External Link/Members Only30 minute incall - £80
Location: Private flat opposite the Jury's Inn in MK
Communication: bit rude, her profile states she likes outfits so I asked what she had and she came back with I do not wear outfits - read my profile! I did, it was clearly displayed on her likes list
When I turned up I was busting for a piss, she wouldn't let me go until I paid first, she had a fat belly and completely ignored my outfit request, I should have walked at this point but her boobs looked big and she'd been all over country travelling in my hot list so after I've been to the effort of going to the bank, driving an hour and finding the place I thought whatever and paid. Whilst I was in the toilet she thought I was wanking and wanted me to come out. Was a bloody good piss, best part of the meet.
I wanted her to start by giving me a massage, she completely ignored what I said and was on her knees with a condom in her mouth waiting to give me head. She put the condom on and gave some fair head but it was a bit sore at times like her teeth were rubbing my dick. Next into doggy, she lubed the condom not very well so I added some spit which she insisted we clean off with a wet wipe before continuing... and adding some more lube - bit of doggy and I popped within 5 minutes. Next, she says we're done time to go... I'm thinking wtf? I just got here. "What we gonna do? You cum already". Can I have a massage? "Yes, okay, but I'm no professional" which was very true - Absolutely clueless. 15 minutes in, "you're time is up, you want more? you pay me more".
So, in summary, she's only interested in the money, doesn't care about you or what you want and is bad at the services she offers but if you want to be absolutely ripped off and have a terribly bad experience then fill your boots. Her photos are inaccurate as she's definitely gained some weight since then and will tell you to leave or pay more about 10 minutes in a half an hour session - ridiculous. Avoid!! I Ignored every red flag and optimistically thought she'd be as friendly as previous experiences. Felt like a mug afterwards, never want to see an escort again really.
Apologies if this is a bit ranty and a ramble in places but it was awful.
Topic: Avoid!! Worst escort experience ever!! Rita_Sexy26 - Milton keynes £80 (Read 3098 times)