Hi all,
Apologies for the late review.
I went to the Swingers and Sinners party this past Monday. It was my first ever party and I’m afraid to say that it wasn’t very enjoyable for me.
Booking for the party is easy enough - you need to go on their website, the link to which is as follows:
External Link/Members OnlyOnce on there, you click on the link to whichever party you wish to attend and it will then re-direct you to Eventbrite where you provide your details, i.e. your name and email address, and they then send your e-ticket to your email address which has the full address of the venue in Sutton.
If you’re a single bloke, the “contribution” cost is £75. Women and mixed couples get in free so if you do want to go and save yourself the entrance free, you could try and find a lady who’s willing to go with you but bear in mind that you both have to enter and leave at the same time. To me though, £75 is more than a reasonable price to stay for 4 hours as the party runs from 11:00am to 3:00pm.
Travelling there is fairly easy too. The closest train station is Sutton which is about a 15 minute walk from the venue or you can get a taxi like I did which takes less than 5 minutes (and will cost you around a fiver, give or take). You can get to Sutton on the National Rail from either London Victoria and London Bridge.
For those of you planning to drive there, the website says that there are side roads which you can park on for free and I did see some of these roads as I was approaching the venue so I think you should be OK.
The venue itself is quite a large detached house (wouldn’t really call it a mansion as it didn’t seem glamorous enough but that’s just me!) and is on a residential, although a main, road. I’m not sure if any of the neighbours know what goes on there but judging by the amount of blokes going in and out, don’t think it’ll be too long before they catch on.
I got there a bit early so I could have time to get ready and arrived around 10:45am. When I got inside, a male host checked me off against their list and showed me where I could get changed which I did, although I didn’t get fully naked but kept my boxers on and had a towel with me.
The property itself had I think two toilets (one upstairs and one downstairs) and there’s also a separate bathroom (I didn’t use as I showered at home). There was also the main lounge downstairs which had porn showing and where I initially stayed and then me and a few other blokes were shown around the house - there was one dark playroom next to the lounge downstairs, one BDSM room (which saw very little action whilst I was there) and upstairs there were around 4 playrooms, two large and two small, which were all fairly busy with lots of action whilst I was there.
When the party eventually started, I would say there were around 13 girls and maybe 20 guys, although later on there were I’d say at least 50-60 guys. There were two very elderly swinger couples who eventually started to get quite frisky (hats off to them). To be brutally honest though, none of the girls appealed to me barring a girl with pink hair, who I now know to be Roxy, but she was always busy in one of the smaller playrooms upstairs and I couldn’t be bothered to wait. There were also three of the hostesses who looked quite appealing: one of which was blonde-haired and was wearing a black short dress but she was manning the door most of the time, another who was more of a dirty blonde and quite boisterous and was wearing a light blue French maid type outfit but she was busy making sure everyone was having a good time; and finally a girl in the kitchen taking care of valuables, etc who was a youngish looking woman, although a bit chubby. Sadly, none of these girls were playing at least whilst I was there.
The girls that were playing did nothing for me whatsoever and even though I had wood when the party initially started, it completely left my body around half an hour in. Also, even though all of the girls were friendly enough, I don’t feel like they were welcoming enough.
The girls who seemed to be playing the most (although I didn’t get any of their names) were as follows: a slim, quite tall black girl with curly hair who seemed to be sucking a lot of guys; another older looking black woman with short hair wearing a red short dress with her tits out (and boy were they were saggy); a very large Spanish sounding woman with a latex outfit on; a large short-haired youngish blonde girl again in a latex/PVC outfit who came later and was very busy; a few other unattractive older ladies, one of whom had tits down to her navel.
Almost all of these girls/women were being spit-roasted, riding dicks or being rogered in some way whilst wanking other guys off.
In summary, I just couldn’t bring myself to play with any of the girls whilst there. It’s a negative from me simply because most of the girls really didn’t turn me on whatsoever and there was way too many blokes there. I understand that the hosts are trying to make as much money as possible but surely there needs to come a point where they limit the amount of single males attending as it just turns into a sausage fest.
I’m sure others will feel comfortable here and will enjoy themselves without being bothered by the large numbers of other males around but for me, it was just too much.
I left at just before 12:30pm with a completely flaccid and unused cock and definitely won’t be going back which is a shame because I was looking forward to this for a while.
Hope the review helps and feel free to ask any questions!
