Coronavirus

[lifeguard88]

All right everyone, going to be a party pooper and say it. Has it stopped anyone from meeting? It has made me think twice, will be some blueballs if and when it spreads more here

[winkywanky]

Well it obviously hasn't stopped you, you haven't punted in 18mths anyway.

Blue balls? They must be black and mouldy by now  .

[Bryan11]

Imagine if you got COVID19 from an escort
The health authorities would try to track your every move, to see where you picked it up from

[winkywanky]

Imagine if you got COVID19 from an escort
The health authorities would try to track your every move, to see where you picked it up from

Yes, I wonder how far they would go in trying to find out your movements over the preceding days?

Would they just ask you, or would recent legislation enable them to confiscate your phone for example, to check for messages and location information?

I suspect even if they found out how you caught it, they wouldn't in any way 'out' you, but it would be rather uncomfortable being found out.

[Bryan11]

I dunno if they would out you a such, doctor patient confidentiality and all that

But I think they would say a working escort has tested positive

And then ppl might put two and two together.


I’m glad I’m broke

[evilsooty998]

I went to see Qenna, a Singapore escort, last week.

She was so good I don't mind if I got infected

[Wardruna1001]

Called Angel Touch  massage yesterday lisburn road they are closing for a week.maybe longer must be getting worried

[scarfiman]

I hope none of them have been back in China?

[Curious-1]

With the government now saying, not to go to pubs, essential trips only, and self isolation if you have to wipe your nose, surely most people's head will tell them its time to stop punting.

But that is their big head, what about their devilish little head with its addiction to the naughty naughty.

Was on another site where they were discussing what price a wg would have to discount to before common sense went out the window and you booked an appointment.  Thoughts varied surely even if it was free it would be too much of a risk.

Noticed it was quiet on here thought I'd try to start a debate on something.

[Dr Strangelove]

They are talking about a best case of 20,000 deaths across the UK which I think would be about 600 for us. 600 out of 1.9m wouldn’t be too big a risk. My problem is I’ve got some people with risk factors in my family so I can’t risk bringing it home. Punting would be the perfect way to catch it.
Went out and had a fabulous threesome with my two favourite girls yesterday and I’m retiring for the duration.
Good luck everyone.’

[belfastpunter]

Delilla Haze has just cancelled all through March due to the risks of COVID-19. I think many will follow.
There are people I know who have it now, its getting very real.

If you refrained from kissing, sharing saliva, spitting on genitals and so on, and both washed before hand I am sure the risks are no greater than getting your hair cut by a pretty teanager or seeing an optician. They can get fairly close up and personal.

All the same ill be pushing back my once a year punt as long as I can. If the prices start to drop it might get harder and harder to resist.

Another thing, The press are already naming and shaming bulk buyers of Iron Bru and loo roll. They might start on us soon.

[Bryan11]

Bulk buyers of escort services? Lol

[scarfiman]

Looks like all massage places will have to close. Hardly an essential service.