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Offline standardpostage

Midnight Mass. Netflix. Drama / horror. 2021. Seven episodes. Really, really, really good.
Made me jump quite a few times. Intelligent movie. Great acting. 9 out of 10. Recommended.
Stars Kate Siegel.
Samantha Sloyan plays a character you will  hate, in this drama.

Offline Problem Child

After a couple of days in bed feeling under the weather I thought I’d watch some mindless shit, so stuck on the telly on Friday night and  saw there was a brand new Arthurian Axxxxxx original film starring Dev Patel “The Green Knight”
That’ll do some formulaic, forgettable, action, commercial  bullshit..
Nope it’s none of those things.
Tbh I’m not exactly sure what it is, but it’s bloody brilliant. Strangely , it owes a lot to Wes Anderson in terms of cinematography and structure, but completely different tone. It’s gritty, trippy with very little actual sword play, but still gripping. Shades of heart of darkness maybe and explores themes of destiny, betrayal, power and corruption (and the  link between these 2) , so pretty standard hero’s journey themes, but  presented in a very non-standard way.
I wanted forgettable bullshit and 2 days later I still can’t stop thinking about it. Definitely one to watch a few times to pick everything up.
It’s good to see Auteur stuff like this being made by Axxxxxx and Netflix whether you think the films work or not.

Afterwards I found “Exit Wounds” starring Steve Seagall and DMX on Netflix and that scratched the mindless itch..
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Offline The0neAnd0nly

After a couple of days in bed feeling under the weather I thought I’d watch some mindless shit, so stuck on the telly on Friday night and  saw there was a brand new Arthurian Axxxxxx original film starring Dev Patel “The Green Knight”
That’ll do some formulaic, forgettable, action, commercial  bullshit..
Nope it’s none of those things.
Tbh I’m not exactly sure what it is, but it’s bloody brilliant. Strangely , it owes a lot to Wes Anderson in terms of cinematography and structure, but completely different tone. It’s gritty, trippy with very little actual sword play, but still gripping. Shades of heart of darkness maybe and explores themes of destiny, betrayal, power and corruption (and the  link between these 2) , so pretty standard hero’s journey themes, but  presented in a very non-standard way.
I wanted forgettable bullshit and 2 days later I still can’t stop thinking about it. Definitely one to watch a few times to pick everything up.
It’s good to see Auteur stuff like this being made by Axxxxxx and Netflix whether you think the films work or not.

Afterwards I found “Exit Wounds” starring Steve Seagall and DMX on Netflix and that scratched the mindless itch..

Oh great news I saw a trailer for the Green Knight a few months ago and really wanted to watch it. Thought it was going to be released at the cinema didnt know it was coming out on the A platform.

Will watch it this week!!

Offline WDFORTE

SQUID GAME - Netflix.  9.5/10

Very much like the very brilliant Alice in Borderland, dubbed not subtitled.  Korean macabre survival game show.

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Offline Gordon Bennett

I started watching a film called Guns Akimbo on Prime but gave up after 20mins due to it being awful. I thought it might have been daft but okay, say like Crank, but it was just shit.
Daniel Ratcliffe gets kidnapped and ends up in some sort of battle (like Running Man) streamed on Internet. He has guns surgically grafted/bolted onto his hands. Very gory with lots of blood but it just don't work.
Not recommended.

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SQUID GAME - Netflix.  9.5/10

Very much like the very brilliant Alice in Borderland, dubbed not subtitled.  Korean macabre survival game show.

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Oh it's binge worthy.
This looks exciting and well shot  :thumbsup:

Offline Ghost89

This looks exciting and well shot  :thumbsup:

I found it interesting when the game started. A bit tedious before and after. Having said that I’ve only watched 2 episodes.

Offline standardpostage

The Green Knight. Wonderfully weird. 10 out of 10. Unique film. Seen at Everyman cinema.
Fantasy, adventure, drama. Great soundtrack. Good story, well told.
Stars Dev Patel and Alicia Vikander.

Offline Ghost89

I’ve been rewatching Shooter on Netflix. An intelligent action series based on the Bob Lee Swagger books. Made as a movie with Mark Wahlberg. The series has Ryan Phillippe as Swagger this time. Great bingeworthy show that unfortunately was axed after 3 seasons.

Offline WDFORTE

The Green Knight. Wonderfully weird. 10 out of 10. Unique film. Seen at Everyman cinema.
Fantasy, adventure, drama. Great soundtrack. Good story, well told.
Stars Dev Patel and Alicia Vikander.

Now on Prime, might give it a go this weekend.

Offline The Film Director

The Toll (2021) - VERY low budget Welsh black comedy/thriller, starring the great Michael Smiley.  It has been compared to a (low budget) Coen Brothers film with some quirky humour and violence (and with hints - music - of a spaghetti western).  I would compare it more to some films by Ben Wheatley (low budget, etc) .... Down Terrace, Sightseers, etc.  Also stars two Welsh birds from the TV series Hidden.

It also reminded me a bit of the John Michael McDonagh film, The Guard, with Brendon Gleeson, though it's nowhere near as good.

Saw it on Curzon Home for a fiver.

Offline Gordon Bennett

Saw the new Bond film. Very good and a fitting closure of Daniel Craig's Bond.
Didn't feel like nearly 3hrs and rattles along nicely. You possibly need to be up to speed with the recent films, particularly those involving SPECTRE, but other than that it's very simple, possibly overly so, to follow. Can't really say too much as the script is a series of revelations and impossible to discuss without spoiling it.
I only needed to nip out for a piss once so I did well there I think.
Deffo one to see at the cinema :thumbsup:

Offline tantric talents

Now on Prime, might give it a go this weekend.
Watched it last night. Interesting treatment apart from a few bits watching paint dry surrealistically.
Don’t really understand why they had to change the ending from the original though. Would just leave you confused if you weren’t aware of the legend story.

Offline Problem Child

Watched it last night. Interesting treatment apart from a few bits watching paint dry surrealistically.
Don’t really understand why they had to change the ending from the original though. Would just leave you confused if you weren’t aware of the legend story.

Having watched it again this week, but not  wanting to give anything away, I think he changed the ending coz he wanted to use the story as a modern ecological fable. The green knight is the planet, saying to us the time for  talking is over, it’s time for action. Don’t really think I can say much more without getting toward spoiler territory..
What I’m not sure about is the reason for using the same actor in 2 different roles and the mother’s motivations. Well I think i get her motivation at the start, but she seems to flip flop a couple of times in the film. (Maybe , how the US flip flops on environmental issues depending on who’s elected :unknown: )

 Dev Patel is bloody brilliant though.
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Offline sir wanksalot

Do we all watch a film to the end even if we think it's going to be shit or does anyone abort when we believe it ain't getting any better?

Offline cotton

Do we all watch a film to the end even if we think it's going to be shit or does anyone abort when we believe it ain't getting any better?
I abort when i realise its shit  :hi:

Offline mr.bluesky

I abort when i realise its shit  :hi:

Likewise depending how long the film is. If doesn't hold my interest after at least half an out I bail out.

Offline standardpostage

Do we all watch a film to the end even if we think it's going to be shit or does anyone abort when we believe it ain't getting any better?
Abort  :(  (If watching Netflix)

If at the cinema, tend to stay.

Although I always  read reviews, (Rotten Tomatoes) before I go, so most of the time, I enjoy  :)

Offline ulstersubbie

Do we all watch a film to the end even if we think it's going to be shit or does anyone abort when we believe it ain't getting any better?

Personally I believe in persevering right to the end. I would feel like a cheat if I for instance discussed a film with someone, but hadn't watched it in its entirety.

Offline PunterNumber69

Infinite on Prime - nice special effects, bad story. I'm glad I didn't pay to watch that at the cinema.

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Likewise depending how long the film is. If doesn't hold my interest after at least half an out I bail out.
Same... Don’t bail on films that often, but if a film is exceptionally dull or cack , then usually by 20 to 30 mins in I’ll make a choice and invariably decide to ditch it. The most recent one I dumped was Outside the Wire - Anthony Mackie as some super cyborg captain in the Marines sent to do something or other behind enemy lines. Dull and mediocre action film.

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Do the right thing..

Takes me back to my younger youthful years❤️❤️🥊🥊🥊
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Offline Chorley

Infinite on Amazon Prime. Sci Fi action film starring Mark Wahlberg. One of the worst films I've ever seen. I gave up half way through it was that bad.  :thumbsdown:

Offline The0neAnd0nly

Squid Game - Netflix

Suprised no one has mentioned it yet (that I can see) but started this over the weekend and its absolutely brilliant. I'm 4 episodes in out of 9 and so far definitely worth the hype. Hunger Games meets Black Mirror meets Battle Royale. Goes in directions you dont really expect which is good

I started it in English dub but was too off putting so changed it to the original Korean with English subtitles and enjoying it much more!!

Offline standardpostage

No Time To Die. James Bond. Cinema. 7 out of 10 for me.

Certificate 12A. Decent film. Nothing exceptional about it though.

Lea Seydoux, I thought played a good quality part.
David Dencik, as the scientist, I think was rubbish.

Usual car chases, explosions, shooting and fighting.

Theme song, not good, by Billie Eilish.

Some dialogue not clear, could not understand what they were saying. Sort of quite and mumbling.

Would I see again = no.

Offline Chorley

1917 on Netflix. Wow! What a film! The first 9 minutes is one continous shot and an absolute marvel of acting, direction, logisitics and cinematography . The remaining hour and 50 minutes is a technical masterpeice, an emotional rollercoater and an absolute cinematic triumph.
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Offline The0neAnd0nly

Finished Squid Game - unfortunately the second half of the series wasnt as good as the first. The best game is the very first one (there are 6 games in total) so everything else feels quite tame in comparison.

Still worth watching though, I'd give the whole series 8 out of 10!

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The Great British Bake Off starts tonight. 8pm Channel 4.

I hope Freya, age 19, wins. Stunning looking.

I have to watch it with my other half.

The black girl with the fro looks like she'd be "fun" in bed.

Offline ulstersubbie

Tuftland (2017). Textile student accepts a summer job at an isolated eco village, but things are not what they seem. Billed as a horror, this is more of a mystery and a very weird one indeed. Mildly interesting if slightly confusing, Finland as a nation produces some real celluloid oddities.

Offline Ghost89

Watched Kate on Netflix. Nothing original but quite entertaining nonetheless.

Offline Gordon Bennett

Found this quirky little film on Amazon Prime called Killing Gunther.

Gunther is a mysterious crack hitman. A motley bunch of ragtag hitmen (and lady) decide to assassinate Gunther in order to enhance their reps.They employ a documentary team to record their mission so the film is loosely a POV effort but with proper cameras, none of that annoying "found footage" stuff.

Its an amusing "action/comedy". Vibe is sort of like "What We Do In The Shadows" TV series, ludicrous but funny.

What sets it apart is Gunther is played by Arnold Schwartzenneger. Admittedly he only properly appears in last 15 mins but he's quite a hoot.

Only 90 mins and I found it refreshingly low-key, different and amusing. If you can laugh at silly stuff like Napoleon Dynamite you should enjoy this.

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Just watched last weeks 24 hours in police custody
Had a rom who tan brothels, showed him kicking the fuck out of women.
Proper scumbag trafficking shithead.

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Just watched last weeks 24 hours in police custody
Had a rom who ran brothels, showed him kicking the fuck out of women.
Proper scumbag trafficking shithead.
Yes,it was very disturbing.

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Finished Squid Game - unfortunately the second half of the series wasnt as good as the first. The best game is the very first one (there are 6 games in total) so everything else feels quite tame in comparison.

Still worth watching though, I'd give the whole series 8 out of 10!
Seen it. Very good. I enjoyed. Bit like, The Hunger Games "but" much, much better.

Offline Chorley

Firebase" on Netflix, which is part of the wider "Oats Studio" project by Neil Blomkamp who directed the excellent District 9 and Elysium. External Link/Members Only

Think Predator, Watchmen and Apocolypse Now condensed into 25 minutes and you're about right. Absolutely superb and blows the vast majority of overblown Hollywood bollocks into the bushes.

Somebody needs to throw a shit load of money at Neil Blomkamp to make this into a series.  :thumbsup:
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Firebase" on Netflix, which is part of the wider "Oats Studio" project by Neil Blomkamp who directed the excellent District 9 and Elysium. External Link/Members Only

Think Predator, Watchmen and Apocolypse Now condensed into 25 minutes and you're about right. Absolutely superb and blows the vast majority of overblown Hollywood bollocks into the bushes.

Somebody needs to throw a shit load of money at Neil Blomkamp to make this into a series.  :thumbsup:

Sounds great Chorley will check it out. Still waiting patiently for the long rumoured District 9 follow up... "those fooking prawns!"

Offline ik8133

Just finished watching all of Sex Education on Netfix. Just liked the feel of it, acting was brilliant and was really funny, covering some serious issues as well.

Offline Dickled

Just watched last weeks 24 hours in police custody
Had a rom who tan brothels, showed him kicking the fuck out of women.
Proper scumbag trafficking shithead.
Watched it last week. One of his victims was a girl of 14, one a granny.
Not a regular user of the F word, but what a vile, fucking scumbag.
Relieved when it showed him being caught at the end, but he hadn't been sentenced when it finished.
I hope they throw away the key.

Offline Dickled

I have an A. Prime subscription. I notice an extra service has recently appeared, IMDb TV.
There was an A.Original series I'd been hoping to watch "Alex Rider" which was free with a subscription, but, but they're now charging £9.99 to watch it.
However, I see it's also turned up on IMDb TV, and is free to watch, the only drawback being you have to sit through a few commercials as well.

Offline tantric talents

"Alex Rider" which was free with a subscription, but, but they're now charging £9.99 to watch it.
However, I see it's also turned up on IMDb TV, and is free to watch, the only drawback being you have to sit through a few commercials as well.
Yes it’s quite good. Not sure if they have commissioned a second season.
I’d be prepared to tolerate the ads. I just hit the mute button and browse ukp until they’re over  :D

Offline standardpostage

Malignant. Cinema. Horror / thriller / mystery. 2021. Cert 18.

Plenty of gore. Great film (if you like horror). 7 out of 10. A change from your normal horror.

Decent story, with a very original ending. Stars Annabelle Wallis.

Offline ulstersubbie

100 Bloody Acres (2012). Australian horror comedy that provides some bright moments but could have been sharper and a lot darker in terms of humour. Worth a look.

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Caught up with all 4 episodes  of "Manhunt - the night stalker" from ITV while laid up with a broken arm.  Good TV, good to see Martin Clunes  in a straight  role.

Offline ulstersubbie

Classic Double Bill:

The Woman In The Window (1944). Fritz Lang's timeless film noir. A naive academic unwittingly becomes involved in deception and murder. Edward G Robinson and the criminally underrated Joan Bennett take the main roles.

Night Moves (1975). A cracking seventies neo noir that appears old fashioned but is very modern for the period. Gene Hackman's private eye is awash in a labyrinthine mystery that he never fully comprehends.

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Classic Double Bill:

The Woman In The Window (1944). Fritz Lang's timeless film noir. A naive academic unwittingly becomes involved in deception and murder. Edward G Robinson and the criminally underrated Joan Bennett take the main roles.

Night Moves (1975). A cracking seventies neo noir that appears old fashioned but is very modern for the period. Gene Hackman's private eye is awash in a labyrinthine mystery that he never fully comprehends.

Both excellent films US.  Lang and Bennett were also paired in 1941's Man Hunt (about a plot to assassinate Hitler), Bennett was of course still very easy on the eye, but did put on a terrible 'Dick van Dyke-like' cockney accent.   :D

Offline PunterNumber69

Black Widow on Disney+ - pretty good.

Offline MilleMiglia

The Fifth Cord, an early 70's giallo, with Franco Nero:

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Not a great film, but the actresses are presentable, and it looks good, with some nice shots. The cinematographer went on to greater things:

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The Fifth Cord, an early 70's giallo, with Franco Nero:

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Not a great film, but the actresses are presentable, and it looks good, with some nice shots. The cinematographer went on to greater things:

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Good shout Mille. The Conformist is an interesting Italian film from that period. I saw it years ago but will view again, cheers.   :hi: