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External Link/Members Only I've been away from the punting game for a while now (and my wallet is all the better for it) but the itch returned and, well, there's no point fighting that. Barbie Milf seemed quite intriguing - if you can look past the awful grammar, hilarious spelling and complete lack of paragraphing on her profile page - but then intellect isn't a pre-requisite for a good punt - or so I thought.
After an initial phone-call, she sent me her postcode by text. All looked good until I had the temerity to ask if her Enjoys list was accurate. This obviously hit a nerve. A brusque text back asked for specifics, so I specified. Rimming (giving) from an SP is always a hit with me, and I was informed that obviously that would be extra.
Now normally I avoid SP's that load on extras without advertising them as such - but the itch was strong - so I reasoned that what I guessed would be an extra £20 wasn't entirely out of the question - let her know, and set off.
I was about 40 minutes into the hour journey to get there, when I received another text, saying she was cancelling the meet, as I didn't seem keen enough. Obviously it had taken her that long to come to a decision. I had just wasted the best part of an afternoon and diesel. The upside? Well, I now think that intelligence is important in a good punt and Barbie Milf is sadly lacking in that department.
Be warned with this one.