External Link/Members OnlyI was travelling back from the south to the Midlands a month or so ago and had pre-planned a stop here based on the reviews I had read. It's well reviewed so I'll skip the preliminaries. I'm keeping this vague-ish as full services were taken and I know this is not allowed by the management.
I called when I was around 15 minutes away and booked about half an hour in advance. I say booked, they didn't ask my name or anything so I dare say if anybody had walked in before I arrived I would have lost my spot. The boss lady met me at the door and I thought she was going to take me up but somebody else appeared, which was a bit of a shame because the boss (I assumed she was anyway) looked the better prospect. I also noticed that the boss appeared to topless under her white coat and her sizeable nipples were protruding which looked quite sexy. Anyway, I paid the 40 notes for the 1 hour massage and went upstairs with the runner-up prize, a very small East Asian lady who spoke very little English.
The massage was no better than or worse than any other massage that had been learned off Youtube and we soon had the broken English usual conversation of "wha you whaa..how much you usually pay?" We somehow arrived at £40 for naked b2b and happy ending which is about the going rate according to other reviews I'd read. She was actually quite good at this part of the proceedings and got me standing proud in no time. She kept trying to rub her pussy up and down my cock which I was not in favour of whilst uncovered. She had no problem with me putting 2 fingers in and started with the fake orgasm in no time...either that or I'm brilliant at fingering 40 something year old Chinese/Asian women. I then asked if we could fuck, to which she replied "no, because the boss" I could tell that she would though so I told her that I had a condom. We started with the bartering and I was quite pleased to get her down to 30 quid...on top of the 40 for the b2b.
She said that we must be quiet and I went for the cover. When I came back to the bed, I'd lost my firmness a little and she played with me while I was standing up and then leaned down and went down on me. Now, I've never sucked a cock but fuck me, it can't be that hard to make a half-decent job of it. I could only liken this to having my nob bashed with an egg cup. She just seemed to be ramming it up against the roof of her mouth. I'm surprised she didn't come out of it with concussion. I've never ever thought that I would get zero pleasure from having my cock in a woman's mouth but here was living proof that it was possible. I politely put a quick end to that and we moved onto the massage table for my 30 quid's worth. She sat on top first, then we swapped and went missionary. She was very, very wet and there wasn't a lot of grip there. We writhed around for a while but it wasn't really doing it for me and I asked to stand up so I could take her from behind while she bent of the bed. This was better but I knew I wouldn't be able to cum so I gave up and took the condom off and asked her to finish me off with her hand. It was probably a good job because she stuffed the condom in my trouser pocked so I don't know how that would have panned out if it was full of milky white. She finished my off by wanking me over her small firm tits and I had the kind of ejaculation that put a smug "I'm past 50 and it still comes out like that" kind of grin on my face as I stepped back and surveyed my finest over her tits.
There was around 10 minutes left and she carried on the massage until the hour was up and that was that. She was looking at me adoringly as she helped me dress and seemed to say something about me being a gentleman, which I found quite pleasing. All in all, an ok time. I've deliberated whether to go neutral or positive. I find the lack of English off-putting and cock skills were mixed to say the least.
£40 for the 1 hr massage, £40 for the b2b and another £30 for the full services. Probably worth the 110 quid but I'd have felt disappointed if I'd paid more - neutral it is.
