Ayr

[Heellover86]

Heading to ayr on a stag do, looks to be slim pickings even for massage parlours, any local recommendations?

[Name Not Found]

Not a hope. Punting purgatory.

Go to a bar and pick up one of the locals. They're desperate for a bit of action down there.

[Keema]

You might get your hole at the 18th on the crazy golf.

Your pal sounds a delight - get him hammered, take him on the train to Glasgow and chuck him into the Waterloo Bar and go and have some real fun elsewhere.

[Clattypats]

If the stag do is April, sorted, plenty horses to choose fae!... 

[fedor]

Why on earth would you go to Ayr for a stag, its a wasteland these days, awful night out. Bit of advice for you, get a taxi 3 miles out to Prestwick if you are heading out on the piss, its 1000 times better.

[bigmike32]

Good advice from fedor prestwick has an airport jump on a plane and head somewhere better for a stag.

[Name Not Found]

Good advice from fedor prestwick has an airport jump on a plane and head somewhere better for a stag.

Wearing my eco-friendly hat or a moment, that's exactly what you shouldn't do! So many great European cities are being ruined by gangs of pissed up brits on stag and hen benders that some of them are actively trying to discourage it. Anyway, what's the point of flying hundreds of miles to get pisssed when half the group won't know where they are by 6 pm 

[Heellover86]

He wants to go to the races.  Don't think any of us are overly excited about it lol

Thanks for the advice lads