Busty Irish Sarah - Oldbury

[nwbrfc]

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She is as per her photos and to be honest she was friendly and polite, but that was where any resemblance to her profile ended.

It's a townhouse on the Birmingham Road in Oldbury - parking around the corner.

Led me upstairs, and I immediately booked for the hour - I mean, she's not EE and she has good reviews and was friendly - so what could go wrong?

Asked for a shower and was pointed to the bathroom - no shower just a bath (with not even a shower attachment). Did my best to wash without having to fill the bath first. Re-entered the room and I heard her come back up from downstairs having been speaking to her daughter, which sort of put me off thinking what must she be telling her daughter every time the door bell goes.  Anyway she stripped and offered a massage but I wanted to get down to business. And that's where it started failing.

She wouldn't let me kiss her - and I mean not even a peck, I couldn't go anywhere near her face. I know her profile says at her discretion, but I had used mouthwash and so knew it wasn't a breath thing. Then she took my semi hard cock and started wanking it hard before putting a condom on. No OWO. Again I know it's at her discretion but I was clean. Her OW was mechanical - 4 sucks then out, 4 sucks then out and repeat ad nauseam.  I tried to get my hands on her but she kept moving away. She then climbed aboard and started bouncing on my cock. I tried to play with her tits but was told no, the nipples are too sensitive - I wasn't tweaking them just caressing. After a minute of her just bouncing in a hurried and disinterested way, we swapped to mish. She just lay there with her head to one side as I tried to fuck her. Tried to lift her legs onto my shoulders but was told no. Then banged her for a bit and pulled out to re-enter but was told to not pull out, to only stay in, don't let the condom touch the blanket.

That was the last straw. I just stopped and said I'd had enough of her "no" and "don't do that". So I pulled the condom off and got dressed. She seemed genuinely surprised at my reaction and tried to explain her responses but I told her it was nonsense. I didn't ask for any money back , but nor did she offer. I just left.

She didn't do what her profile said. Waste of time and money.

[The President]

Good report and afraid had a few of those where if you are ok with a mechanical brain dead shag its ok but I want more than that - sorry you had a bad en but thanks for heads up

Leave feedback on aw linking to this thread

[nwbrfc]

I didn't think you can leave feedback on AW unless you made the booking using the web site?

[UK_T]

Not the first time she has causes drama I am affraid;

Previous post on her = https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=26247.msg375523;topicseen#msg375523

She does look hot on her pictures but I wouldnt go anywhere near her now.

Thanks for the heads up mate! 

[The President]

You can make a booking for say 2-3mins time - it doesn't get confirmed but it allows you to post a neutral comment

[The High Sparrow]

thank fuck for UKP. somehow I came across her profile on AW and from her photos I think she is gorgeous. I was about to book her last week but after a search on UKP and coming across this review I changed my mind.

[sprint81]

Hi guys,

I saw her yesterday in London, was looking forward to it but nervous as it was my first time punting. But like you guys said she was no good, wish I'd seen this thread before hand!!!!!!

First of all I txt her to say I was few mins away, she said to hang back a few mins as she was not ready, thought fine as was running a few mins early, ended up waiting on a corner for nearly 15 mins!
Her massage just felt like someone poking me in the back!, done owo which was good shame she only done it for about 20secs! weren't aloud to touch her nipples as they were sensitive! she had a cold or something so kept sniffing very heavy at times, quite off putting I think.
Actual fucking weren't bad at times, she didn't feel to into it and couple of times moaned her legs cramping or something.
One of the worst was she was waiting for a washing machine to be delivered, (she did mention it at the very start) and they would call her when they are 40 mins away, so every time her phone went she would answer, at least 2 or 3 times!
Plus side it was nice chatting to her.

my first time, hope they are not all like this, got a couple more lined up.

[nwbrfc]

Sorry you had to learn the hard way. Best to search in here for all future punts - although sometimes I get caught out too.

Hope the next ones are more successful.

[Roland D Hay]

Like a I keep saying, always believe the bad comment even if the rest is good... Here is the one bad comment sat in the middle of her otherwise good AW feedback,      'Avoid! Shit service, photos at least 10-15 years old.'

Do we really think she cancelled this client due to 'bad hygiene? No, 'obviously' she's a total cunt resorting to one of the lowest forms of prossie excuse in the book.

[Boundless]

Sounds like one for the cunt list!

[MrBlackDude]

I saw this one a few weeks ago, at her current location (Kings Cross). Pretty much the same experience as others have mentioned (ie. no kissing, don't touch her boobs), although I did get to play with her boobs a little and got closed-mouth kisses. She was friendly towards me and even explained there were things she wouldn't do before the money was handed over, but in general conversation was way too talkative. It wasn't the best of experiences, but at the same time not the worst I've ever had.

A couple of things that haven't been mentioned: her breasts are fake though very well done, and she is a smoker. I certainly didn't know she had a daughter...

[Stalinator]

That's your typical Irish WG. All talk no action. I have only met one Irish WG worth seeing multiple times and she is a part timer. I have tried many a Irish WG in Ireland and it is all the same. No kissing, no touching, no fingering, no OWO etc. Lack lustre service. But by god they can talk for Ireland. Friendly enough, but lack in service.

I say this as an Irish man and not all Irish ladies are like that, just the ones that that went to whore school.

[James Bowie]

I saw Sarah about three months ago when she was working in Colliers Wood and came away with mixed feelings. Firstly, she agreed to see me quite late for an incall (11pm, although I did send the enquiry across at 8pm), which I thought was good of her (or risky?) considering she didn't know me. Postcode received back via text and on the way, our appointment was put back and put back again and then Sarah suggested we make it another day. I said I'd travelled, so she reluctantly agreed to still see me and asked me to give her another 30 minutes to get ready. 45 minutes later Sarah sent the house number through.

Now I was only interested in a long massage with a couple of HR's along the way, so for my purposes it was reasonably well delivered. She didn't stop talking throughout though and in the end, I cut it short as I was tired and had had enough. We had a smoke after my first pop, but I decided that I couldn't be bothered to have another go.

If I'd written a review at the time, I probably would have been "neutral", but on reflection with the fucking around, I think there's much better value to be had elsewhere.

[Buddha]

I did a Google search for Busty Irish Sarah's profile so I could send the link to a friend, found this thread and signed up especially to post this comment (hence, no reviews or previous posts).

Coincidently I saw BIS a few days ago in Chelsea. To be honest I had quite a good experience (the best one I've had recently is External Link/Members Only)

It took her a while to reply to my message asking if she was available so I just rang her and she answered immediately. I asked for 10 and she said yes but sounded a bit distracted. I think the clue is in the profile where it says 'party girl'.

I arrived 15 minutes early so rang to say I was round the corner just in case, but she said she needed 15 more minutes to get ready which is reasonable. I decided to wait, but thought I'd go and see Bombshell if she messes me about and just pay the extra.

At 1000 I get a text from her saying she's ready, but I do I mind if her friend is in the other room getting ready? I say no, so long as she's the girl in the picture. She assures me she is and I head up.

I knock at the front door and hear heels clicking which is a good start. She welcomes me in, and apart from her being a little 'heavier' than in the side view picture I was happy enough with how pretty she was and the size of her rack.

She shows me in, apologised for the room being slightly untidy and offers me a drink. She seemed to have that 'Columbian cold' someone else mentioned and was very chatty but not in an unpleasant way. I politely asked her to put some killer heels and a g-string on, and take the top off which she obediently did, then I stripped down to my boxers and we started chatting while I played with her fake tits and stroked her legs.

Without being asked she started leaned down and started sucking away on my cock (no condom). I politely asked her to go a little slower and lighter on it because I'm quite sensitive, to which she complied. Blowjob was good but no deepthroat and she kept stopping to talk. I didn't mind because I'm quite chatty myself, but whilst chatting I just kept squeezing and sucking her big tits, and then would just stroke her hair and gently push her head back down. Next we had sex which which we agreed would be slow and gentle as I'm on the bigger side, but after about 5 minutes I asked to go back to the blowjob. She carried on with that, and kept spitting on it and wanking and sucking at the same time, which got me quite horny. After doing this for a while I asked for sex again; we fucked missionary, spoons, then doggy, and I finished with her on her front while I was on top of her whilst cupping her tits. As I came in her (in the condom) she slowly lifted her hips up and down so I went deeper into her and came a bit harder.

We chatted for a bit more, and she asked if I minded her smoking, I said no and she offered me a drink. I was there for a good 70 minutes and would go back. I text her on my way home and said thanks, and she responded with a naughty picture and said thanks for a nice time. When i arrived I got mixed up and offered her £130 and she refused the extra £10 and gave it back.

I'm quite surprised at the bad stories as we managed to strike up a good rapport quite quickly, but I think she is a bit of a party animal so maybe I just caught her in a good mood? While I would go back, having heard the stories above I wouldn't advise anyone else to take the risk, Ysa above is a serious firecracker and made me come from a blowjob quicker than I ever have for years.

[Buddha]

Also, in the profile there is a full frontal picture that makes her tits look really wonky.

I love fake tits, and in the flesh she they are actually very well done. I'm no better than average on the looks and charm scale, but I had my hands clamped on her tits for half the appointment, she let me squeeze and suck them, and we did the French kissing while having sex. Her lips look like they may be fake too but she said they weren't.

I hope it wasn't her daughter in the next room.

[Jaselemas]

It's a good job i've found this thread but at the same time I am utterly disappointed.

I've been eyeing up BIS for a little while now and come February work is sending me up to C&W Hospital for a medical. I love the Irish accent and honestly after having a peep at her PG, BIS looks to me like one of the hottest WGs on AW. Nice fake boobs, tall, not too skinny and a beautiful face. The fact that she might be a dress size or two bigger than her photos would not put me off in the slightest, but having read some of your reviews and comments it's really disheartening. Before, the only issue was her self-profession of being a "party girl", which correct me if i'm wrong, but means she uses illegal substances. I'm not one to judge others for stuff like that, but I am in a line of work where a compulsory random drug test is a possibility and people have been binned from the job for any trace-even from passive circumstances.

At the same time though Buddha's review is obviously positive and she's got some half decent reviews on AW (although a few cancellations), so does she just treat clients preferentially, or is it just she's a cunt 99% of the time but comes back down to earth for the last 1%?

I'm really torn as to whether I should give her a chance or just go for another session altogether whilst in Kensington, thinking PlatinumCindy or External Link/Members Only right now.

Might give Sarah a ring closer to the time and see if I can discuss what the play actually is before potentially wasting my time and money.

[bestpunt]

Good luck then..even after reading the thread

[Jaselemas]

Good luck then..even after reading the thread

If there was a blanket consensus as to what she is like, I could understand your post. The fact is there isn't, reviews fluctuate from absolute shite to very good. If there was no post by Buddha or positive reviews on AW, sure i'd see this and move on, but the fact that there are some positive experiences and she's been at the top of my hotlist for a week or two makes me at least want to call her and see what is and isn't actually off the cards.

[The_Don]

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She is as per her photos and to be honest she was friendly and polite, but that was where any resemblance to her profile ended.

It's a townhouse on the Birmingham Road in Oldbury - parking around the corner.

Led me upstairs, and I immediately booked for the hour - I mean, she's not EE and she has good reviews and was friendly - so what could go wrong?

Asked for a shower and was pointed to the bathroom - no shower just a bath (with not even a shower attachment). Did my best to wash without having to fill the bath first. Re-entered the room and I heard her come back up from downstairs having been speaking to her daughter, which sort of put me off thinking what must she be telling her daughter every time the door bell goes.  Anyway she stripped and offered a massage but I wanted to get down to business. And that's where it started failing.

She wouldn't let me kiss her - and I mean not even a peck, I couldn't go anywhere near her face. I know her profile says at her discretion, but I had used mouthwash and so knew it wasn't a breath thing. Then she took my semi hard cock and started wanking it hard before putting a condom on. No OWO. Again I know it's at her discretion but I was clean. Her OW was mechanical - 4 sucks then out, 4 sucks then out and repeat ad nauseam.  I tried to get my hands on her but she kept moving away. She then climbed aboard and started bouncing on my cock. I tried to play with her tits but was told no, the nipples are too sensitive - I wasn't tweaking them just caressing. After a minute of her just bouncing in a hurried and disinterested way, we swapped to mish. She just lay there with her head to one side as I tried to fuck her. Tried to lift her legs onto my shoulders but was told no. Then banged her for a bit and pulled out to re-enter but was told to not pull out, to only stay in, don't let the condom touch the blanket.

That was the last straw. I just stopped and said I'd had enough of her "no" and "don't do that". So I pulled the condom off and got dressed. She seemed genuinely surprised at my reaction and tried to explain her responses but I told her it was nonsense. I didn't ask for any money back , but nor did she offer. I just left.

She didn't do what her profile said. Waste of time and money.

Sorry to her you had a bad time, I had her on my to do list (being Irish reminds of some old girl friends)


But now removed.


As for her genuinely surprise, its good what you walked (yes money gone) but some W/G level of service doesn't match their profile.


Another reason why I don't often trust A/W feed back!

[danny.simons]

If there was a blanket consensus as to what she is like, I could understand your post. The fact is there isn't, reviews fluctuate from absolute shite to very good. If there was no post by Buddha or positive reviews on AW, sure i'd see this and move on, but the fact that there are some positive experiences and she's been at the top of my hotlist for a week or two makes me at least want to call her and see what is and isn't actually off the cards.

I think all girls are potentially hit-and-miss, even the girls that have received an amazing set of reviews on here could have an off-day when someone goes to see them which would lead them to think of it as a negative experience
That being said, the reviews for Irish Busty Sarah seem to all be consistently negative or leaning-negative, so (in my opinion at least) she seems like more risk than reward
Also, escorting with her daughter in the house is (again for me at least) an instant killer. Don't really care how old she is, that is pretty grim in my opinion :/

[Jaselemas]

Saw her today in Kensington, really enjoyed it, both the sex and her company. Sadly didn't allow any French Kissing although to be fair I was in a rush this morning so hadn't shaved and had a bit of a beard going on and she doesn't receive oral which is a shame because it's something I love doing and have been told several times i'm pretty darn good at but the former is advertised as "at her discretion" and the latter not at all.

Pretty face, lovely personality, cracking body and even pretended to laugh at some of my jokes and one liners. Definitely would like to see her again if i'm up that neck of the woods again, although I did get carried away and ended up late to my appointment at C&W!

I'm not challenging anyone else's opinion of her, after all i wasn't present at your booking, but if you are in two minds after looking at this page like I was, I think it's worth giving Sarah the benefit of the doubt rather than just writing her off.

[bucksboy]

Almost booked her in London a few months ago but saw the FB on here so avoided...good swerve i reckon!