home Folks 

   

I'm not bothered about her hourly pricing, although the £32k for a month had me gasping from laughing so hard when I first saw it. However, it's clear a chick wrote this review...that's my issue with the "review" of this member .

Have a look at the following quotes.


"I messaged her in a politely manner as she has certain etiquettes guys need to adhere to."

"She’s honest and straight to the point and will reply to all respectful messages."

"She has massive sofas."

"Her bedroom is a bit compact but very cosy. We were in each other’s face in a nice way."

"She genuinely loves the job she does. I didn’t feel like she was faking it."

"I recommend that guys shave and tidy up down there because she got a few hairs on her tongue. She wasn’t annoyed and was very gracious when it happened."

"We fucked a bit but the nerves got the better of me. I think she made me feel too much at ease which is my fault." (WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN???  )

There was no description of what even happened in terms of her technique, positions, skill of BJ... it sounded like a girl writing a GCSE english story of a "romantic encounter" from what she thinks is a mans perspective with a twist of advertising for herself. Even punters that write barren reviews will atleast say something like "her BJ was alright, looked like pictures, fucked her in a couple positions, left". This review is a longwinded load of waffle, typical girl speak.

[last_days_of_logan]

I'm not bothered about her hourly pricing, although the £32k for a month had me gasping from laughing so hard when I first saw it. However, it's clear a chick wrote this review...that's my issue with the "review" of this member .

Have a look at the following quotes.


"I messaged her in a politely manner as she has certain etiquettes guys need to adhere to."

"She’s honest and straight to the point and will reply to all respectful messages."

"She has massive sofas."

"Her bedroom is a bit compact but very cosy. We were in each other’s face in a nice way."

"She genuinely loves the job she does. I didn’t feel like she was faking it."

"I recommend that guys shave and tidy up down there because she got a few hairs on her tongue. She wasn’t annoyed and was very gracious when it happened."

"We fucked a bit but the nerves got the better of me. I think she made me feel too much at ease which is my fault." (WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN???  )

There was no description of what even happened in terms of her technique, positions, skill of BJ... it sounded like a girl writing a GCSE english story of a "romantic encounter" from what she thinks is a mans perspective with a twist of advertising for herself. Even punters that write barren reviews will atleast say something like "her BJ was alright, looked like pictures, fucked her in a couple positions, left". This review is a longwinded load of waffle, typical girl speak.

the review is written by her.

And its bollocks too

Drop yo prices woman, you will get business

[jordan452]

the review is written by her.

And its bollocks too

Drop yo prices woman, you will get business

This is a scandal 

[Jerk Chicken]

I see this as just a review lacking the details we have become accustomed to from more seasoned punters.

There is not much there that screams tout given her price point. S/he if indeed that is the case could have gone way further. No details of the fuck, BJ skills, how long the meet was etc.

Lots of statements are made without supporting info e.g being fully shaved but OP gives no details as to how he arrived at that conclusion or nerves getting the better of him. A lot of the comments in the review could have come out during pre/post punt convo but he does not say.

As I said the review simply lacks detail and OP should really be given the benefit of the doubt.

[last_days_of_logan]

I see this as just a review lacking the details we have become accustomed to from more seasoned punters.

There is not much there that screams tout given her price point. S/he if indeed that is the case could have gone way further. No details of the fuck, BJ skills, how long the meet was etc.

Lots of statements are made without supporting info e.g being fully shaved but OP gives no details as to how he arrived at that conclusion or nerves getting the better of him. A lot of the comments in the review could have come out during pre/post punt convo but he does not say.

As I said the review simply lacks detail and OP should really be given the benefit of the doubt.

Incredible how we can be so far apart

Almost everything screams tout or written by the SP. Most of what is said in that 'review' comes across as a promotion....how you cant see any sort of touting vibe is the part that makes me wonder if i am reading too much into the review, which i honestly do not think i am at all

i could read this 100 times and still not come to your conclusion

[Jerk Chicken]

Incredible how we can be so far apart

Almost everything screams tout or written by the SP. Most of what is said in that 'review' comes across as a promotion....how you cant see any sort of touting vibe is the part that makes me wonder if i am reading too much into the review, which i honestly do not think i am at all

i could read this 100 times and still not come to your conclusion

If you truly dissect the review there is not much there by way of touting.

It lacks lots of essential detail in "tout land". The only detail of note is her physical description.

Talking about the sofa size, being shaved and nice personality I see these as just minor fluff and things he probably picked up in pre/post convo. Infact I think he mentioned the sofa size because it was probably a better place to fuck than her bedroom which he says is compact.

Crucially he does not say:-

- how long he stayed for his 300 queens heads
- How the fuck was in any detail
- what positions they did
- is she up for a sustained fuck
- Up for multiple pops even if he did not manage it himself
- hygiene

We also have the benefit of Global Punters review which supports the personality aspects.

To me, if this is touting, then he should give up coz he is shit at it. I take it as a genuine, but a tad fluffy, review.
 

[winkywanky]

I would tend to agree with that.

Also, the OP says: "We fucked a bit but the nerves got the better of me. I think she made me feel too much at ease which is my fault.

The short time we fucked, it was great. She was tight. And her moans sounded real.

The nerves got the better of me during this experience but one thing she said was (that I loved) I want you to cum. Sadly though I didn’t."


Why put that slight negative in if it were the girl herself writing it? Everyone knows a WG saying 'cum baby' is undesirable for a punter (unless you're clearly about to unleash down her throat). And surely she'd say it was 'the best orgasm I ever had' or similar, rather than 'I couldn't quite cum'?

[Payyourwaymate]

I would tend to agree with that.

Also, the OP says: "We fucked a bit but the nerves got the better of me. I think she made me feel too much at ease which is my fault.

The short time we fucked, it was great. She was tight. And her moans sounded real.

The nerves got the better of me during this experience but one thing she said was (that I loved) I want you to cum. Sadly though I didn’t."


Why put that slight negative in if it were the girl herself writing it? Everyone knows a WG saying 'cum baby' is undesirable for a punter (unless you're clearly about to unleash down her throat). And surely she'd say it was 'the best orgasm I ever had' or similar, rather than 'I couldn't quite cum'?

Because she wants the review to sound geniune and authentic my good sir. 

[bonapati]

Incredible how we can be so far apart

Almost everything screams tout or written by the SP. Most of what is said in that 'review' comes across as a promotion....how you cant see any sort of touting vibe is the part that makes me wonder if i am reading too much into the review, which i honestly do not think i am at all

i could read this 100 times and still not come to your conclusion

+1

[Jerk Chicken]

Because she wants the review to sound geniune and authentic my good sir. 

Okay let's put a different spin on this.

Let's say the review is genuine.

1. What in this review would make you part with 300 hard earn?

2. Would you not want to know you will get your full hour?

3. Would you not want to know multiple pops were on offer ?

4 Would you not want to know a mega clean fanny would greet you/no BO et al?

5 So she has a phat arse by all accounts. Would you not want to know you can drill her hard in doggy .. many punters including a few who have contributed to this thread have been denied doggy so could not admire the arse in question?

6 Would you not want to know she can climb on top and ride dick like in a Latino video ?

I put it to you chaps there is nothing in this review that would make me book this one be it she was 120 or 200 or 300p/h. Not one sentence makes me think I need to get into this ones knickers as soon as punting lockdown is over. Not one! Neither is there one sentence in the review that screams tout.

So if s/he wrote it and/or tout then I truly have to say I hope she is significantly better at fucking/sucking dick then she is at writing reviews about herself or putting up a tout to do it for her.

[king tarzan]

Okay let's put a different spin on this.

Let's say the review is genuine.

1. What in this review would make you part with 300 hard earn?

2. Would you not want to know you will get your full hour?

3. Would you not want to know multiple pops were on offer ?

4 Would you not want to know a mega clean fanny would greet you/no BO et al?

5 So she has a phat arse by all accounts. Would you not want to know you can drill her hard in doggy .. many punters including a few who have contributed to this thread have been denied doggy so could not admire the arse in question?

6 Would you not want to know she can climb on top and ride dick like in a Latino video ?

I put it to you chaps there is nothing in this review that would make me book this one be it she was 120 or 200 or 300p/h. Not one sentence makes me think I need to get into this ones knickers as soon as punting lockdown is over. Not one! Neither is there one sentence in the review that screams tout.

So if s/he wrote it and/or tout then I truly have to say I hope she is significantly better at fucking/sucking dick then she is at writing reviews about herself or putting up a tout to do it for her.

£300 for a fat ugly 🐖... truly would need the £32,000 pcm  (in her fucken dreams) for major major physical construction surgery all round survey..

[bonapati]

Okay let's put a different spin on this.

Let's say the review is genuine.

1. What in this review would make you part with 300 hard earn?

2. Would you not want to know you will get your full hour?

3. Would you not want to know multiple pops were on offer ?

4 Would you not want to know a mega clean fanny would greet you/no BO et al?

5 So she has a phat arse by all accounts. Would you not want to know you can drill her hard in doggy .. many punters including a few who have contributed to this thread have been denied doggy so could not admire the arse in question?

6 Would you not want to know she can climb on top and ride dick like in a Latino video ?

I put it to you chaps there is nothing in this review that would make me book this one be it she was 120 or 200 or 300p/h. Not one sentence makes me think I need to get into this ones knickers as soon as punting lockdown is over. Not one! Neither is there one sentence in the review that screams tout.

So if s/he wrote it and/or tout then I truly have to say I hope she is significantly better at fucking/sucking dick then she is at writing reviews about herself or putting up a tout to do it for her.

i will bet my last dime this review is NOT genuine!

The fact that you keep using the term S/he is enough to conclude that even you have doubts on whether the review is genuine.

What punter says stuff like "She has big sofas" and "She really loves her job"

A genuine punter would have tried to proof the doubters wrong by rewriiting the review with more details.

This lockdown is worse (and damaging) than half term!

[winkywanky]

Because she wants the review to sound geniune and authentic my good sir. 

You're quite possibly attributing far more intelligence and nous to a WG than is the accepted norm  .

[The Film Director]

Not one sentence makes me think I need to get into this ones knickers as soon as punting lockdown is over.

What?  Not even the massive sofas. 

[last_days_of_logan]

If you truly dissect the review there is not much there by way of touting.

It lacks lots of essential detail in "tout land". The only detail of note is her physical description.

Talking about the sofa size, being shaved and nice personality I see these as just minor fluff and things he probably picked up in pre/post convo. Infact I think he mentioned the sofa size because it was probably a better place to fuck than her bedroom which he says is compact.

Crucially he does not say:-

- how long he stayed for his 300 queens heads
- How the fuck was in any detail
- what positions they did
- is she up for a sustained fuck
- Up for multiple pops even if he did not manage it himself
- hygiene

We also have the benefit of Global Punters review which supports the personality aspects.

To me, if this is touting, then he should give up coz he is shit at it. I take it as a genuine, but a tad fluffy, review.

but all that lack of information means that you do not set bars for what the SP SHOULD be providing.

MOST touting posts lack that information, its a staple of a touting post! its one of the biggest giveaways

a WG writing this wont want to say "we fucked every single second of the meet and it went on sweat and hard and DFK throughout...cause now she has to work to that standard. rather she would say "i wont tell you what went on cause i am a gentleman but it was great"

i could list the details mentioned there that puts it in the tout zone so easily...the whole thing is riddled with it

[Meursault]

but all that lack of information means that you do not set bars for what the SP SHOULD be providing.

MOST touting posts lack that information, its a staple of a touting post! its one of the biggest giveaways

a WG writing this wont want to say "we fucked every single second of the meet and it went on sweat and hard and DFK throughout...cause now she has to work to that standard. rather she would say "i wont tell you what went on cause i am a gentleman but it was great"

i could list the details mentioned there that puts it in the tout zone so easily...the whole thing is riddled with it

+1
It's CLEARLY a huge piece of touting.
Just as annoying as the overblown delusional drivel on her profile.
Even the name of the reviewer Yali sounds like a Spanish/Columbian girl's name Yalitza

[Amluthar]

As someone that's seen her. I might be able to defend OP a little. She has a real problem with Ukpunting and so I had to make my review vague enough that she could not identify me. Maybe OP just went a bit far with the vagueness?

[Jerk Chicken]

i will bet my last dime this review is NOT genuine!

The fact that you keep using the term S/he is enough to conclude that even you have doubts on whether the review is genuine.

What punter says stuff like "She has big sofas" and "She really loves her job"

A genuine punter would have tried to proof the doubters wrong by rewriiting the review with more details.

This lockdown is worse (and damaging) than half term!

Firstly the sofas, to me, is a poor attempt to describe the ambience a nice feel good factor and IMO a better place to fuck due to size than the bed but OP wanted the bedroom feel up to him. Of course I have no idea if this is Amira and/or tout just trying to be objective going by the details presented in the review.

Secondly we have countless reviews from punters eluding to the fact that the SP loves her job but we don't scream tout. How many times have you seen the phrase "Either she was really enjoying it or she is a dam good actress" This means the same thing to me just a different choice of words. I just can't escape the bare facts; nothing in thst review would make either you or me book. That's the bottom line however we want to dress it up as touting.

Got to agree with you on lockdown that said I am wondering what type of punter I will be when lockdown is over. The absence of paid pussy on demand has made me look at some of the real SHITE punts I have had in a completely different light!

[Jerk Chicken]

+1
It's CLEARLY a huge piece of touting.
Just as annoying as the overblown delusional drivel on her profile.
Even the name of the reviewer Yali sounds like a Spanish/Columbian girl's name Yalitza

Looking at your reviews her overblown delusional drivel is triple to quadruple the price point of your typical punt so I get why she might rub you up the wrong way. That said her UKP batting score  is 5-0-0.

Can 5 UKP reviewers all be wrong ? ... does she have secret negatives out there that have not been reviewed possibly but as things stand nobody has left disappointed after shelling out 250+ to fuck her.

So your delusional comment IMHO is way off the mark. Some punters have no issue with 300 queens heads it is what it is

[Payyourwaymate]

Okay let's put a different spin on this.

Let's say the review is genuine.

1. What in this review would make you part with 300 hard earn?

2. Would you not want to know you will get your full hour?

3. Would you not want to know multiple pops were on offer ?

4 Would you not want to know a mega clean fanny would greet you/no BO et al?

5 So she has a phat arse by all accounts. Would you not want to know you can drill her hard in doggy .. many punters including a few who have contributed to this thread have been denied doggy so could not admire the arse in question?

6 Would you not want to know she can climb on top and ride dick like in a Latino video ?

I put it to you chaps there is nothing in this review that would make me book this one be it she was 120 or 200 or 300p/h. Not one sentence makes me think I need to get into this ones knickers as soon as punting lockdown is over. Not one! Neither is there one sentence in the review that screams tout.

So if s/he wrote it and/or tout then I truly have to say I hope she is significantly better at fucking/sucking dick then she is at writing reviews about herself or putting up a tout to do it for her.

The points you make are exactly why I think a girl wrote this. A girl would not think of any of these points that you have mentioned which is why in my post explaining why I thought it was a chick I said "it sounded like a girl writing a GCSE english story of a "romantic encounter" from what she thinks is a mans perspective with a twist of advertising for herself. Even punters that write barren reviews will atleast say something like "her BJ was alright, looked like pictures, fucked her in a couple positions, left". This review is a longwinded load of waffle, typical girl speak. ". You are too gracious by giving OP the benefit of a doubt that their review is genuine.

Even the description of her is in woman speak "Her pictures are accurate. She is a thick girl with curves in the right places. Her face is beautiful with beauty spots above the right of her lips and under her nose. Her arse is to die for. Her tits are real as they were soft airbags. She’s has massive nipples which I like. Her lips are big and are so kissable.". Have you come across a male that would describe a woman like this? The writing style of the review and her AW profile is quite similar would you not say? Have a look at her profile, how it's structured and written...and have a look at this review.

If this poster is genuinely a man then my goodness I'll eat my words.

[Meursault]

Looking at your reviews her overblown delusional drivel is triple to quadruple the price point of your typical punt so I get why she might rub you up the wrong way. That said her UKP batting score  is 5-0-0.

Can 5 UKP reviewers all be wrong ? ... does she have secret negatives out there that have not been reviewed possibly but as things stand nobody has left disappointed after shelling out 250+ to fuck her.

So your delusional comment IMHO is way off the mark. Some punters have no issue with 300 queens heads it is what it is

That's a bit patronising, fellow punter.
As it happens, I am not worried about her price point. It's not that which is annoying. There are lots of girls charging £200+, who look and sound great, that I'd love to see if wealthier. Several at Diva for starters.
It's the obvious touting and her plentiful petit-bougeoise blurb that annoys me. She fucks for money for God's sake.

[Jerk Chicken]

The points you make are exactly why I think a girl wrote this. A girl would not think of any of these points that you have mentioned which is why in my post explaining why I thought it was a chick I said "it sounded like a girl writing a GCSE english story of a "romantic encounter" from what she thinks is a mans perspective with a twist of advertising for herself. Even punters that write barren reviews will atleast say something like "her BJ was alright, looked like pictures, fucked her in a couple positions, left". This review is a longwinded load of waffle, typical girl speak. ". You are too gracious by giving OP the benefit of a doubt that their review is genuine.

Even the description of her is in woman speak "Her pictures are accurate. She is a thick girl with curves in the right places. Her face is beautiful with beauty spots above the right of her lips and under her nose. Her arse is to die for. Her tits are real as they were soft airbags. She’s has massive nipples which I like. Her lips are big and are so kissable.". Have you come across a male that would describe a woman like this? The writing style of the review and her AW profile is quite similar would you not say? Have a look at her profile, how it's structured and written...and have a look at this review.

If this poster is genuinely a man then my goodness I'll eat my words.

I hear ya and perhaps I have genuinely missed something.

However we are aware from other reviewers she is aware of UKP and what is written about her. It is therefore reasonable to assume she would be aware how to write a review non tout style that promotes her well. Even if she didn't know herself then one of her fan boys could easily oblige. Further if she has a problem with UKP why would she seek to promote her services on a forum she despises where the average price per punt/per review is significantly below £300 by some distance I may add.

I think what many are missing is there is nothing of substance it borders on a non-review. Newbies have been hammered on here for posting bare minimum details but not called a tout.

I think the real issue here is her price-point in comparison to her perceived looks hence she devides  opinion. This is not uncommon on this forum when a WG post rates post £250. Some have even called her fat n ugly or an overpriced xyz posting petit-bougeoise blurb despite never visited or suggest she drops her price to increase business.

Yes I am going against the grain but she has been fucking for cash a long time; I am convinced one of her flunkys would have advised her how to write and post a good solid review albeit fake to deceive UKP.

[Payyourwaymate]

I hear ya and perhaps I have genuinely missed something.

However we are aware from other reviewers she is aware of UKP and what is written about her. It is therefore reasonable to assume she would be aware how to write a review non tout style that promotes her well. Even if she didn't know herself then one of her fan boys could easily oblige. Further if she has a problem with UKP why would she seek to promote her services on a forum she despises where the average price per punt/per review is significantly below £300 by some distance I may add.

I think what many are missing is there is nothing of substance it borders on a non-review. Newbies have been hammered on here for posting bare minimum details but not called a tout.

I think the real issue here is her price-point in comparison to her perceived looks hence she devides  opinion. This is not uncommon on this forum when a WG post rates post £250. Some have even called her fat n ugly or an overpriced xyz posting petit-bougeoise blurb despite never visited or suggest she drops her price to increase business.

Yes I am going against the grain but she has been fucking for cash a long time; I am convinced one of her flunkys would have advised her how to write and post a good solid review albeit fake to deceive UKP.

Fair points you have made  . Regarding her price point, I get why she is trying to charge that. The way her profile is constructed, she is trying to appeal the the "high flying" career punter that believes you get what you pay for even with women. I do not blame her for trying...although, one of her fans should tell her to lose a lot more weight. She would not even qualify to be a yacth girl, yet alone try to snag the sort of customer she is trying to go for to pay £30K for a month.

As for the review, I guess the verdict will remain out on that one  .

[Royd30]

OMG OMG those prices shall we put her to bed and no further comments so she is always at the top of this forum......let’s leave her to it please

[Jerk Chicken]

OMG OMG those prices shall we put her to bed and no further comments so she is always at the top of this forum......let’s leave her to it please

You know this is why I love UKP does give me joke!

So your last review was when? .. since then have you been lurking playing with your dick over other punters reviews?

Your batting score is the direct opposite of this SP 0-0-5 

Have you ever had a decent punt? ... perhaps you should go fuck this one ..statistically speaking it will be your first positive review worth 300 smackers (to you) IMHO 

And yeah I expect you to trot out the standard lame bubble-shit  "I have had many good punts I just don't review"

Whatever!

[unus669]

You know this is why I love UKP does give me joke!

So your last review was when? .. since then have you been lurking playing with your dick over other punters reviews?

Your batting score is the direct opposite of this SP 0-0-5 

Have you ever had a decent punt? ... perhaps you should go fuck this one ..statistically speaking it will be your first positive review worth 300 smackers (to you) IMHO 

And yeah I expect you to trot out the standard lame bubble-shit  "I have had many good punts I just don't review"

Whatever!

Ouch 

[Global_Punter]

The point here is simple, some SP's get loads of request for appointments at a certain rate which means they cant see everyone, some try to see all ( sausage factory ) & get burnt out.

They may decide to see less & a certain clientele so they raise the rate, some folks will say sure " I will pay " business goes on

Most folks in Sports ( PT's ), Public Speakers etc increase rate due to demand or not wanting loads of work, maybe a few manageable slots - trust there someone that will still pay ( what do you except ? )
         

[Payyourwaymate]

The point here is simple, some SP's get loads of request for appointments at a certain rate which means they cant see everyone, some try to see all ( sausage factory ) & get burnt out.

They may decide to see less & a certain clientele so they raise the rate, some folks will say sure " I will pay " business goes on

Most folks in Sports ( PT's ), Public Speakers etc increase rate due to demand or not wanting loads of work, maybe a few manageable slots - trust there someone that will still pay ( what do you except ? )
       

I don't think anyone here has a problem with that theory GP. I think the main issue people had is that they think her looks do not match her rates. I think if she lost weight then her looks will come close to matching what she wants to charge hourly combined with her "stellar GFE service" (Minus the £30K month rental fee) as she is relatively attractive. However lets be honest, the clientele she wants don't deal with girls her size....they want a slim pretty trophy girl. She's shooting above her weight and hoping it sticks as she seems to have quite a bit of social acumen in providing her customers with a great experience as noted in previous real reviews. Girls that are prettier than this girl still can't even secure the type of clientele she wants and she thinks she can find a solid 6 figure +££££ guy that's going to put up with her and pay a long term rental fee of 4 and 5 figure amounts for her time?

GP.... we both know that's not happening.

[longoneforyou]

Lads, I am not Amira.

I liked her service and that’s all.

If this is causing an issue, I’ll just delete my post and be more critical when I put up a review about an escort I’ve met.

I don’t want to delete post but if the admin team think it’s good for me to do so, I shall.

Honestly, I am the biggest softie you’ll meet (if you ever meet me).

Yali / Amira why would anyone want to meet you ? unless you are indeed Amira  ! then I would 

[blackd2103]

The review does seem supicious. On the other hand i was initially viewed with suspicion when i posted my first review a couple of years ago (entirely my fault as I was pretty naieve in regards to punting/review etiquette back then). OP the language used does seem too feminine and fluffy. If you are genuine then take the skepticism on board change the language used when posting reviews in future. I am sure you are quite eager to prove everyone wong and that you are legit lol