Janine969 (AW) - Paisley In Call.

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God... this was weird.

Services
INTENDED: 1hr FS £130. Meet was recent. Comms excellent by text message and phone call. Then I arrived at the “LOCATION”.


Location
Mid terrace ground floor flat down a side road just off a main high street near Seedhill. Think “28 Days Later” you’ll get the picture. Like a war zone. Telly’s, mattresses, fridge freezers strewn on the pavements. Hands down the dodgiest place I’ve parked my car and all my common sense was bellowing at me to scram. Dick took over so i didn’t. Metered on-street parking... I took a ticket but doubt any self-preserving traffic wardens would be checking but didn’t want to draw attention to my car. Fired a text off in the car requesting a shorter meet as I was getting serious heebie jeebies about what I was walking in to. So....

Amended Services
1/2 hr  FS £60. Change in appointment taken with no attitude. All good. Walked up to the flat, buzzed in expecting a horror show or B&S then.....


SP
Fuck me. I mean Fuck me. Janine’s face is fully visible on AW and she compares her body to a Testerosa on her blurb. I mean, yeah right! But.... she IS right. Think of the old Tom and Jerry cartoons where the dolly bird cat struts past and Tom’s eyes shoot out 👀👀👀 and his jaw cracks the floor. That was me. I’ve never had such an incongruous experience where I’ve felt so vulnerable on the street and walked in to a room and been utterly speechless. She is quite simply a very beautiful girl. I have no fucking idea what she is doing working out of such a shithole though. I was stunned and got even more jittery as a result. She is tall, confident, tactile and her body is just simply perfection. She was chatty friendly and completely at ease with herself.  An 11/10 in my eyes... wow. 

Action
Back to earth.... I hate short meets. They’re rushed, make me awkward and I like to take my time and enjoy the experience, so I knew this wasn’t going to suit me. And (to my shame not hers) it was over very quickly. we snogged and groped whilst I got undressed and then she lay on the bed in all her eye-watering glory. I was so bewildered by the “hell outside/heaven inside” experience I had completely lost my composure (I was totally on edge), and after a good 5 minutes feasting on her fanny (fresh, wet, although she gently put her hand on mine as I played around her twat. I got the sense she would’ve stopped me had I slipped any fingers in) she had me in her mouth (OW) and I knew I was going to pop Too early. Don’t know if it’s just me but if I’m stressed/running late/uneasy I tend to fire before I want to and knew this was going to happen here (hence I prefer longer bookings) I couldn’t wait to get her in missionary... as soon I slipped in I knew I was barely going to last and I dropped my hot yoghurt after a few self conscious thrusts.... head spinning, embarrassed at the lack of any real shagging.   

VERDICT
i have no idea.

Janine has quite possibly the best package in terms of looks and body that I’ve ever spent time with. She is (in my eyes anyway) absolutely knockout stunning. i admit I was punch-drunk when I saw her. A real head turner in any walk of life. I would, however, be very reluctant to return to her address as it’s just felt so damn dodgy ( maybe more locZl punters can reassure me that the Seedhill area isn’t in fact bandit country??). Were she based in a Merchant City Penthouse charging £200 hr golden fanny prices, then I think she’d be doing a roaring trade.  I don’t think I’ve had a punt that’s been more affected by the location than the SP before... so I’m struggling to work out what to rate this as:

1) the location is a massive NEGATIVE
2) the girl herself is stunning POSITIVE
3) the service was not my best experience (but that was due to my performance, not hers). NEUTRAL?

Will I go back? I honestly don’t know. I know a longer booking would be more enjoyable and a totally different experience, and I suppose I’d know the location and what to expect next time. I think I’ll have her down as a curious Plan B. As an average of my 3 points above I guess it deserves a neutral.

[Name Not Found]

Well, that was an interesting read     She doesn't do much or me facially, but I can see the appeal of the body.

Maybe if she sees this she'll realize her potential and get the fuck out of there. Then again, that would probably come with a price-rise. Maybe what we need is a member who has an armoured vehicle that could take punters in and out of her war-zone for safety?

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Odd thing is, she told me she disappears for periods at a time and goes home or to Switzerland, and Sweden and Italy. I couldn’t figure out if she meant “traveling” or hooking. How the hell does Paisley fit in to that mix??

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Shoulda also mentioned somebody else was in the flat I could hear them creaking about. Also added to my sense of unease. Not PC I know but Roms do have a reputation and it wouldn’t have surprised me if a nasty surprise was on the cards. For the avoidance of doubt though I needn’t have worried as I didn’t find out who he/she was.

[mickey1967]

Your experience tallies with mine, I wouldn't go near the place at night.

She got a nicer place did OWO then she'd be a busy girl, and could bump up her prices I suspect.

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I wholeheartedly agree.

[Boinky]

I don't get the need to stay in a shithole for any decent WG if it's rented and you live in it.

An extra booking a week elevates you from shithole to something really nice with change.

[rubntugn]

Pretty Certain this is the flat Sophie (who I reviewed) worked in. The area is a total dump and dangerous at night I can say from experience.

[J_H]

Interesting review, she is a bit of a head-turner. Pity about no CIM and OWO, though if she's ok with pussy eating and DFK I could be tempted  - especially at those prices.

Good feedback on AW for what it's worth (the one 'neutral' is obviously a typo if you read the guy's comments).

I'm not a Paisley MAN but know (or thought I knew) the place pretty well having worked there. I've never found Seedhill Road to be all that bad, has it changed recently?

[mickey1967]

Don't think she's into DFK, certainly not on my visit anyway.

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Maybe it depends on the punt and her mood. Wasn’t an issue with me 

[auldie63]

I've never found Seedhill Road to be all that bad, has it changed recently?

Don't think he's talking about actual Seedhil Rd. More Ladyburn/arse end of Howard or Dunn st. and i do mean arse end!

[Dakota]

Hi Guys,

I met this girl just over a week ago and she was obviously staying in a totally different location.   Post code I got was PA1 and was on a street off Glasgow Rd, just behind the Lagoon Centre in Paisley.   Im not familiar with some of Paisley but this looked a very decent residential part of town and nothing like Beirut.

Having said that the bedroom was pretty ordinary but warm and clean.

As the initial reporter said, I can confirm that this girl is stunning, I would have preferred if she offered OWO, but when she's so hot id let her off with that.

D 

[mickey1967]

D,

Sounds like I saw her in the same flat as you, I was comfortable enough walking to the place through the day but would be less so at night. As others have said, it's one of the streets off Glasgow Road.

[J_H]

Don't think he's talking about actual Seedhil Rd. More Ladyburn/arse end of Howard or Dunn st. and i do mean arse end!

That makes more sense going by the description; though he did mention 'mid-terrace', which I still find confusing.