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1 hour @ £120

Thought I'd have a last dash before the lockdown.

Standard comms.  Was quoted at an extra £20 for cim, £30 for anal and owo is "included".

Arrived at the flat behind ERS and it's the girl in the pictures.  She's brazilian and facially not anywhere near as pretty as the pictures.  she's not ugly but average at best with cock eyes  :wackogirl:.  Seems completely unconcerned about the whole "pandemic". 

Nice body, good arse.  Freshly done, fake tits with have a nice shape but look plastic and heavily scarred underneath.  Speaks reasonably good English.  Not unfriendly but not as friendly as the Latina types usually are.

The room was also a converted beedroom/kitchen.  Adequate.

Not a single hint of kissing anything.  As soon as I was remotely semi, she whipped out the rubber.  Couldn't be fucked arguing.  Also moaned about how she likes being tounged.  Never once had a complaint before.  Make of that, what you will.  Decent head but still disappointing, due to "her" earlier text.

Sex was alright but could've been better.  tight pussy but even in doggy was a bit too far away.  Eventually just grabbed her, hammered and finished. 

Was given a half arsed massage occasionally, when she could pull herself away from her fucking phone.  Even had both hands for a continuous 5 seconds, at one point.  :yahoo:

I turned back over, with over 20 minutes to go, and she asked where I'm off to next, my job and if i wanted a shower.

So, services not as advertised.  Facially uglier than the touched up pictures and a lazy, shitty attitude that would be better suited to an EE.

Was sorely tempted to have another punt straight away, but I'm done for now. 
« Last Edit: March 21, 2020, 06:08:37 pm by Matrix »

Offline The Man With No Name

She's brazilian and facially not anywhere near as pretty as the pictures.  she's not ugly but average at best with cock eyes  :wackogirl:

Aye, there's a fuck-ton of very amateur airbrushing on her coupon going on in some of her pics.

The resting-bitchface expression in many of them hardly helps either.

Offline Anndyy

Saw her friend this week. Will write a review later maybe neutral. OWO and DFK over texts but not in person.
Pictures may have been old definitely better even though she has a cute face.
In short I will not be coming back.
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« Last Edit: March 22, 2020, 11:57:20 pm by Anndyy »

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Saw her friend this week. Will write a review later maybe neutral. OWO and DFK over texts but not in person.
Pictures may have been old definitely better even though she has a cute face.
In short I will not be coming back.
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I'm sure I walked on her before.  Pretty but legs and arse have gone.

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I think I should have gone to plan B last punt for god knows how long.

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I see this waste of space is back.

Fitness model... :rolleyes:

Can't even do a 5 second video without tutting.

Offline fifer83

Very similar look especially the hair but i believe thats a different girl from the original Jordana. The likeness is uncanny however.

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Same one, same stable. She's lost a wee bit of weight but it's her.  The video is the clincher.