Right, here goes. So in the limited time I've been punting you'll probably see from my previous reviews I cant help a good Rom gamble. It was early evening the other night and the urge took me so I thought I'd see who was available.
Was having no joy until I rang this SP:
External Link/Members OnlyDecent AW feedback but nothing here so thought I'd take a gamble
No answer initially but she discretely text back "Hi" which I thought was quite subtle.Rang her and decent English, very pleasant on the phone. Arranged a 30 minute incall and was text the address which was in the Aylestone/Saffron Lane area. She text afterwards asking if I had any requests for what to wear and I asked for heels only.
Now each to their own, but I liked the look of this girl so thought even if it's a shit service I'll have had my fill with someone fit.
Got to the street and called and was given the house number. Usual behind the door opening and in I go to the front bedroom. It was fucking boiling. Heaters galore.
I then get my first proper look at her. It's the girl in the pictures. Result.....
Oh no. Not with my luck with Roms. Whilst it is the girl in the pics the woman in front of me is at least 3 stone heavier, if not more. I didn't find her attractive in the slightest, but rather than walking I though "fuck it, I'm here now, let's give her a go". Amazing how the horn clouds your judgement as in hindsight I should have legged it.
Anyway, she was dressed in some weird t shirt and shorts combo, with no heels. She apologises saying she couldnt find them! Leaves the room for 20 secs to stash the paperwork and then comes back in.
I undress as does she. Holy fuck. She has a belly on her bigger than I'd realised which was clearly being held in by the outfit she had on.
My dick is as floppy and tiny as a cocktail sausage at this point. She crawls up the bed acting all sexy and in fairness shes trying to work it, but she does absolutely nothing for me.
Starts playing with me and still no reaction. Then hilariously gets the condom out and tries to put on my flaccid chopper. I say no way that's going on so she starts to suck the end covered and that has an effect
Now the one decent thing was her blowjob. Suction like a hoover. Really got into it and good technique, but as much as I enjoyed it I wanted my monies worth so thought after about 10 minutes I'd shag her.
Despite her size shes flexible. Pierced clit, tits ok. Quite enthusiastic, but literally did nothing for me. Didnt dare ask her to get on top. After a few minutes I completely lost the urge due to a combo of the fact she was not fit in the slightest and it was like a sauna in the room.
Asked to finish me off with a hand job which she did and off I went, wishing I'd never stayed in the first place.
Said shes down visiting from Glasgow for a bit so might not be around long, but seems I TOFTT as she didnt have any previous reviews on here thought I'd add this just in case anyone else thought about seeing her
In summary:
Pros:
Good comms to book
Good blowjob
Cons:
Strange outfit.
Far fatter than in her pictures
Room was like a sweat box
No idea of the rest if the pricing structure as didnt bother to ask. No way was I kissing her. If you like larger ladies and are looking for a decent blowjob only 15 mins may suit, but anything else I'd say avoid. It's a negative purely based on the fact she was SO different from her pics.
