Hi folks, my previous lengthy report seems to have got lost in the e-space so here is the very condensed version.
Comms, excellent. 10/10
Lady in reception, nice enough 6/10. She started the massage.
Massage 1st half 8/10 would go back for this without HE
Then got swapped as the lady blatantly had another client, not very happy. I hoped for a nice young lady, got....
Fugly 40 year old who did the worst 2nd half massage possible. 1/10
HE topless was tried (why did I bother?) she looked at the wall poster most of the time (Maybe I am thankful for that). 1/10
I couldn't finish with her or with me as she just not doing it for me. £75 wasted.
My Plan B was a Brazilian that kept me waiting in the cold for 25 mins and I ended up finishing myself off. Why didn't I just stay at home and I'd be £135 better off?
