First and last time I will visit a Brazilian.
External Link/Members OnlyComms- texted her at 1pm for a 3.30pm booking (fuck knows why) she texted 30 mins later to say ok that's fine phone me 10 mins before.
Arrival- I arrived 10 mins before 3.30pm and I called her. I said said I have a 30 min booking at 3.3pn, she then says "oh did you book?". I said "yes a few hours ago". So far not a good start. She then says oh can you come back in the 20 mins as I'm not ready. I thought I'll go to the boozer and have a pint. 20 mins later told me her address, it's near the glen in Dunfermline. Only a few doors from Hand job fucking Lucy. How strange..
Meet- lovely looking body and a nice face. £80 quid for 30 mins. I wanted to kiss her face only to be told "oh dont kiss me, my make up". I thought I've just fucking paid you £80 quid and you tell me that. She started blow job with condom on, rubbish just no enthusiasm. Then on with the wee jock getting his bag on. Fucked her mish for about 10 mins, but I wasn't feeling the chemistry and decided to remove the bag and wank whilst say played with the balls.
Overall, waste of fucking £80
I could have had a wank for free over porn hub.
Never again will I see a Brizillian. Hated it and was glad to leave.
