Author Topic: Grab a Granny! Diane in Chester  (Read 25203 times)

Offline Kool Keef

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I work away I don’t review punts a lot unless in uk

So your '3 or 4 punts a week' are all abroad?

Offline spiralnotebook

She told me she had done 12 blowjobs the day I saw her. True of false, who cares?  :hi: :D

Offline winkywanky

It's quite possible, she's not wearing out her fanny and she doesn't have to fake an orgasm.

She simply needs a good work ethic  ;).

Offline Thephoenix

It's quite possible, she's not wearing out her fanny and she doesn't have to fake an orgasm.

She simply needs a good work ethic  ;).

Or she could be related to Linda Lovelace

Online Bustydusty

I still just wish she was nearer - can’t beat a good cocksucker (well I suppose u can but that’s not my thing) :unknown:

Offline spiralnotebook


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Or she could be related to Linda Lovelace

She might be Linda Lovelace . . .

Offline Thephoenix

She might be Linda Lovelace . . .

About the right age.......born in 1949, which makes her 71, and there is a resemblance.

The only problem is it's reported that she died in 2002.

But with rumours of her 20 a day blowjobs and CIM, maybe she's discovered the elixir of life.

Perhaps I should start swallowing some of my own......it might prevent the dreaded lurgy we're all concerned about. :unknown:

Offline Musttryit

Been intrigued with the review and comments on this Lady so I thought I would give her a visit. Booked yesterday for a 11.30 appointment today. She spoke very nice on the phone, very clear and to the point.
Booked in for 30 min massage with oral and hand relief for £25.00

Great location and top apartment. First thoughts were that I had dropped a clanger but then when she started I changed my mind. Fantastic 30 mins, great blow job and plenty of touching. She is absaloutey
Top drawer and knows exactly what she is doing. Would seriously recommend her for a nice change to the norm. Definitely will pay her another visit

Offline spiralnotebook

Bored so rooting around to see if anyone was still working around Chester and our grab a granny still appears to be working. She must be bloody bonkers.


Offline winkywanky

She's a one-woman high risk group at her age!  :scare:

Offline Thephoenix


Perhaps she really believes that those regular doses of jism solution really is the elixir of life.

It's certainly kept her in good shape, so maybe she thinks it will provide immunity against the virus.

As she's definitely on my to do list post brexit.... sorry lockdown, I wonder if I should suggest sending her some in the post (2nd class obviously.... bit cheaper and wouldn't need to lick the envelope)

She might be willing to accept it as a deposit.

Offline Itzmurph

Is it mean to say if she had dark hair, in the face pic on her page she’d look a bit like Momo?

Anyway thinking about it, 20 customers a day at say £35 a pot. Let’s say she has Saturday off to eat something besides “sticky high protein drink”, well that’s £4200 a week. Sod the state pension  ;) doubt she does a tax return either

Offline markmark13

I thought we agreed that 20 punters a day was fantasy land?  :)

Anyway, I'm planning a visit when it's safe again, and watching some mature porn to keep me in the mood!

Offline cheshiremark

looks like shes going to be busy  ;)

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Offline craigacton

So, having had COVID-19 in the early days and being free of the virus for weeks, I texted Diane yesterday evening to see if she was available today. She replied this morning and a quick call later I was booked in for 5pm.

Fantastic, top floor, apartment overlooking the river in Chester, close to the racecourse. Small amount of free parking available. Quick and easy access and I was with her.

Pleasant lady, delightful to talk to. She’s had a few setbacks in life (who hasn’t) and now entertains to make ends meet. No FS but good massage followed by oily HJ then amazing OWO, culminating with CIM which she discretely put in a tissue. Also allowed to insert a finger and boy is she tight! Quick clean up and chat and on my way. She’s definitely mature but at £35 for 30 mins I have no complaints whatsoever.

Offline winkywanky

So, having had COVID-19 in the early days and being free of the virus for weeks, I texted Diane yesterday evening to see if she was available today. She replied this morning and a quick call later I was booked in for 5pm.

Fantastic, top floor, apartment overlooking the river in Chester, close to the racecourse. Small amount of free parking available. Quick and easy access and I was with her.

Pleasant lady, delightful to talk to. She’s had a few setbacks in life (who hasn’t) and now entertains to make ends meet. No FS but good massage followed by oily HJ then amazing OWO, culminating with CIM which she discretely put in a tissue. Also allowed to insert a finger and boy is she tight! Quick clean up and chat and on my way. She’s definitely mature but at £35 for 30 mins I have no complaints whatsoever.


Absolutely priceless!

After nearly four whole years on these boards with zero contribution, you decide to meet a WG in the middle of Lockdown  :unknown:.

I find myself almost wishing that whatever immunity you may have acquired first time around, completely deserts you  :hi:.

Offline viper13

Me!!!
I'm first! :crazy:

You're fucking not!

Craigacton (ABOVE) just been there yesterday, yep during "lockdown"  FFS  :dash:

Someone of her age you would have thought would have had more fucking sense, obviously NOT  :dash: :wacko:

Offline GorillaWarfare

So, having had COVID-19 in the early days and being free of the virus for weeks, I texted Diane yesterday evening to see if she was available today. She replied this morning and a quick call later I was booked in for 5pm.

Fantastic, top floor, apartment overlooking the river in Chester, close to the racecourse. Small amount of free parking available. Quick and easy access and I was with her.

Pleasant lady, delightful to talk to. She’s had a few setbacks in life (who hasn’t) and now entertains to make ends meet. No FS but good massage followed by oily HJ then amazing OWO, culminating with CIM which she discretely put in a tissue. Also allowed to insert a finger and boy is she tight! Quick clean up and chat and on my way. She’s definitely mature but at £35 for 30 mins I have no complaints whatsoever.

If you're going to be stupid and punt during lockdown (you might be immune to the disease, but it doesn't mean you can't still carry it and spread it) at least write a review.

Offline Thephoenix

You're fucking not!

Craigacton (ABOVE) just been there yesterday, yep during "lockdown"  FFS  :dash:

Someone of her age you would have thought would have had more fucking sense, obviously NOT  :dash: :wacko:

Oh dear!!!!! :thumbsdown:

Offline Thephoenix

Despite all I've said in posts advising caution for people in my age group,  I knew it was getting to the point when my buddy Mr Dick Brain was going to argue that the risks were sufficiently low for me to  enquire about the availability of a massage.

So as Diane was on my list I though I'd text to see if she was available.
After no response to my text, phone call and email, I gave up, however the next day I had a polite reply, apologising and explaining that she was in hospital.
Of course it could be anything, but the fact she seems to have been working throughout the pandemic makes you wonder.

However I was disappointed, and after unsuccessfully trying to find an alternative, I had to recourse to going back to a masseur I had used before who provides a great massage, and is not averse to ensuring that all muscle groups are covered.
Can't review as rules don't allow, and in any case I wouldn't like you to think that I is gay. :scare:

Despite the masseur not working since March,  he has recently decided to reopen, and was averaging 5 clients a day travelling as far as 60 miles away.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2020, 04:38:36 pm by Thephoenix »

Offline MJ.spritzen

I don't care what anyone say, I'm absolutely going to book this woman.

I'm trying to do it all. The oldest I've been with is 60. She's gotta be older surely?

Offline Captain caveman 69

I don't care what anyone say, I'm absolutely going to book this woman.

I'm trying to do it all. The oldest I've been with is 60. She's gotta be older surely?
try charlenes therapy shes been 50 for 20 years plus :D

Offline spiralnotebook

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She's gotta be older surely


Correct!  :D

Offline stanley04

She is 74 and very fit for her age as the photos on her website show. Not for everyone but its one off the bucket list for many. Fantastic blowjob though and lets you cim and lets you have a good play with her plus its dead cheap too. Great tits real too. As is say not for everyone though. Last time i saw her she mentioned she was in and out of hospital with anemia and was booked in to go in for a small op in June. I joked all that spunk will keep covid 19 at bay no doubt

Offline MJ.spritzen

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Anyway thinking about it, 20 customers a day at say £35 a pot. Let’s say she has Saturday off to eat something besides “sticky high protein drink”, well that’s £4200 a week.

Fuck, maybe I should start doing it!