Chinese Brothel By The O2 - Accidental Creampie (Liverpool)

[MJ.spritzen]

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I’ve been visiting this apartment a few times this year. Every single time the girls have been in the 20s and good looking. The only downside is not one of them speaks a word of the Queens.

£70 for half an hour.

Today’s girl looked more Thai than Chinese. Wearing a black body stocking she had an excellent pair of natural C cup tits on her, lovely hairy pussy BUT wasn’t very friendly. It was clearly a chore for her to be in the same room as me.

Anyway, money changed over. She says thank you without looking at me. Leaves the room to stash it.
By the time she’s back I’m naked and on the bed. She strips off. Flawless body.
I suck her tits but shes pushing me away as I do (I take the hint and stop after 10secs).

She uses about 50 wet wipes to clean my cock (I was freshly showered btw) then sprays breath freshener on it (???). My cock felt all tingly. She then sprays it in her mouth. Condom on, more wet wiping, more spraying.

10/10 blowjob. I got my money’s worth of feeling her tits and little ass as she sucked me.

Then comes her mistake. She coats my cock with baby oil. I’m sure you’re not supposed to do that, but I’ve never actually sat down and read the condom instructions.

We fuck cowgirl, her squatting on my cock. She seems rather uncomfortable.
We switch to missionary. She’s still uncomfortable.
We do doggy, she wasn’t enjoying it. She did that thing where they teach around and grab the base of your cock.
After about 5mins I cum. Mid-cum she freaks out and pulls my cock out.

The condom had ripped! (Baby oil does that apparently). And a torrent of saved-up-especially-for-this-punt spunk gushed out of her little hole onto the bed.

She-Was-Pissed-Off

I completely understand. What do you even say in this situation? She doesn’t speak English, I don’t speak Chinese. I dress (quickly) in what must have been THE most awkward atmosphere. She’s squatting on the floor trying to push the sperm out and sticking her fingers in. She smells her fingers and almost cries. Then looks at me as if I did it on purpose.

Small talk was not appropriate at this point.

She saw me out as angry as one could be. I stormed my way to the lift and out in a flash.

Time to get tested.

That aside the punt was enjoyable (for me). The girls here are always good looking but they move them around very regularly.

[Captain caveman 69]

Never a dull moment on this forum

[flame1666]

Absolutely brilliant, awkward review warts 'n all. No pun intended.

[webpunter]

Latex condoms + baby oil = 
You need non latex - skyns are my choice
Ideal for massage sessions which go further
Where johnsons hanging around.  Not ideal coating your knob in it !

Given the timelines involved reck you were uncovered for a limited period
Next to jack shit chance of getting the big one.  This requires lots of penetration.  OK some circumstances not so much, cuts on your knob she's on the rag etc etc.  And she's just been infected with a higher viral load.  Dismiss it
Her reaction says it all - mortified.  Which means she is unlikely to have anthing
If she does then still not a dead cert you'll get it - again back to the timeline
Get yourself tested but i wouldn't be overly concerned 
Wazzing a huge load up there WTF !

Maybe pop back there in a couple of years & see if there is a little un behind the counter, looking like in between you & the burd 
Unless desperate to keep your mobile i would suggest a new sim card.  If you called them they get so many calls that they ain't gonna know which one is daddy 
Every time you hear coronaV mentioned in conversation / the media [only like 50x a day] then you can think catching only that would be a blessing

[webpunter]

 
That's a good point
Warts are one risk
Makes your helmet reek & painful as fuck when they freeze them off 

Absolutely brilliant, awkward review warts 'n all. No pun intended.

[BobAJobMan]

Surely you knew that the baby oil and condom were not a good mix? This is why it's not a good idea to visit an SP who doesn't understand any English, but it's also pretty shocking she was so clueless.

[Kamilondon]

Don’t know how this is a positive review! She didn’t let you suck het tits... wasn’t into the sex... you might have caught a disease 
Well as long as you enjoyed yourself hey 

[Itzmurph]

Inclined to agree with Kamilondon above, how can this be a positive. Not about the potential infection.... as others have said it’s pretty unlikely tbf, it was accidental etc.
But it’s the whole frosty reception, she just wasn’t into you thing, it was a chore. For me they can at least pretend you’re a liked visitor.
Still, long as you liked it, it’s fair enough. Just doesn’t seem somewhere I’d rush to go to. I dunno

[scutty brown]

FFS why didn't you help the girl out?
You should have bundled her into the bathroom and pushed the shower hose up her and washed the baby away

[plums]

FFS why didn't you help the girl out?
You should have bundled her into the bathroom and pushed the shower hose up her and washed the baby away

WHat a stupid idea!  Everyone knows you should use the power of prayer!

[MJ.spritzen]

Inclined to agree with Kamilondon above, how can this be a positive. Not about the potential infection.... as others have said it’s pretty unlikely tbf, it was accidental etc.
But it’s the whole frosty reception, she just wasn’t into you thing, it was a chore. For me they can at least pretend you’re a liked visitor.
Still, long as you liked it, it’s fair enough. Just doesn’t seem somewhere I’d rush to go to. I dunno

I know what you're saying. But - I've been hard pressed to find a Chinese WH in Liverpool for ages. And to find one that's a looker.
Frosty receptions I'm used to. I've seen enough Roms in my time punting to just focus on fucking.

The previous two punts at this place, the girls were into it so it's not to say that all the girls there are like her.

[sparkus]

I suppose there's a certain amount of irony about her excessive bacterial considerations and then this killer rookie error which will end up costing her far more.

As for the number of Chinese WGs in Liverpool, I've only dabbled in the Thai and Chinese massage end of things there but doesn't it have the highest number of Chinese students outside of London?

Perhaps in 20 or so years time one Chinese lad or lass will be heading back to study where their father is from...

[Access]

I gave a SP an accidental anal cream pie many years ago. Condom ripped but probably because I went in dry. I panicked. She didn’t. Get yourself tested and relax. You’ll more than likely be ok.

[Northerndave666]

Notwithstanding the Creamypie, I'm struggling to see how this can be rated higher than a neutral? The elaborate wet-wiped blowjob, the avoiding any positions at all, blimey

[GingerNuts]

Notwithstanding the Creamypie, I'm struggling to see how this can be rated higher than a neutral? The elaborate wet-wiped blowjob, the avoiding any positions at all, blimey

It's the OP's review and his decision how he rates it.

It's been a long time, perhaps you've forgotten.

[Beamer]

It's the OP's review and his decision how he rates it.

It's been a long time, perhaps you've forgotten.

Agreed - looks like it was 3 years ago

[leo_26]

Looks like you could become a daddy

[Licking Lizard]

It's the OP's review and his decision how he rates it.

Talk about pointing out the bloody obvious. Of course it's the op's decision on how he rates his own review. 

It's been a long time, perhaps you've forgotten.

Have forum rules change meaning that there is now a review quota within a time frame before being jumped on by self appointed review police with narcissistic tendencies ? 

[Beyonder]

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I’ve been visiting this apartment a few times this year. Every single time the girls have been in the 20s and good looking. The only downside is not one of them speaks a word of the Queens.

£70 for half an hour.

Today’s girl looked more Thai than Chinese. Wearing a black body stocking she had an excellent pair of natural C cup tits on her, lovely hairy pussy BUT wasn’t very friendly. It was clearly a chore for her to be in the same room as me.

Anyway, money changed over. She says thank you without looking at me. Leaves the room to stash it.
By the time she’s back I’m naked and on the bed. She strips off. Flawless body.
I suck her tits but shes pushing me away as I do (I take the hint and stop after 10secs).

She uses about 50 wet wipes to clean my cock (I was freshly showered btw) then sprays breath freshener on it (???). My cock felt all tingly. She then sprays it in her mouth. Condom on, more wet wiping, more spraying.

10/10 blowjob. I got my money’s worth of feeling her tits and little ass as she sucked me.

Then comes her mistake. She coats my cock with baby oil. I’m sure you’re not supposed to do that, but I’ve never actually sat down and read the condom instructions.

We fuck cowgirl, her squatting on my cock. She seems rather uncomfortable.
We switch to missionary. She’s still uncomfortable.
We do doggy, she wasn’t enjoying it. She did that thing where they teach around and grab the base of your cock.
After about 5mins I cum. Mid-cum she freaks out and pulls my cock out.

The condom had ripped! (Baby oil does that apparently). And a torrent of saved-up-especially-for-this-punt spunk gushed out of her little hole onto the bed.

She-Was-Pissed-Off

I completely understand. What do you even say in this situation? She doesn’t speak English, I don’t speak Chinese. I dress (quickly) in what must have been THE most awkward atmosphere. She’s squatting on the floor trying to push the sperm out and sticking her fingers in. She smells her fingers and almost cries. Then looks at me as if I did it on purpose.

Small talk was not appropriate at this point.

She saw me out as angry as one could be. I stormed my way to the lift and out in a flash.

Time to get tested.

That aside the punt was enjoyable (for me). The girls here are always good looking but they move them around very regularly.

Congratulations your going to be dad. Oh yeh, u might have the Coronavirus also. Hehehehe! 

[tesla]

Congratulations your going to be dad. Oh yeh, u might have the Coronavirus also. Hehehehe! 

wow! this is probably the first post you have made that is not about Preston VIP

[freeze44]

wow! this is probably the first post you have made that is not about Preston VIP

Yeah and such a charming post as well 

[MJ.spritzen]

2 weeks on and I’m still well 

[Captain caveman 69]

2 weeks on and I’m still well 

glad to hear that as that review made me laugh and cheered me right up in these dreary times

[winkywanky]

2 weeks on and I’m still well 

Two weeks on and her first missed period 

I'd change your phone number if I were you  .

[hungrypunt]

2 weeks on and I’m still well 

I know you have some decent reviews under your belt here MJ and contribute etc. But I cant see how as you say "enjoyed it".
She didnt want you there, wouldn't look at you, It was a chore, pushing you away THEN BABY oil on a condom, freaking out, she is probably traumatised.

Irresponsible mj, sorry

[winkywanky]

It's not called Baby Oil for nothing...

[MJ.spritzen]

I know you have some decent reviews under your belt here MJ and contribute etc. But I cant see how as you say "enjoyed it".
She didnt want you there, wouldn't look at you, It was a chore, pushing you away THEN BABY oil on a condom, freaking out, she is probably traumatised.

Irresponsible mj, sorry

She was young, pretty, fit body, great set of tits and a tight pussy. She doesn't have to like me.

[TheSpaniard]

It's not called Baby Oil for nothing...

 

[sailor_man]

Be interesting to see if this place is still operating.. I guess the likes of PP, Sakura, Jasmine etc will be suffering.

[sparkus]

Be interesting to see if this place is still operating.. I guess the likes of PP, Sakura, Jasmine etc will be suffering.

If London's anything to go by, yes.

My sole Liverpool punt was Jasmine, fond memories...

[F12]

You love her long time. 18 years if up duff.