Lydia Thai Doncaster - AVOID

[HeyMonkey]

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This was border line negative and I'm still questioning why I'm not making it 100% negative for the following reasons.

She looks and claims to be young in her advert but in reality is at least 50 and for a Thai woman a bad/old 50 at that.
The costume she wears in the advert hides a substantial belly & unattractive tits
She advertises Anal but flatly refused when together, whilst still claiming to offer it 
Didn't want her tits touching, didn't want fingers inside her and was reluctant to be touched anywhere
Advertises OWO but would only do OW (and no I'm sure it wasn't about me) and only for a few minutes even then.
Asked if I wanted a massage but even though I said no, did so anyway (until I told her to massage my cock) and she was rubbish.
Charges £70 for half an hour for what was a piss poor experience
The room was in the middle of being plaster boarded with dust everywhere
She's not what I'd call a pleasant woman
Ran off to wash herself down as soon as I'd finished, without offering any assistance to me

The only reason I can give for the neutral ranking, is that while she rode me in cowboy pos, she grabbed my balls and almost ripped them off, while digging her nails in quite sharply. Now that may make some of you wince in horror but I've never had that done before and it was just on the right side of the pain/pleasure threshold to be enjoyable.
She was also rather cocky and a little funny and for some strange reason, although I had to do it myself (as she was rubbish), that combination did lead to my visit having a 'happy' end.

I certainly would not go again. 
 

[MrMatrix]

Surely OP this should be a negative then?

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[HeyMonkey]

Surely OP this should be a negative then?

I was undecided (for the reasons given) and feeling generous I guess.

[als468]

Your review, your call. Agree you are being generous, very generous.

[catweazle]

Your review, your call. Agree you are being generous, very generous.

Agreed again. If you're going to put. "AVOID" in the heading, it's a red, but your review, your rating.

[HeyMonkey]

Compared to my experience last night with a new Thai woman in Doncaster, I should rate Lydia negative, negative (report to follow) but most have some saving graces, that some may prefer and not even consider if I rated her negative.
For example, if you like your balls being gripped in a vice, while having nails dug into them (as I'm sure some will do and I certainly enjoyed at least on this occasion), you'd have to rate her positively. ;-)
 

[BigCal94]

She’s gone to Peterborough now according to the text I got last night 

[HeyMonkey]

All the older Thai women go there periodically, so I guess there's plenty of punters for them there. Unfortunately the best one (Jenny), who made the trip down here on one occasion, decided not to come back again, so we've all lost out there, as she was 50 ish but look 20 ish and had a PERFECT body (perfect natural tits, never had any kids to wreck her belly), 4 foot something and as curvy as they come.
The only problem was that she seemed to be on drugs most of the time, so I couldn't make much sense out of what she'd say.

Thankfully there's a new girl on the block next week and she's a real stunner as well but that's partly thanks to a great tit job.
I had the pleasure of her on Monday just before she set off down to London for a week and will be posting a full review ASAP.

[HeyMonkey]

She’s gone to Peterborough now according to the text I got last night 

Unless you want someone to almost rip your balls off, you didn't miss anything. ;-)

[HeyMonkey]

She told me she would be back in a couple of weeks, so if you do want your balls ripped off, you won't have to wait long. lol