Author Topic: Thai Relax Barnsley. £40, 1hr +20HE  (Read 13432 times)

Offline MagicMatt

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Booked in over the weekend. 1hr and confirmed on arrival. £39
Didn't get the girls name - Sorry
Quite petite, with long dark hair

I asked for a relaxing massage, which was a little too soft. I should have directed a bit more, but I like to just chill
Elements of the massage were really good, so I can imagine if the pressure was how I wanted it, it would be really good.

No reach unders or cc swipes
turn after 20 mins, bit more massage and the question was asked / offered for £30. I was in 2 minds as I didn't go looking for HE, but countered with £20,  which was accepted.

at that point it was just get it done ASAP, no build up or anything.

Cleanup, bit more massage then told finish.

I was out in 45 mins, hence the neutral & I didn't get my £1 change

Offline dreamwrx

Thanks for the review MM  :hi:

Sounds only just slightly better than a wank in front of a bit of porn, however... In fact, for £59 I could have ten year's worth of wanks (the money's for the Andrex).

Funny old game, this one.

What makes it worse is that I watch plenty of porn which features pretty, shapely Asian girls doing all sorts of things they wouldn't tell their mothers about. But can you find one who'll do the same in the real world? Seems almost impossible to find an Asian girl who does't turn into a bait & switch deal next time you go knocking on the same door.


Offline MagicMatt

If that Thai unicorn happens to wander across your path PM me !!!

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Offline peter53

Saw Sam girl recently and thought she was pretty, delivered good massage and nice small firm tits.
Defo more on offer there

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Sorry, should have said "same" girl  :D

Offline HeyMonkey

If that Thai unicorn happens to wander across your path PM me !!!
I've found 2 exceptional Thai ladies that are real beauties. I've already reviewed one (Michelle) and will review the other ASAP.
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Offline Chao Praya

Just back from a month in Thailand so a bit out of touch with local scene. The petite girl referred to at Thai Relax. Does she work all week as last time I was there they had a lady who did Mon- Wed and another who did Thurs-Sat/ Also anybody know her name?

Offline Massagelover8282

So is it the actual lady in the picture who provides the service? Or is she available too?

Offline peter53

I'd be surprised if any of them are providing any services at the moment, anyone KNOW if they are still open?

Offline Massagelover8282

Sorry should have out it a little different, I didn't mean now, I think I would rather wait a month ot two before even thinking of going. I meant for the previous reviews, is it the lady in the picture that actually provoded  the service?

Offline Chao Praya

Fairly sure the place is currently closed. The girl in the photo I think is Nina but taken many years ago. She is quite a large lady now so I doubt if the petite lady described in the initial post is her. Nina used to do Mon-Wed when Bonnie did Thurs-Sat. When Bonnie left Nina was doing the full week but I suspect, judging by the above referral to a petite lady, that Nina is either back to part time or has left.

Offline STEVO 69

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Nina is the Lady massaging the foot, on the photos.

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I knocked on the door a few weeks ago.  They were busy so I couldn't get in but it was a slim, attractive,  youngish lady called Mai (May?).

She looked quite nice but the lockdown happened and everything shut down before I could get a booking.

Offline Chao Praya

For those who may be interested - although Thai Relax is outwardly closed, it is still possible to get a massage by calling the number and arranging a meet for the following day. The masseuse, probably Nina, will than open the shop just for that meet. Nina has been contacting previous customers explaining this arrangement. Be aware, especially if there are other ears/eyes in the house, if you are a previous customer you could get a call or a message from Thai Relax.
For DreamWRX and MagicMatt take heart (and a plane if they ever fly again) there are a multitude of Thai 'unicorns' available, if you go to Thailand. In Bangkok Sukhumvit 22, 24 and 24/1 there is an abundance of pretty girls in their 20's, plenty of choice, real GFE++ and full service for about £50 an hour.

Offline peter53

Must be getting desperate. I am surprised as they are usually quite strict, though the extras have increased over the years

Offline MajorPayne

For DreamWRX and MagicMatt take heart (and a plane if they ever fly again) there are a multitude of Thai 'unicorns' available, if you go to Thailand. In Bangkok Sukhumvit 22, 24 and 24/1 there is an abundance of pretty girls in their 20's, plenty of choice, real GFE++ and full service for about £50 an hour.
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Definitely the place to go for a massage when you are in Bangkok.  Any advice on how not to get ripped off?

Offline Chao Praya

You could also check out You Tube vids of Soi 24/1 which is a concentration of full service massage shops. Also (if the sites are still up due to the shops being closed for the Virus) you could have a look at Soi 22's Paradise Massage and HoneyBee. They are in the same side street just opposite the Marvel Hotel. HoneyBee has several sister shops in the same side street and you can select a girl or girls from any. Regarding being ripped off, I have visited Soi 22 and 24/1 massage shops at least 20 times and in my experience rip off just doesn't happen. It is not like the UK Thai experience. In Sukhumvit you get what you expect and often more than you expect.

Offline peter53

Thought this post was for Thai Relax? Perhaps the other posts should be in the overseas section?

Offline Chao Praya

Yeah, sorry, I suppose we've gone a bit off tack from the original posts about Thai Relax. Thought with so little going on at the moment that a bit of comparison between Thai outlets in Thailand and those in UK would be of some interest. Agree with Peter, however, maybe this should be on another thread.