This is a review of sex with a girl with a broad Leeds accent. You have been warned, no snide comments please, they will be challenged. If it's of no interest to you or you find broad Yorkshire accents offensive, simply click away from this page NOW.
Oh, and I almost forgot, she has a
COCK!
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Managed to miss this girl on her home territory last year, and vowed to myself that I'd give her a try when she came down south. I'd already established comms with her from that time and it quickly became apparent that Lola has that lovely, gritty, dry, down to earth northern-lass persona, infact, probably even specifically so, to Yorkshire. Yes, I'd even go so far as to say she is God's Own Tranny, from God's Own Country. 'Appen as like. (Yorkshire pudding jokes to follow).
I think Lola's down here for 10 days or so, if you're interested.
Comms: by WhatsApp, quickly and efficiently answered. And a quick phone call when I was close by.
Her London rates are higher than her usual, which is normal. 30mins £120, 1hr £200. I do baulk at £200, so I negotiated 45mins for £160. YMMV.
Venue: Lola's staying in a weird (but very nice)
very bijou apartment which reminds me of those funny little Japanese spaces which are about the size of a Shipping Container interior. Very modern, serviced (I think) with a small but adequate bathroom (and I think also a kitchenette, although I didn't see it).
It was quite tricky to find, the gated entrance is down the side of a wine bar in a certain street, very close to Waterloo station (5mins' walk), or even closer to Lambeth North on the Bakerloo Line (3mins' walk). If you book, she'll give you a postcode. I suggest you also ask her the name of the street, and then the wine bar in question when you reach it. There's a code to get in the gate, and then another gate. Convoluted, but very discreet.
The Girl: Lola is just like her photos. Yes,
that good. Velvety-smooth skin all over, freshly bathed and prepared for my pleasure when I arrived, smelling great, fresh breath. She exudes sexual naughtiness.
Oh my 
. Nice, long blonde hair (flaxen, and I feel some Débussy coming on...), NOT a wig, although extensions are involved. She's very slim, perhaps slightly more than I would ideally like, but she's soft to the touch. She has a small and very pert bottom. Her hips are slim, it's probably just about the only thing that gives her away as a transsexual girl. Oh yeah, and of course her cock
.
The Meet: Pretty damned amazing
. Good eye contact and that lovely broad accent right from the get-go. Her voice is feminine, not affected. Handed over the dosh, excused myself briefly to the bathroom, and then back into the main room to find Lola reclining on the bed with a come hither look. By this time she was in some very nice frilly lingerie. I couldn't wait to get stuck in, so I fully disrobed from the outset and climbed onto the bed to join her. I can't remember what I said but within 5secs we were engaged in some full-on, uninhibited, very deep French Kissing. This girl doesn't hold back. With both our hands wandering all over the shop we were making out like a couple of lovestruck teenagers. Intensely hot and passionate. This went on for a good ten minutes before I thought I really ought to be getting her kit off to go exploring. She sat up for me and made a joke about 'go on then, see if you can undo my bra-strap'. No pressure then
. I faltered slightly to her amusement but then regained my composure and the blessed thing fell away. I looked deep into her eyes and then simply dove in (apologies for the Americanism). I remembered from a previous reviewer that the LH nipple (her right) was supposedly more sensitive than the other. Well she gasped and moaned when either of them got any attention, but OMG he wasn't wrong!
Maybe it was just me projecting that comment onto the experience, but I swear she almost hit the roof when I sucked on that delicious little bullet. Lots of fun!! Tit-sucking, snogging, tit-sucking...she was all hot and bothered, and I hadn't even ventured downstairs yet!
I pulled away and looked into her eyes again before doing so, and lifted up her bum to pull them right off. A very cute little cock and balls greeted me, which I had in my mouth in no time, sucking, licking, slavering all over. Lola became VERY vocal at this point and this continued for the rest of the punt
. I pushed her bum right back and stuck my probing tongue right up her lovely little arsehole and she started speaking in tongues
. I didn't know what to do next so I did everything, everywhere, it was simply a blur of unbridled lust.
Then Lola grabbed hold of me and it was her turn to give me some oral attention. She pretty well took the whole length down her throat, in between licking my balls and up and down the shaft. Good, varied technique which had me in Heaven. In amongst all of this, again, more fevered snogging. Very, very nice. Plenty of frottage too, general play and groping. (Throughout the meet her cock would alternate between fully erect and semi-erect, depending on whether I was giving it any attention. It didn't bother me particularly, and of course this is not unusual at all.)
By now we were probably 25mins into the actual action and I just really wanted to fuck Lola. And yes, I do believe she really wanted me to fuck her too. Why deny her?
Lola grabbed a condom and got me to put it on
('I'm flippin' useless me, do you want to do it chuck?'). I think it was one of those Skyns condoms? I complied, Lola applied some lube to her bum and I set to work, with an accompaniment of quite frankly, constant moaning, screaming and visceral grunting (her, not me), as I set about fucking her all over the bed in every conceivable position
. Mish, spoons, doggy, prone bone, cowgirl (mainly with her leaning back with her arms behind her, awesome view
). And when we'd done all of them we started all over again. I kid thee not, I must have been fucking her for 30mins solid. I have no idea how thick the walls of those units are but I do hope her 'neighbours' are understanding
. In all of this, I must stress that Lola instigated the action just as much as I did, changing positions, keeping the intensity high. In cowgirl she was the one doing all the work (this old boy needed a breather...actually no I didn't, I just really enjoyed watching her at work) She was very, very hot stuff.
Finally it was me who decide to bring things to a head (literally) and although I could have cum inside her I withdrew and pulled the condom off. Lola did not disappoint and with no prompting from me, wanked and sucked me to a shattering conclusion (almost as loud as her
). I laid back on the bed, twitching like an epileptic for around a minute until eventually coming back down to earth. We lay on the bed to catch our breath, but I was mindful of the time, it was quite late and I was relying on PT. So a freshen-up in the bathroom for me, a short chat and a kiss at the door (which made me want to do it all over again), and I was out of there with 80mins on the clock. There had been no rush whatsoever, although this was her first day at the venue and she wasn't necessarily going to see anyone at all, she was settling in there. But she was happy to, she was realistic about it (not just wanting to cram a quick one in at the end of her day) and I had a bloody fantastic time.
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
