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Offline Buttons

I’m hearing reports of up to a year. Don’t know if that’s true or just media sensationalism again, but I don’t think this is going away in a few weeks. More likely months.

Stay safe, don’t be a dick to yourself or others. Stay home, have a wank, save lives  :thumbsup:

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Enigma Spa (Ripley)  "Closed until further notice".
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Offline Itsnotshy

I’m hearing reports of up to a year. Don’t know if that’s true or just media sensationalism again, but I don’t think this is going away in a few weeks. More likely months.

Stay safe, don’t be a dick to yourself or others. Stay home, have a wank, save lives  :thumbsup:
Maybe this site should be renamed UKWanking.

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Maybe this site should be renamed UKWanking.
Theres a new off topic thread to help you out "favourite porn clips". Knock yourself out :hi:

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I think you mean knock yourself one out  :hi:  :D.

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VIP in Nottingham still advertising as having ladies available today, for anybody idiotic enough to use them :dash:

Offline NervousJ

I noticed directors lodge were still showing open.

Even the Chinese place in long Eaton has shut...

Offline Jacobkim

VIP ARE CHARGING ridiculous prices

They are charging minimum £180 an hour.  :wackogirl:
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Offline Mutinyonthecounty

I noticed directors lodge were still showing open.

Even the Chinese place in long Eaton has shut...

I tried to get to DL today rang them about 3pm and they’d had nobody through the door

Offline shiptonlad

Sunin closed on Saturday. So no more full service for a while. Doubt it will open again for some while.


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does the governments latest measures put a stop to all punting, is there a loophole somewhere. ovs im not gonna do atm but if i do get and i become immune i have no risk of getting or spreading so could punt (after all quarratine time has elapsed)  Would it be outcall  best as im staying there for work and the girl is travelling for work to me
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Offline Newtothisstuff

does the governments latest measures put a stop to all punting, is there a loophole somewhere. ovs im not gonna do atm but if i do get and i become immune i have no risk of getting or spreading so could punt (after all quarratine time has elapsed)  Would it be outcall  best as im staying there for work and the girl is travelling for work to me

This pretty much puts an end to punting. How is a WG going to  convince the police that her journey is essential?  "Sorry officer but I have a client desperately in need of an emergency blow-job". They're not going to risk a fine for a punt. Punters could find it just as hard to explain. Especially to the family when the Police letters and fine drop through the letterbox.

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This pretty much puts an end to punting. How is a WG going to  convince the police that her journey is essential?  "Sorry officer but I have a client desperately in need of an emergency blow-job". They're not going to risk a fine for a punt. Punters could find it just as hard to explain. Especially to the family when the Police letters and fine drop through the letterbox.

Cheers questions answered, use of hands and porn hub then to empty the sack. save  the money and go for it when all is ok
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Offline Thecunninglinguist

I suppose you could try and say a visit to your masseuse was for medical reasons?

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I suppose you could try and say a visit to your masseuse was for medical reasons?

Everyone should accept the measures put in place to try and protect us all rather than try and find ways around them.

No more punting for the forseeable. Why anyone would even try is beyond me.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2020, 01:31:14 am by GingerNuts »

Offline shiptonlad

Agree totally.
I can't see this being over in less than 6 months and 12 is probably more realistic especially given the second mutation.

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Everyone should accept the measures put in place to try and protect us all rather than try and find ways around them.

No more punting for the forseeable. Why anyone would even try is beyond me.

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Anyone who does is being a totally selfish twat!!

Offline bonerville

Hi all,
For those who don't know Hush in Nott'm has closed. Please stay safe as others have on here, have a wank. Porn Hub, Xvideos & Xhamster provide all the inspiration you need.

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Hi all,
For those who don't know Hush in Nott'm has closed. Please stay safe as others have on here, have a wank. Porn Hub, Xvideos & Xhamster provide all the inspiration you need.
New thread in OT. "favourite porn clip", should help out. :hi:

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Agree totally.
I can't see this being over in less than 6 months and 12 is probably more realistic especially given the second mutation.

After that the shit will really hit the fan. I can't see anything getting back to normal. Once herd immunity, or some sort of vaccine has been developed, China will have a big bill to pay, and I don't think they'll want to pay it :hi:

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Lets wait for the government's antibody test. Ppl hu had it can return they are immune again
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A £6.00 testing kit available from a Derby company:
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Offline NervousJ

I’m gagging for a punt it must be said... :D

Thank fuck I’m still working...or I’d be blind..

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It’s only been a few days and this morning I even though about fucking the wife, I need help I’m not going to make 3 months for sure  :lol: :lol:

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I’m gagging for a punt it must be said... :D

Thank fuck I’m still working...or I’d be blind..

I’ve made the ice cream van look like an ambulance so we are ok for transportation, cops will never know  :D :lol: :drinks:

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Checked AW this afternoon. There's a lot that have updated their profiles today, some stating that they won't be working until after lockdown. Others that only online services available. The remainder therefore seem to be available, which seems ludicrous to me, although not really the types I'd see anyway.
Who in their right mind would want to share air with these skanks? Is it a roulette type kick that some folks get :unknown:
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It’s only been a few days and this morning I even though about fucking the wife, I need help I’m not going to make 3 months for sure  :lol: :lol:

🤣🤣 same here. The wife and I are both having to work from home and share the same small home office, so no chance of a wank. As you say things might get so desperate that the wife will have to do!!

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 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Biggest lol of the day. Thanks chaps.

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🤣🤣 same here. The wife and I are both having to work from home and share the same small home office, so no chance of a wank. As you say things might get so desperate that the wife will have to do!!
O dear that is desperation. Do you think shes still interested :unknown:

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🤣🤣 same here. The wife and I are both having to work from home and share the same small home office, so no chance of a wank. As you say things might get so desperate that the wife will have to do!!

Does that rule out having a peek at the porn websites too if you're working in close proximity of the wife. If so these are indeed desperate times  :dash:

Offline Boundless

Out of interest just done a quick search on AW.

680 SP's within 100 miles of me with the green light on.
That's a lot considering that punting ismore or less illegal now, unless there's a way of maintaining the 2m separation, or if you're in the same household, which is basically your Mrs!

I'm surprised that AW hasn't shut down tbh. In the last week I've had e-mails from just about every company that I have any dealings with, surprised that they haven't put out some sort of notice.

Offline winkywanky

AW don't give a flying fuck, they're based offshore, they have no allegiance to any country and it's all about the money.

They're dealing in an industry which is pretty well unregulated and underground and if challenged, they'll simply say they're an important portal for providers and customers  :rolleyes:.

If it weren't for the fact that they're the biggest source of provider details you'd pretty much want to set fire to the tax evading cunts.

A big part of me wishes they were exposed for what they are and brought to heel, and at some point I think they will be. Perhaps sooner rather than later in the current climate?

If a govt set its mind to it, it could happen.

Offline Moby Dick

I believe AW are pushing their Webcamming services to the WG advertising as Escorts.
They will hide behind this.

Offline winkywanky

But nothing which might damage their business model.

Infact...am I right in thinking they'd actually make MORE money if WGs reverted to this? They must take a cut for every viewing, surely? And they don't take a cut from actual punts.

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Pretty sure AW get 50% of webcam shows :hi:

Offline Itsnotshy

Starting to dream about punting now. Last few nights have been very strange, very frustrating. Maybe I'm going mad.
At least dreaming is free.

Offline winkywanky

Starting to dream about punting now. Last few nights have been very strange, very frustrating. Maybe I'm going mad.
At least dreaming is free.

Was your last punt blonde, and called Debbie by any chance?  :D

I know what you mean though, I keep fantasising about my last punt. She knows who she is, the minx!!

Offline Itsnotshy

Was your last punt blonde, and called Debbie by any chance?  :D

I know what you mean though, I keep fantasising about my last punt. She knows who she is, the minx!!
Glad you got the reference, knew someone would :hi:
Not blonde though and not called Debbie. Strangely, as I've not seen her in 2 years, it was Bella late of Spangles then Genesis 2. Romanian girl, lovely honey coloured skin, if I remember right.


Offline antmasterant

There are some well reviewed WGs in the East Midlands who still appear to be working according to their AW accounts. Certainly their profiles don’t make it crystal clear that they are not.

Does make you wonder that if they’re prepared to risk their health through this crisis then what additional  risks were they taking prior.

Although I think it’s out of order, as they are self employed, I suppose for many WGs this is probably their only source of income.

Stay safe everyone  :thumbsup:




Offline Newtothisstuff

They may be self-employed but that's no different to millions of others who have stopped working and are sitting at home following the Govt advice. They're no different to the rest of us.
I'm making a list of all the girls still working in my usual punting zones and adding them all to my blacklist. If they're willing to put themselves and their punters at risk in this crisis, what other risks would they take that punters don't know about?

Offline antmasterant

They may be self-employed but that's no different to millions of others who have stopped working and are sitting at home following the Govt advice. They're no different to the rest of us.
I'm making a list of all the girls still working in my usual punting zones and adding them all to my blacklist. If they're willing to put themselves and their punters at risk in this crisis, what other risks would they take that punters don't know about?

I agree. Several of those I’ve spotted who appear to be working were on my hotlist. A couple in particular are very well reviewed and popular in my punting locations. They’ve been removed from my HL for the same reasons you have stated

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" I think it’s out of order, as they are self employed"         Self employed my arsehole, most of them are on benefits!

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They may be self-employed but that's no different to millions of others who have stopped working and are sitting at home following the Govt advice. They're no different to the rest of us.
I'm making a list of all the girls still working in my usual punting zones and adding them all to my blacklist. If they're willing to put themselves and their punters at risk in this crisis, what other risks would they take that punters don't know about?
Interesting perspective here - yes you are probably quite right. No one can be ignorant of CV and to carry on advertising is reckless beyond belief. Think I'll join you on this one.  :drinks:

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If they’re getting escort feedback during the lockdown, yes I’ll strike the off the list. Available today is often used to bump up the list in searches so they can get webcam work so not an indicator for me

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Feline have shut down

Your favourite considering the amount of posts you make about the place. A pity reviews didn't follow.

Offline GusBendy

So many green lights still on AW. Wondering if it's grounds for blacklisting...

Disappointed that a few are in my list, seems to be across the board too, high profile/expensive to newbie/less known.

What's it going to take?

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So many green lights still on AW. Wondering if it's grounds for blacklisting...

Disappointed that a few are in my list, seems to be across the board too, high profile/expensive to newbie/less known.

What's it going to take?
840 green lights with in a 99 mile radius of N1.  :dash: :dash: :dash: