The photos, the hint at a seductive GFE, she looks pretty, a bit like a Romanian Jennifer Lopez, right? Truth is she does, a bit, and she delivers a girl friend experience, the kind you'd get if you told her you were so sick you couldn't see her, then she spotted you ringside in Vegas watching Fury v Wilder and you posted a video of you getting a double blowjob off two hookers in a dishevelled hotel room.
She is pretty-ish in some moments, Rom skank in others, tiny, all natural, all smooth, couple of cheap tramp stamps, long hair extensions, nice arse, thick-ish around the thighs, mid/late twenties. The girl you see in the photos is the Waitrose edition, I met the Lidl version. This is her debut in independent whoring, spent a couple of years with agencies.
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External Link/Members OnlyComms - easy, all via text, she's a little paranoid about discretion and after giving the postcode, calls and walks you into the premises.
Place - grotty basement flat in a big house on Queens Gate, functional bedroom, bathroom other end of the corridor.
Cost - £150 basic plus £20 for owo
Action - Astounding effort made, she greeted me in a dressing gown and slippers, upon removing the gown she was naked apart from a sports bra, I sucked my teeth in anticipation of getting to grips with this sexy vixen (N.B. heavy sarcasm may permeate this review), the bra came off as I undressed myself and she led me to the bathroom to clean up.
Back to the bedroom and shallow lip kissing, groping and moaning surprisingly got me hard. She knelt to suck my cock, it was underwhelming, she went halfway deep. We got on the bed, more cock sucking, on with a condom, she asked me to go slow and gentle and got on in cowgirl, ten minutes of bog standard shagging and she did some proper squatting, went full on for a few minutes and to my surprise the sap rose and I shot in the bag.
Copious amounts of tissues and wipes were used to remove and dispose of the rubber and she took me back to the bathroom for a wash.
Back in the bedroom for round two which consisted of unsatisfactory doggy and missionary during which she asked if I was ok. I looked down on her and thought of the futility and despair of a bad punt, said I was fine and led her to the mirror for some hands free owo which led to her in a comedic position of laying back at a 45 degree angle, head on the bed with me straddling her body and stroking one out over her tits while she shielded her face with both arms and hands.
Back to the bathroom and she washed herself off in the sink, using the sink I mean, she's not that small, while I showered.
Back to the bedroom, dressed while she texted, engrossed in her phone, disengaged, GFE, my arse.
I walked up the stairs dragging my feet, what a shitshow this punting game is.