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External Link/Members Only£100 for 60 mins..........or 32 including shower/ dressing/undressing!
Location: Nice discrete location in Colnbrook - reviewed many time before - house behind an electronic gate with parking if you wish
Looks: As per profile, not hideous but hardly in her prime - friendly smile (at first) and amazing tits. Polish lady - realistically in the GILF (Well Granny I'd Possibly If Pissed Like To Fuck). Definitely a good 15 yrs on her stated 48yrs.
ExperienceWelcomed into the house and asked to remove shoes following a half hearted kiss - should've known what was to come! Then led through the house to an upstairs bedroom, offered a shower etc - nice clean bedroom and en-suite.
Out of the shower and back in the room Kama, had laid a fresh sheet over the bed - She led with some heavy DFK and a good grope but with weird fake murmuring.........onto the bed and more of the same, then she rearranges herself and slips on the condom with her mouth - good skills here and was looking promising - a v nice BJ for 5 mins.....then she kind of goes into weird cuddling mode - still with the fake moaning....try as I might to slip my hand between her legs - she just wasn't having any of it preferred to try and snog my shoulder!
Started to wank myself as was rapidly going south........she eventually catches on and starts to wank me furiously ......but just keeps on going until completion.......Was ok with this as a round 1 thinking we still have a good half hour yet......
WRONG - up she gets to clean up - disappears in the en-suite - a good 5 mins goes by, so I decided to cut my losses - she was totally disinterested and frankly so was I! There was no surprise when she returned to see me getting dressed - just simply a "you do anyzing zis weekend?" I replied 'probably just getting over this pathetic experience and might buy you a watch'......suddenly doesn't understand any English - despite being fine up until now!
Upped and left - never to return here again.........you'd be wise to do the same!
Topic: AVOID!!! Lady4Lunch1 @ Colnbrook (Read 1707 times)